If you stay only in the spam zone then that's true.
But if you were in that restaurant, which one would you use?
I like the 3rd one most though. You?
Yeah you had posted this but I didn't know and made a repost.
DON'T TRY TO HiDE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS, YOU WANT ME TO BE WITH YOU ALL THE TIME BUT IT'S THE DISTANCE THAT KEEPS US AWAY, DON'T WORRY WE CAN FIND A SOLUTION TO THAT AS LONG AS WE BELIEVE IN OUR LOVE
DON'T PrETEND YOU DIDN'T SEE THE LAST PART AND DON'T MAKE UP EXCUSES, WE WILL BE TOGETHER
Hayabusa in the bar says that he wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge his breasts. His boyfriend tells him, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." Hayabusa asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled Hayabusa asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass." HAYABUSAA!!!! I'M GETTING CRAZZYYY OE OE OE!!! I'M CRAZY FOR YOU!!! I CAN'T HIDE IT ANYMORE YOU'RE MY LOVE IN THIS FORUMM, BUT IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TOO!!! YOUR EYES ARE LIKE TWO DIAMONDS AND YOUR HEART IS BIGGER THAN KINGDOM HEARTS!!! KISS ME YOU WILD BOY!
I know, I removed the first 3 because there'd be more whining.
A thousand dicks in your ass. :P
I've done more. I don't remember my record though.
Yeah you're right. But I guess he shouldn't even be staff. What you said reminded me of Beckham, did you see what happened between LA Galaxy's supporters and him 1-2 days ago? What was your previous username?
xD Well not exactly, you know my posts are for everyone. Except for those that get edited, locked, deleted and I get infractions from. :P I'm sure you've learnt by now that it's just for fun and I have no intentions of offending. But **** happens as you all know. Sometimes it's fair and we deserve it, and sometimes we don't. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Launderette a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with 'A man once told me.' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A female who won't do what she's told. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!' In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, 'I haven't eaten anything in four days.' She looked at him and said, 'God, I wish I had your willpower.' Young Son: 'Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad: 'That happens in every country, son.' A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: 'Wife Wanted.' The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator. And, finally, Why do women get married in white? So they match all the other household appliances.
Yeah, it was a mistake I corrected it.
You're not new, but you act like you're new.
Nope... maybe similar, but not this.
Except for Donald.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher
No .
My scenario was better. But that's cool too. There are similarities there.
