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  1. jafar
    Do not read or watch any of the following material (unless you are of age according to your region) because of extreme (and exaggerated) violence, blood, explicit language, and innuendo. DO NOT READ OR WATCH IF YOU ARE UNDER 17!
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    No More Heroes is a brand new M-rated gore fest for the Wii from Suda 51, creator of Killer 7 and Contact. It follows the story of otaku and slightly perverted Travis Touchdown who had just recently won a beam katana in an online auction. He went to this fight bar and saw this hot French woman named Sylvia Christel of the UAA, an organization for assassins . I have no idea why they would have an organization. Really. >.< Anyways, she gets him to fight Helter Skelter, the 11th ranked assassin.. The duel ends, with Travis as the victor. He is now ranked 11 and has to defeat everybody above him so as to be number one.
    The characters are quite eccentric. Dr. Peace, the 9th ranked assassin, starts off the battle by singing karaoke in the middle of a baseball stadium. It’s crazy good.
    The game play is quite interesting. You hold the Wii remote high or low and press the A button to perform a regular slash, while B kicks and allows you to throw dizzied opponents. Z controls guarding and locking-on, and though the camera repositions automatically, you can center is behind Travis by pressing C. While holding Z, you can roll by pressing the control pad in the desired direction.

    Now, to get to each ranked fight, you have to pay an entry fee. You start off doing odd jobs, like lawn mowing, coconut collecting, and other interesting minigames. Eventually, you’ll unlock a shifty office building to enter. Here, you can get assassination jobs.

    So, I just realized this description sucks. The vids will help make more sense of it. Ask questions if you want a clarification on some of the stuff.

    No More Heroes Into
    Bloody Massacre Gameplay
    Killer Carnage Gameplay
    IGN No More Heroes Preview
    Subway Showdown
    Thread by: jafar, Jan 19, 2008, 4 replies, in forum: Gaming
  2. jafar
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    Banapples

    Banapples are the awesomest fruit of the future! It is a combination of a banana and an apple! Buy it today from your local drug dealer today!
    Thread by: jafar, Jan 19, 2008, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. jafar
    http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogday08.html

    Feel free to clap along. Or sing along. Either or both. If you can do both, I envy you.
    Thread by: jafar, Jan 18, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. jafar
    Everything realated to SPAM.

    www.spam.com As Creepy as it Gets!

    SPAM Wikipedia Article

    SPAM pics and ads:

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    On the bottom left corner, there is a Hawaii Edition of SPAM. SPAM is a delicace in Hawaii.

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    Yes, there is even a gift set of SPAM...

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    Thread by: jafar, Jan 14, 2008, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. jafar
    I give a battle example of one fruit versus another. Then some random KH-V memeber strolls along and notices this thread. They say who wins and gives another battle. Rinse, repeat.

    Banana vs. Pineapple
    Thread by: jafar, Jan 13, 2008, 47 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. jafar
    So it's here to stay in the Spam Zone. Let the posting commence.

    Think of the best pick-up line you possibly can.

    An example of a bad pick-up line because it's been done so many times bfore:
    Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

    Be original!

    More than one pick-up line is allowed. So if you have more than one, enter it!

    Judges:
    1) Me
    2) Rosey
    3) The Darkness Grows Within

    I am no longer accepting judges.
    Judging is next week, meaning THIS Saturday! So post your best pick-up line ASAP! And if a really good one is posted after the deadline, the winner may be changed.
    Thread by: jafar, Jan 13, 2008, 32 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. jafar
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    Holy Crap!

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    A monkey with a gun....!!!!!!!! What do you think he is aiming at?
    Thread by: jafar, Jan 12, 2008, 10 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. jafar
    Bush is now in Israel trying to force an impossible peace between Israel and Palestine. This morning, all the city lights in Jerusalem were turned off so he could see the sunset in one of the most beautiful places on the planet. What's wrong with this picture? It wasn't done in his honour or anything. He asked the Israeli government to do this, and they complied. Seriously, WTF....
    Thread by: jafar, Jan 9, 2008, 5 replies, in forum: Current Events
  9. jafar
    Disscuss the Pie List so far, organizational improvements, etc.

    The Pie List http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=39917
    Thread by: jafar, Dec 31, 2007, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. jafar
    I need an avatar of Travis Touchdown with the words No More Heroes. Travis looks like this, but any picture works:
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    I would also like a No More Heroes sig. Thanks. (No More Heroes is a video game, not the song by The Stranglers) And PM me if you wish to take this up. Thanks again.

    ~サキ アマミヤ
    Thread by: jafar, Dec 31, 2007, 0 replies, in forum: Art Shop
  11. jafar
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    List o' Pies

    I am trying to create a list of all the pie flavors ever to exist. And I need your help! This is what I have so far.

    Apple
    Apple & Blackberry
    Apple & Cinnamon
    Apple & Raisin
    Bacon & Egg
    Banana
    Banana Cream
    Banoffee
    Beef
    Beef & Ale
    Blackberry
    Blackcherry
    Blueberry
    Boston Cream
    Boysenberry
    Butter
    Cheesecake
    Cheese & Potato
    Cherry
    Chess
    Chicken
    Chicken Balti
    Chicken & Mushroom
    Chicken & Herb
    Chocolate
    Chocolate Pecan
    Corned Beef
    Cream
    Custard
    Dutch
    Goat
    Kalakukko
    Key Lime
    Lamb
    Leek & Potato
    Lemon
    Lemon Meringue
    Liver and Onion
    Meat
    Meat & Potato
    Mince
    Mock and Potato
    Mud
    Pasty
    Peach
    Peanut Butter
    Pecan
    Pheasant
    Pigeon
    Pizza
    Pork
    Pork and Onion
    Pot
    Potato
    Pumpkin
    Quiche
    Rabbit
    Raspberry
    Rhubarb
    Scotch
    Shepard's
    Shoofly
    Stargazy
    Steak and Ale
    Steak and Kidney
    Steak & Onion
    Strawberry
    Strawberry Rhubarb
    Sugar
    Sweet Potato
    Veal
    Vegetable

    Post at least one flavor of pie, and if you ever think of more, edit that post! I will add each flavor posted,but no fake flavors please.

    In the mean time, enjoy this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viWXivIWmBg
    Thread by: jafar, Dec 31, 2007, 45 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. jafar
    If the world's destruction was 5 hours away, what would you do in those 5 hours? How would others behave during this time?
    Thread by: jafar, Dec 29, 2007, 27 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone