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  1. Nate_River
    I'm yellow .
    Post by: Nate_River, Jun 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Nate_River
    But it's so coooooooooooolllllllllllld I don't wanna get out of bed

    ARAM come to me

    quickly
    Thread by: Nate_River, Jun 1, 2013, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Watching these two interact is like watching Ron and Hermione for the first four Harry Potter films. I'm drowning in the awkwards.
    Post by: Nate_River, Jun 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Ooooh. Thermal sensors.
    Post by: Nate_River, Jun 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    [​IMG]

    My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.
    The doctors gave me an artificial body. It's a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.
    I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said no one hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy" and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.
    I hope you will help me. You can help my if you post this message everywhere you can. Dr. Johansen said that every time this message is posted, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.
    Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.
    I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.
    Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans

    Nintendo Friend Code: 3883-4816-5049 Add me!
    Post by: Nate_River, Jun 1, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Nate_River
    On paint ?
    Post by: Nate_River, May 31, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Painful

    k .
    Post by: Nate_River, May 31, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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  11. Nate_River
    That's not a scam. That's Identity Theft. They're totally different.
    Post by: Nate_River, May 31, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Nate_River
    Download CPU-Z. It'll tell you.
    Post by: Nate_River, May 31, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Nate_River
    We'd need to know the frequency of the RAM you're using first.
    Post by: Nate_River, May 31, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    It's night

    Post by: Nate_River, May 31, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Those are just above average for Australian summer =\
    Post by: Nate_River, May 30, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    You can warm yourself up in winter, by wearing more clothes, and if you get too warm doing that, you can take clothes off. You can't remove many layers of clothing in summer, partially because they aren't there to remove.
    Post by: Nate_River, May 30, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Laptops should always be for backup, dudeman.
    Post by: Nate_River, May 30, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    How is Toby Maguire anything a compliment?
    Post by: Nate_River, May 29, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Honey, you can do a lot better than that.
    Post by: Nate_River, May 29, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Windows 8 sucks, unless you're willing to spend a few hours downloading and modifying things. 6GB RAM isn't much more than 4GB unless you're gonna be using a lot of programs all the time.
    Post by: Nate_River, May 29, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone