*Wakes up* Dang, none of you guys is online.
Fine, you win this time I'll be back... with more weapons.
You must shower or your destiny will be the same as his
*Goes Final Form and gets out two (count em) two ultima weapons*
POKE THE MONKEY!!
Not unless... I summon.... MY AVY! *Cactuar appears and uses 1000 needles to destroy all bazooka bullets*
*Doges bazooka shot* Hi Mirai
*Master chief shoots both Keyblades out of your hands* If you don't want to negotiate, you shall all perish!
*Comes back with master chief* DIE SUCKERS! *Master chief attacks*
I don't have a heart, I'm a nobody, hence my username. See ya suckers!!! *Runs to get weapons*
... look over there... .... *Hides behind table.
*Barfs till thread is knee deep in barf* That is... *Barfs again*
Eww... that's gross... hey look gum. *Obliviously takes gum and chews it*
It's not my fault that I'm a n00b, it's canada's
*TV breaks and falls to the floor while table stays intact* You think I will fall that easy?!
*Picks up table*
It's on then. Heroic squint *takes stick and throws it in wood chopper*
... Or maybe the exact opposite. Either way this is a dead guy who died due to lack of showering, or whatever you just said.
...Can we at least negotiate about this?
Or you'll end up like him
