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So tempted to pull an Amaury...But I will hold my tongue.

Anyway, I control time, foo, I can be "coin"cieted if I want to. >:3

I agree. And so does every female Pokemon in Sinnoh. Some in Johto, too. Hell, even some of the male Pokemon want me.

Because my seductive voice echoed through your profile. You couldn't resist my time-bending charms.[DOUBLEPOST=1357347622][/DOUBLEPOST]

Or that.

But insomnia is what allows beautiful creations like this thread to be born.

Camwa akhwaiowed! (Translation: Camera Acquired)

*Extends tongue out past camera and flaunts it*

I have a mouth I can hold it in. Or I could toss it into the air and freeze time around it. Both are viable options.

Eeeeeexcellent. I'll get my camera. >:3

Don't be sorry. I had the same issue a few years back-Wait...Oh my Arceus. I am my own Son.

Do it. Release your seed ALL OVER HIM!

Pretty much. Too bad his future ends up being filled with nothing but dope and hookers.

Yep. So he was technically already born before he was born.

Oh, you don't believe me? Okay, fine, I'll prove it. C'mere Entirety of Time!



See? Told ya.
And yes, I did name him Entirety of Time. Because that's how long it took for him to be born.

Oh, but I do. The entirety of Time is my babeh.

Wow. I had no idea we Legendaries reproduced so fast.

Anyway, my money's on Shaymin and Giratina's kid in the long run.

Sorry Palk, that flower is a sure sign of ass-kickery.

Yeah, well, you're...Uh...Slooshy! 'Cuz...Y'know...Part water type and...Uh...Yeah, I think I'll just go stuff my face in the dirt now.

*stuffs face in dirt*

Are you implying that I am overweight, pinky?

I'm sure everyone would love a load of me to take home.

And then he'll eat my face because Palkia's wasn't satisfying enough.

I know your pain, my space-rending brutha.