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  1. Jube
    This **** enrages me to no ****ing end.
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 11, 2012, 32 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Jube
    That made absolutely no sense.
    VLC has no Hi10p support and isn't customizable.
    It sucks ass and always has.

    Scrunched up how? Were you using CCCP?
    Post by: Jube, Aug 11, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Jube
    DON'T LISTEN TO THESE HOMOSEXUALS!
    Combined Community Codec Pack+Media Player Classic
    THIS IS ALL YOU WILL NEED FOR THE REST OF YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE!
    Post by: Jube, Aug 11, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Jube
    Thread

    Get PM

    "Oh boy, I wonder who sent me a priva-"
    [​IMG]
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 10, 2012, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Jube
    THAT WILL COST YOU YOUR LIFE!l
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 10, 2012, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Jube
    That's the crap.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 10, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Jube
    Is this an actual thing?
    Post by: Jube, Aug 8, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Jube
    What a peculiar thread
    I should hate it
    But i have no reason to.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 8, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Jube
    Enjoy the slippery slope, be sure to keep it nice and clean and don't let if accumulate too much dust. That figma is in your care and expects you to love and care for it.
    Who is that anyway?
    Post by: Jube, Aug 7, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Jube
    I like to imagine that everyone in this thread is a guy and this is all just some build up to a kh-vids circlejerk meetup
    Post by: Jube, Aug 7, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Jube
    I think you missed Gaia
    Post by: Jube, Aug 7, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Jube
    I was on /a/ that's how.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 7, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Jube
    Not Fate
    Fate
    Post by: Jube, Aug 6, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Jube
    You may choose one mage to train under to become experienced in some form of magecraft.
    What you do with your abilities are entirely up to you, you may become a villain, a hero, or whatever.
    The more you use your powers the more likely you will encounter other mages, strong, weak, wise, naive, good and evil.
    You may choose from.....

    Nature Magic: An elderly old women offers to teach you nature magic, while training under her you will travel the wilds of Europe and Asia. Nature magic grants you the ability to command animals and plants; you can shapeshift into plants and animal forms and with experience the ability to shapeshift freely, even into mythical beasts(dragons,wyrvens,etc). You will also gain the ability to summon natural phenomena such as lightning storms and minor earthquakes.
    In order to master nature magic you must have reverence and respect for nature. To reach full potential you will be living your life in the wild much like the old women.

    Necromancy: A sharply dressed man offers to teach you Necromancy within his large and mostly empty mansion. Necromancy allows you to suck the life out of other people and transfer it into energy which can be later used for magical feats such as healing, enhancing physical abilities temporarily and creating golems out of inanimate matter, you can even raise the dead as your mindless servants. At a beginner level these undead will be no different then a Romero zombie except for the fact that they won't attack you but at a higher level you will essentially begin summoning vampires complete with super speed, strength, shapeshifting, healing, minor magical abilities and turning other beings into your minions by sucking their blood. These vampires will be under your complete control unless you choose to give them free will.
    To master Necromancy you will need to be brutal and ruthless. You will gain an aura that causes people to fear and distrust you unless they themselves are a mage.

    Chi Magic: A kindly old monk offers to teach you to control the chi within yourself. You will be living in a Tibetan monestary and be expected live a ascetic lifestyle. Chi magic will allow you to harness the chi within yourself to perform amazing feats such as enhanced super speed, super strength, superhuman durability and amazing reflexes. These enhancements have absolutely no limit and if you're good enough you could move faster the speed of light while having the durability to sustain light speed friction and the strength to lift entire continents along with reflexes so keen you could react to a bullet coming at you the very instant it leaves the barrel. Using your chi will tire you out though as an inexperience mage.
    Chi magic requires strict discipline and a willingness to train. Devoting yourself to chi magic will require you to train most every day to maintain and improve your abilities.

    Mental Magic: A stern looking women offers to teach you mental magic. You will be staying in a comfortable hotel that she owns. She has very high expectations of you and will be very strict during your training. Mental magic grants the user the ability to read minds, influence minds and at higher levels the ability to control minds. People who have been controlled will realize afterwards that someone was controlling their thoughts and actions but those who are influenced will not know. An experienced mage may be able to realize who it was that controlled them and even track them down so be wary. You also gain telekinetic powers though not much stronger then your physical limitations, you can also learn technopathy allowing you to control machines and other electronics.
    Mental magic requires intellect and concentration, if you go beyond the limits of your abilities you risk a mental backlash that may knock you unconscious or even put you in a coma.

    Void Magic: A strange androgynous individual offers to teach you void magic. While training you will be staying at home for a majority of your time, only going outside for necessities. The individual at seemingly random times will appear in your house and demand a training session. Void magic is channeled through the space between worlds, it's most basic ability is being able to see anywhere in the world. Later you will be able to look into potential futures. It also grants you the ability to warp space allowing you to teleport yourself and others as well as objects. It also grants you a small degree of control over time allowing you to temporarily speed up, slow down or stop time. At higher levels you will be able to create pocket dimensions as well as make "jumps" into the past.
    Void magic requires mental fortitude and will power. You must believe you have the skill and capabilities to do whatever it is your doing. If your will is to falter you may rupture space time causing who knows what and even fling you into other worlds which you may not be able to get back from or even survive in.
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 6, 2012, 42 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Jube
    Right?
    I mean it was good for a bit but that ending completely ruined everything for me where they
    **** was super ******ed, and what the hell happened to Joseph? I get that he wasn't that fleshed out of a character but they didn't have to completely write him out.

    Old Testament was ten times better, seriously the Escape from Egypt arc was ****ing glorious
    [​IMG]
    Thread by: Jube, Aug 6, 2012, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Jube
    This was made in China wasn't it?
    Post by: Jube, Aug 5, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Jube
    Post

    What band?

    I don't remember the last time I listened to a modern band.
    I just don't understand all this new age ****.

    EDIT: Scratch that, The Protomen.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 5, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Jube
    Post

    What band?

    A very firm tie between Queen and Wu Tang.
    Megadeth back in my rebel days.
    Post by: Jube, Aug 5, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Jube
    I would say God Hand but that would be predictable

    God Hand
    Post by: Jube, Aug 5, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Jube
    Rmemeber when we all used to call Roxas BHK?
    Remember when we all thought that Kingdom Hearts 3 would be about some huge war involving keyblades?
    Remember when we all thought that Final Mix would come out in America?
    Just kidding, you never thought that was gonna happen
    Post by: Jube, Aug 5, 2012 in forum: The Spam Zone