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TURN THE BEAT BACK

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~Haven City; Gary's Insta-Base~​

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Everyone watched as the oddities unfolded before them. Gold being violated by Crys, Lyra and Silver appearing, Lyra Falcon Pawnching Crys across the face, all of it.​

"Damn, looks like we got a catfight up in here!"​

"Kids these days..."​

Nate simply laughed along with Mei, barely able to stand up himself.​

Finally free from Crys's masochistic grasp, Gold walked out from the small room he was trapped in, holding himself.​

His face was that of pure horror.​

"Gold? Are you alright?"​

Gold didn't answer. He simply walked over to the closest corner of the room where he lied down and assumed the fetal position, his back to the other trainers.​

He was shaking slightly as he lay there.​

"He gonna be aight?"​

"I think he just needs a minute to shake that experience off..."​

Lance looked back to the escalating catfight and sighed.
"I'll handle this."
As the girls fought, Lance picked them both up by their shirt collars, holding them just out of reach from one another.
"Crys, there was no reason to, uh...'Attack' Gold like that."
Lance turned to Lyra.
"Lyra, it's admirable that you want to protect Gold, but that wasn't the right way to go about it."
Lance set the girls down.
"Crys...Go cool down. Lyra, I think Gold could use a little comforting at the moment."
Gold continued to lay in the corner, mumbling things.
"She...Her...And her face...her hand...It was in my paaaaahahahaaaants...."

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~Dai-Gurren Lounge~​

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After not being posted as for God knows how long, Lyle found himself in the Dai-Gurren lounge, where he was watching the Disgaea News Channel, or DNC.​

"Parents and Guardians alike are in uproar over pornographic children's game; LittleBigPlanet. Naturally, none of them have actually played the game, but at a glance the objective seems to be to create sizable sentient phallus-shaped rocket ships and pilot them into what appears to be a large pile of giant tits on fire. Defenders of the game have described this as 'F*%#ing Awesome'. We'll have more in this story as it progresses-"​

Lyle changed the channel.​

"Screw the news, I'm watching something else."​

The TV channel changed.​

"BZZT-Take this! Condemn Blaze!"​

Called the rugged voice of a monkey-woman on the television as she fired a beam of energy from her mecha's staff at her opponent.​

"You'll have to do better than that!" replied another woman as a wave of energy collided with her mecha's hand, squeezing it into nothing.
"I-Impossible!"
"Listen close, Simone...Never forget...Believe in yourself."
The woman's voice stopped for a moment.
"Not in the Simone that I believe in...Not in the Kamina that you believe in...Believe in the Simone that believes in you."
"S-Sis?"
"HISSAAAAAAAATSU! GIGAAAA! DRILL! BREEEEEAAAAAKEEEEEER-BZZT"
"Seen it." Lyle said as he began flipping through the channels again.

OOC: Yes, that was just a post of nothingness. I did it to re-establish where Lyle was.

Reserving:

Cress (Pokemon Black 2 and White 2)

I agree. I really wish they would have done more with her...Ah, well, there's still Vivio.

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~Haven City~​

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Lance nodded at Caitlin.​

"Of course. Having one such as you as our leading force would only make us stronger."​

It was at this moment that Torn and the group of non-Trainers flew off in the Hellcat towards the Palace Tower in the city's center.​

"Okay, first things first: We need to find a Pokémon Center. We'll stand no chance against Team Rocket or Team Plasma if our Pokémon are injured."​

"Agreed. I say we split up and...And...AAAAAAAAGH!!" Blue fell to his knees, gripping his head tight.​

"Blue, what's wrong!?"​

"It's...It's him...H-He's trying...To break...out!"​

"Who? Who's trying to break out!?"​

Blue let go of his head, letting his arms hang to the ground.​

"I'll tell ya who's tryin' to break out..."​

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Spoiler

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"Gary Oak, motherfuckers!"​

The trainer once known as Blue stood his, his arms up. His shirt had changed from the black one that Blue was wearing to a purple long-sleeved shirt. He had also somehow acquired a pair of GARglasses that seemed to simply float in front of his eyes.​

"What the..."​

"So I hear you bitches needed a Pokécenter. Am I right?"​

"Uh...Y-Yeah..."​

"Alright, here ya go."​

Gary snapped his fingers, causing a large Pokémon Center to literally fall from the sky.​

It looked normal for the most part, save for the fact that there was a bright neon sign that read "Pokéshizzle Center" placed on the roof.​

"Right this way, scrubs." Gary said, leading the group inside.​

Instantly it was apparent that this was no ordinary Pokémon Center, as the lights were dimmed and there were multi-colored strobe lights flashing to the beat of the song that was playing inside the center.​

"Nurse is right over there, so get yo ass over there and heal your 'mons."​

Lance reluctantly lead the group over to the desk, where a nurse stood, ready to assist them.​

"U-Uh...We're here to heal our Pokémon..."​

The nurse leaned over the table, loudly chewing some bubble gum as she looked Lance over.​

"M'kay. Hand 'em ov'r."​

She took the Pokéballs from each trainer that needed their Pokémon healed, and tossed them into a large trash bin-like machine before turning it on.​

The machine shook violently as it made a loud noise.​

"A-Are you sure that's safe for the Pokémon?" Lance asked, raising his voice to be heard over the music and the machine's racket.​

"Oh, yeah, they'll be fiiine."​

Just then, the machine began to make a violent grinding noise.​

"Oh, son of a..."​

The nurse started kicking the machine as hard as she could, spouting vulgar language as she did so.​

Lance's mouth hung open at the sound of the woman's language. So much so that he covered Gold's ears as to protect whatever innocence he had left.​

Finally, the machine stopped making the grinding noise, and finished it's healing process with a familiar tune.​

The nurse took all of the Pokéballs out of the machine and dumped them back on to the desk that Lance and the others were waiting behind.​

"There, all healed 'n' shit. Hope to see ya again, or somethin'." She said before turning around and going back to whatever business she was attending to before.​

Lance and the others took their respective Pokéballs (which looked in perfect condition, despite the supposed abuse they endured inside the machine) before turning away.​

"Okay...Let's just...Leave now. Preferably without that corrupted version of Blue..."​

"You all done? Good, took you long enough. Anyway, looks like there's a couple o' lovebirds gettin' it on not too far from here. How's about we go and take a peek, eh, Ash?"​

"...There is so much wrong with that I hardly know what to think..." Gold said to himself.​

Gold sighed.​

"Look, free dirty shows aside, you obviously have some special powers, Blue, so why don't you-"​

"Whoa, whoa, hold it right there, 2nd Gen scrub, I told you once that it's Gary. G-to da-A-to-da-R-to-da-motherfuckin'-Y. My name ain't Blue. I mean seriously, who names their kid that?"​

"Wh-Whatever! You can make Pokémon Centers fall from the sky, so could you give us a place to hide out and think about our next plan of attack?"​

"Fo'sho."​

Gary snapped his fingers yet again, and the entirety of the room changed from the dance floor/Pokemon Center hybrid to a high-tech military base with a large holographic map of Haven City.​

"There. Anything else you wanna bitch about?"​

Gold marveled at the huge map for a second before shaking his head.​

"...Uh-uh..."​

"Alright, if y'lookin' for Team Rocket, they hidin' out in th'bar that your homie Jak got snatched up in. Y'might wanna bring some potions 'n' shit, 'cuz I'm thinkin' Team Rocket'll be waitin' fo'you."​

Lance nodded, genuinely surprised by how much sense that Gary's plan made.​

"Right, then that's where we're heading next. Team Plasma could be there as well."​

"Just a 'lil suggestion; y'all might wanna hang here for a bit for a little character development...Jus' sayin'."​

"...Riiiight, I don't know what that means...But I agree, we may want to just stay here for a bit and rest up. After what we just went through, we're going to need to be in top condition for our coming battles."​

Gary smirked before snapping his fingers again, causing a small square room to form in the middle of the more open room, Gold and Crys stuck inside. Alone.​

"Heh."​

"H-Hey! Let us out! What's going on!?"​

Gold yelled, slamming on one of the four walls that had formed around him and Crys.​

After getting no answer, Gold turned to Crys.​

"Uh...H-Hey there, Crys...Oh boy..."​

Gold scratched the back of his head.
"So, uh...Caught any good Pokémon lately-Whoa!"
Gold tried to make conversation with Crys, when he stepped forward and tripped on...Uh...I dunno his foot or something, and fell forward, his head colliding with hers in seconds.
Gold quickly backed off.
"Sorry, sorry! I didn't mean it!" Gold said, shielding himself with his arms.

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~Hogwarts~​

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Patroklos was confused somewhat...This man, 'Gilgamesh', was implying that he knew who Sakura was.​

"Sakura, How does he know you?" Patroklos asked, keeping his blade and his eyes locked in the direction of Gilgamesh.​

Well...Doesn't sound so..."odd", I guess, when you put it that way.

Hamburger University is still a funny name though. ._.

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~Reaper Excavation Site~​

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"What the hell!? Where did these things come from!?"​

Ryoma looked around as best he could, seeing that they were surrounded by these creatures.​

"Dammit...We're definitely going to get caught now! Let's hurry up and deal with these things so we can get out of here!"​

Ryoma said before initiating the first attack.​

"GETTAAAAA TOMAHAWK!" Ryoma called before pulling two large tomahawks from Getter 1's back.​

Getter 1 lifted slightly off the ground at it flew past the others and towards the Beasts, using his Tomahawks to cut away at them, ending with a fierce slash right through one of the beast's torso.​

Seconds after, the beast that was attacked began to spark a bit before finally exploding...Then imploding into nothing.​

"What the hell are these things..." Ryoma said after watching the beast disappear.​

"Doesn't matter what they are; they need to be taken out. Ryoma, let me take control."
"Heh. Itching for some action, are you?"
"You could say that."
"Alright. OPEN GET!"
Just then, Getter 1 separated back into the three separate Getter Machines, before going into formation to form-"
"CHANGE! GETTAAAAAA! TWO!"
The Getter Machines combined, creating the Drill-Wielding form of Getter 2.
Getter 2 turned toward the group of Dimensional Beasts and aimed it's drill at one of them.
"Drill Missiiiiiiile!!!"
Getter 2's drill arm shot off toward one of the beasts, quickly reaching it and piercing it, the drill still spinning inside of it.
As the Beast was stunned by the spinning drill churning it's insides, Getter 2 ran towards it. Upon reaching the drilled beast, Getter 2 slammed it's drill-less arm into the back of the drill, re-connecting it to it's arm before ripping the drill out of the beast.
Like Ryoma's killed beast, there was an explosion followed by an implosion, leaving nothing where the beast once stood.
"Musashi! You're up!"
"Got it!"
"OPEN GET!"
The three Getter Machines got into position yet again, this time to take the form of-
"CHANGE! GETTAAA! THREE!"
The three Getter Machines combined, creating the long-armed form of Getter 3.
The tank-like Getter Robo charged toward the first Beast it saw, extending it's arms out and wrapping them around the beast.
"DAISETSUSAN..."
Getter 3 lifted the Beast upward and tossed high into the air.
"OROSHIIII!"
The Dimensional Beast fell to the ground with an incredibly hard impact, killing it almost instantly, where it imploded into nothingness.
"Ha! I've fought Invaders stronger than this!!!"
Next, the Shadows took their turn to attack.
"Shadow! We'll use Chaos Spear!"
"Got it!"
The Shadows charged towards one of the beasts before leaping into the air on opposite sides, firing off Chaos Spears that hung in the air.
"Keep going!"
They continued to move around the beast incredibly fast, firing off more spears.
After letting off several dozen spears, each Shadow let off one large, supercharged spear before landing.
They skated away as the spears bombarded the beast, finishing with a large explosion from the final two Super-Spears, defeating the beast, causing it to disappear from existence.
"Hah! Who needs a robot?"
"That's why we're called the Ultimate Lifeform."
"C'mon, Ryo. We can't let the rats outshine us!"
"Agreed. Let's go."
With Ken in control, SKL drew it's blade and charged toward one of the beast, preparing for an upward sweep.
"Going up!" He yelled before slashing upward, sending the beast skyward.
"You're up, Magami!"
"Got it."
Inside SKL, Ryo's seat moved to the front of the cockpit, while Ken's simultaneously moved to the back.
SKL quickly placed it's blade back on it's back before drawing it's dual pistols and opened fire on the beast as it fell, juggling it slightly with each landed shot.
After a few shots, the beast landed, not yet defeated.
"You're not gettin' off that easy!" Ryo said before making SKL jump forward, landing on top of the beast on it's knees.
He impaled the beast with the blades on the pistols, the barrels now right up against the beast's skin.
He opened fire wildy, shooting at near-unnatural speeds as he laughed maniacally.
After nearly a hundred shots, SKL pulled the bladed pistols out, stood up and stomped on the beast's head, causing it to shatter, almost as if it were made of glass, before it vanished just like the others.
"WHO'S NEXT!?"
Kouji took this opportunity to attack next.
"Let's do this, Mazinger-Agh!"
Kouji was cut off by a Dimensional beast that had jumped and landed on him, knocking him over.
"What the!?"
The beast began to slash away at Mazinger Z, but was more or less unsuccessful due to Mazinger's near-indestructible body.
"Get off!"
Kouji yelled as Mazinger's breastplates began to glow.
"BUREASTO FIYAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
A large red laser fired from Mazinger's breastplates, sending the beast high into the air before exploding and disappearing.
"Haha! Mazinger's not gonna lose to something as weak as you!"
Finally, the Coega brothers decided to show their strength.
"Hey, Iraak, how's about we show 'em how Team Dai-Gurren gets thing done, huh?"
"Gladly."
Kidd began the attack by charging forward with his Gunman, Kidd Knuckle, before taking out two small machine guns on Kidd Knuckle's backside, holding them with the Gunman's small feet.
"Eat this, ya freak!"
Kidd opened fire, unloading round after round on the beast.
When his clips were empty, Kidd ran closer to the Beast, picking it up with one of Kidd Knuckle's large arms and tossing it toward Iraak.
"Finish 'im!"
"You got it! Eat this!" Iraak yelled before targeting the airborne beast and opening fire with his top-mounted cannon.
He fired several times to ensure a kill.
In traditional Gurren Lagann fashion, upon killing the beast it exploded not one, not two, but three times, lighting the sky with fire. While it couldn't be seen, the beast had faded from existence from within the explosion.
"And that's how it's done."
"Nice job, brother! Now let's deal with the rest-WHOA!"
As Kidd spoke, a large bullet flew by him, missing everything it could have been aiming at.
"What the hell?"
"H-Hey, guys *hic* why'd you leave me ba*hic*back there?"
"You gotta be kiddin' me..."
"How did he find us?"
"I th-thought we were f-*hic*friends!"

Spoiler: ENTER

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"And you just *hic* left me b-back there to die!? What the *hic* hell, man?"​

Approaching the group was Dayakka Littner, inside of his Gunman, the Dayakkaiser.​

"Now's not the time, you drunk! In case you hadn't noticed, we're in the middle of a fight here!"​

"Lemme haaaandle it!"​

Dayakkaiser's cannon attempted to aim at one of the Dimensional Beasts, but ended up wobbling around, causing each shot fired to either fly into the air past the targets or into the ground in front of them.​

"Damn this th-*hic*thing..."​

"Go home, Dayakka. You're drunk."​

"Hey, scre-*hic*screw you, man...I'm just...fiiiii-*snore*"​

As Dayakka spoke, Dayakkaiser fell backwards, and Dayakka fell asleep.​

"...Is he gonna be alright?"​

"Yeah, he'll be fine."​

Hey there! Just wanted to stop by and say Hi. Also, I love your avatar. So perty. :3

Keero...I like that name. Has a nice ring to it.

Anyway, welcome to KH-Vids! I hope you enjoy your stay here.