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  1. Toshi
    You want me to quote your previous post so you think better?
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Toshi
    With spam zone's active members.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Toshi
    True. Damn, where's my the muffin man now that I want him?
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Toshi
    Well thank you. But you should know that I don't kid when it comes to friendship. Anyways, sorry for what I had said.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Toshi
    And if they could actually go to other sections too except of the spam zone- and even better in KH sections, not only it wouldn't go down, but it would go up.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Toshi
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRQf0S3oD0

    Oh no I stole a link from youtube and copied-pasted it
    Thread by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Toshi
    I agree. But at least it's not a permanent ban and it's just 3 weeks.
    You know, even though you're kinda new here, I like you.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Toshi
    I haven't made a thread in a while :P


    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

    She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

    She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

    'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room,'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

    The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

    'Yes, I do' she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

    'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

    'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

    'I remember that too' she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

    'I would have been released today.'
    Thread by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Toshi
    Oh, yeah I forgot, this'll be locked.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Toshi
    Wise words my man.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Toshi
    And then you think you're smarter than me :/
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Toshi
    I don't think you can surpass this thread no matter how hard you try.

    http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=55181
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Toshi
    Laugh all you want, but laughs better whoever laughs last.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Toshi
    I may be killing the spam zone with my "stupid ass threads", which you could just ignore and post something productive, but I'm helping the rest of the site more than you think.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Toshi
    It's spanish. Don't you know SPanish?
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Toshi
    No, I'm having fun the way I post now.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Toshi
    You ain't getting what you want, but you can get what you don't want.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Toshi
    A
    is for Arteries.
    You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

    B
    is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

    C
    is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

    D
    is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

    E
    is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

    F
    is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.

    G
    is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

    H
    is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.

    I
    stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

    J
    stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

    K
    stands for Kill.

    L
    is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.

    L
    is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

    M
    stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

    N
    stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?

    O
    is for On top. When on top she has another O word.

    P
    is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.

    Q
    is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

    R
    is for Rich little Biitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.

    S
    stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

    T
    is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.

    U
    is for Understatement. Saying you hate that Biitch is an understatement.

    V
    is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.

    W
    stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

    X
    is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

    Y
    stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

    Z
    stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

    .
    stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.
    Thread by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Toshi
    Chupa me, puto
    chupa me verga
    Marricon
    Cago en tu leche
    hacete cojer
    beso mi culo
    hijo de mil putas
    me cago en la puta madre que te pario hijo de puta
    metete un palo en el culo
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Toshi
    Maybe one with naked asses, I suppose.
    Post by: Toshi, Jul 22, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone