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  1. Always Dance
    Darren was shocked. "What the Hell are these things?"
    As a Vampire Darren was forbidden from using weapons at Vampire Mountain, so he clawed at them with his fingernails. He felt a slight sense of guilt as he slashed through a Jaster double, but after catching a glimpse of the real Jaster frying one of his doubles, it faded. He was having a particularly difficult time fighting without weapons, but he tore through anyway. "I could use some help here, guys!"

    ~

    Steve laughed. "Wonderful work, Voldy. Let them finish them off and then we can make our grand entrance."
    Post by: Always Dance, Jan 10, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Darren smiled. He felt reassured. "Thank you, Jaster. I look forward to fighting with you."

    ...

    Darren and company had reached Vampire Mountain.
    "Oh, man..." said Darren. "I know this place. It's Vampire Mountain, home of the Vampire Clan, of which I am a Prince. As a vampire I'm obligated to remove any protective gear and my shoes." Darren removed his shoes and continued going, cautiously. He listened hard for Steve but couldn't hear anything.

    ~

    "They're almost here, Voldemort" Said Steve. "Hey, why don't we give them a little treat before they have to face us. You can make those Manakin things, can't you?"
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    "Good enough for me," Said Darren. "I guess I'll just fight like the rest of you. But I'm worried about Steve...he's my brother. It seems like he's fighting for the other side. He's a terrible person, evil at the core. And I've killed him before, but that was before I knew he was my brother. Now...I just don't know if I can do that again."

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    "Thanks," Said Steve with a smile[[OOC: Say that 3 times fast]]. "And now, we wait."
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    "But why are we fighting? Is this guy, Chaos, evil or something? If there's one thing I'm good at, it's war. But I want to know what I'm fighting for."

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    Steve laughed softly. "Who cares? He had his chance, and he blew it by letting his guard down. Chaos will probably bring someone else from his world, someone more worthy." Steve turned to Voldemort, looking more serious. "Listen. I like you. You remind me of my father. But we're playing for the bad guys, you never know when something like this," Steve gestured toward Gilgamesh, "Might happen to you. Just be careful." Steve lightened up and said, "Hey, listen. Darren's coming closer, I can hear it. if he gets close enough he'll hear you and probably realize that this is a trap. Do you have any kind of spells to put a barrier around us or anything so that he won't hear us?"
    Post by: Always Dance, Jan 10, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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    "Chaos who?" Darren asked. "I still don't really know what's going on."

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    "Hey there, Voldy" Said Steve cheerily. "Remember how I said I was going to need blood to survive? Well, it's been taken care of." Steve pointed to Gilgamesh's dead, bloodless body. "He was strong, sure, but he was way too full of himself to get anywhere. He didn't deserve to fight for Chaos. And when our punching bags get here we'll prove it by getting much farther than he ever did. Ready?"
    Post by: Always Dance, Jan 10, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
  6. Always Dance

    *facedesk*
    Guys. Weekly World News is a satirical news website. It's like a less good version of The Onion.

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

    http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/26535/alien-spaceships-to-attack-earth-in-2011/

    All you had to do was go to the front page and see these. And somehow this becomes a large rumor. This is a testament to how stupid people are becoming.
    Post by: Always Dance, Jan 9, 2011 in forum: Current Events
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    He was normal when he was elected. I'm also still qualified because there was a time where it was okay to hit prem and be elected for this one.
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  11. Always Dance
    OOC: Thank you.
    BIC:
    Gilgamesh's ship arrived at vampire mountain and landed beside Steve. Gilgamesh emerged constantly and approached him.
    "So glad you could make it," said Steve. "I have something to discuss with you."

    "Well I don't have a lot of time to talk with slime like you, so make it quick," Gilgamesh snapped.

    Steve chuckled. "You wish."

    "What?"

    "Nothing. Listen, my enemy, Darren, can probably hear us. We need to be very quiet. Come close, and I'll whisper. You're going to like this."

    Gilgamesh hesitated, but he was intrigued. He went as close to Steve as he was comfortable with. Steve stepped even closer.

    "Listen," Steve said in low whisper.
    Steve inhaled deeply, hoping he remembered how to do this. Steve exhaled not a whisper, but a breath of poison.

    "What is this!?" Shouted Gilgamesh, but that was all he managed before falling down, paralyzed.

    "Hurts, doesn't it?" cackled Steve. "The vampires only use their breath to knock people out so they can drink from them. They don't know that they're capable of so much more...heh. You, you're in for a treat...."

    Steve then sliced Gilgamesh's neck with his fingernails, and proceeded to treat himself to every drop of blood in his body.

    Steve wiped his mouth, refreshed. That should keep me going for a month or two. But I'm at my strongest right after I drink. Darren won't know what hit him.
    Post by: Always Dance, Jan 9, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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    OOC: Lovely. To make this a little less complicated can I just control Gilgamesh?
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    OOC: Whatever...if you're leaving can I at least kill you? Steve needs some blood. This would be a good chance to do it on screen.
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    OOC: *facepalm* It's called limitation. I've cut out some of Darren and Steve's more godmoddish powers, I certainly didn't give them a freaking flying ship. You don't have to go all out in the very beginning, dude. It's just like in actual Dissidia, all of the villains need to be toned down a bit.
    Post by: Always Dance, Jan 9, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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    "Let me try something" Said Darren. He concentrated his ears, drawing the power from his vampire blood, and listened...
    "I think...I can hear Steve" Darren said. "It's faint, but I think it's him. And he was guarding the guy who left with the kid. Let's head this way."

    ~

    Steve grunted. Darren could barely hear him? Must be his pathetic vampire hearing. With his superior Vampaneze hearing, he could hear that he was successfully leading Darren right into his trap at Vampire Mountain.
    Post by: Always Dance, Jan 9, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
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    OOC:Fixed

    BIC:
    "Let him go." Darren said. "I think right now we should just worry about finding your guys' friend."
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    Just thought I'd let you guys know.
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    "You can take your weapons and shove them!" Darren shouted.
    Seeing someone else coming, he continued "There's way too many of us, you're never going to win! Give up while you can.
    Post by: Always Dance, Jan 8, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home
  20. Always Dance
    Darren decided to leave Steve and Mithos alone, he wasn't sure of Steve's new strength. He decided to focus on the other guy with all the swords instead. He used his superior Vampire speed to appear behind him and delivered a sharp, strong vampire stab with his fingernails.
    Post by: Always Dance, Jan 8, 2011 in forum: Retirement Home