Larxene only stood there, letting the illusions only fly by and through her. "How's that going to injure me, again?" She asked as she mauled Zexion and whacked him more and more.
Chibi Namine stopped crying and squealed, her minature angel wings fluttering wildley as she tackled hugged Chibi A.X. "YAY!" She said with delight. Larxene had started whacking Zexion over the head with a bat. She was even growling, paying attention to only Zexion and him being torchured.
"No, don't do that!" Namine squeeled, clinging to chibi .A.X. "If you do that I won't have a smart person to play with!" She whined. She cried anime tears as she clung to him. Larxene snarled and attacked Zexion, zapping him repeatadly with her kunai. "EVIL!" She hissed as she tortured Zexion.
I want Aeris and Yuffie.
"HEY! I threw nothing!" Larxene protested, hissing. Namine hopped out of Saix's hands and followed Chibi .A.X. into the stuffed animal section, and sat down next to him, patting his head. "There there... at least you got a sensible person like me ta be with you" She coaxed, poking his halo for no reason.
"Meep.." Larxene whimpered, grabbing the doll of herself. She set it down with her other organization dolls, then attempted to throw a pillow at his head. She rasberried him, then shocked him until he was out fo her room."Moon boy.." She mumbled, grinning.
Larxene was suddenly flung to her wall, then to the other, then back, then onto the floor. "Owww..." She groaned, shaking her head and sitting up. She walked to her bed and sat on it, huddling into her pillows. "Ho crap... Saix has a voodoo me..." She mumbled, frightened.
Larxene poked her head into Saix's room. "Hey Saix, don't you think you sho-" She started, then noticed him shoving a Xaldin doll into a cup of water. She walked over to him and hit him, grabbing the cup. "Dude, dolls aren't for dunking, voodoo or not" She scolded, warping out of his room and back into her room. She pulled the doll out, throwing the cup. She pulled a cloth from a drawer next to her and ruffled the doll dry, then set it behind all her other dolls incase Saix came back for it.
"Hey Zexion" Namine snickered. "What's the sound of one hand clapping?" She asked, grinning at an easy answer retorical question. Larxene sat down and answered for him. "Nothing". Chibi Namine shrugged. "Retorical questions are always easy anyway..." She sighed.
Oh noes! This part is the only one I can put all my daily hyperactiveness into! *runs in circles screaming* P.S. Ill follow the rules. Promise.
Heh. I only know 3, and I know their answers. If you know one, please do tell. Ill try to give the answer for it X3 1.What is the sound of one hand clapping? Nothing 2.If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes. 3.If god is so powerful, then can he create a rock so large he can't lift it? Yeah 4.How big is half of a whole? Half as smaller than the whole 5. Which came first- the chicken or the egg? The chicken that morphed into 3 eggs and hatched the eggs, then a dinosuar took care of them and it went on and on 6.How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? .... Wtf? Probobly 15,000 pine trees worth... 7.If a man says somthing in a forest, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong? Yes. But it also depends on what he says
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? I can awnser that. Yes. Put a tape recorder around there and listen to it afterwards to see if it did. X3
Namine yawned and fanned herself with a minature chinese fan, meaning she was bored."You know those kids in the Friday the Thirteenth movie? Those kids are so easy to kill. It's like they WANT to be. You could strangle them with a cordless phone!" She joked. Larxene nodded, giggled, and her giggles soon turned into wild bursts of laughter.
Larxene sat up, her eyes twitching "HOLY CRAP NUTS! WHAT WAS THAT!?" She yelled, standing up. Her legs wobbled, and she slid back down... into a complete split. "Holy.... PAIN... SO MUCH PAAAAIN!" She squeaked, she fell sideways, grasping herself and twitching. Her legs slid back together, twitching. "Oooooh... owwwww.... PAIN... IN PAAAIN!" She whined, her eyes staying wide and her pupils small. She hadn't blink since she first came to the bar.
ooc: X3 Larxene reads too much online comics.. lmao... Bic: Larxene stalked the castle, ending up portaling to some random place. Ironicly, it was in Hollow Bastion's bar. She looked around, then froze and grabbed her head, her teeth gritting and eyes widening. "OH MY GOD! I SAW THIS ON THE INTERNET ONCE! There's this cool guy DRUNK WITH AN OLD MAN AND EMO BOY WITH HIM!!!!! FANTASIES ARE TRUE! AIIIIIIIIIE!" She screamed extremly fast before her eyes rolle back nd she fell over, fainting from over hyperactivness.
(I don't think there are anymore open charecters... you can be a made up X3) Larxene hissed and turned. She snatched Xigbar's eyepatch and snarled at Zexion. "Take his eyepatch again ILL MURDER YOU!? HEAR ME?! MURDER YOU!" She screeched, then dropping Xigbar's eyepatch on Xigbar's head. Namine opened one eye and poked Saix, giggling in her own chibi fied way. She fluttered her tiny wings with enjoyment.
(*throws party fevers around her* Yaaaaaaay!) Larxene shrieked. "HOLY!" She yelled, jumping out of the way of Xigbar. "What do you want, Patty the Pirate?" She teased, quinting at him. Chibi Namine screamed, got up, and ran in circles aroud Xigbar's foot for no reason.
Well... think of a plac- OMFG XIGBAR/AXEL IS TAKEN AND 2FOXXIE4U ISN'T ONE OF THEM!?!? *faints* (lol... kidding..) Someone think of a place for the setting.. ten maybe we can start..
Larxene crouched down and poked Namine's chibi angel wings. "They're so sm-" She started before standing quickly up and svcreeching. Namine had bit down on Larxene's finger. Hard. She continued to screech and run about, waving her hand around and yelling. "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!". Soon enough she sent Namine flyng off her finger. Namine was dazed from being flung around, and then hit Saix when Larxene threw her off her finger. She fell back down to the ground with a plop! Her eyes were X's and her tongue was sticking out, acting as if dead.
"Zexion, coffee isn't going to solve anything. Try to be more social, and maybe Everyone will stop calling you Emo" Namine advised, sitting down corss legged. She poked a few things before suddenly shrinking down into chibi form. "GOD DARN IT!" She cursed, jumping up and down angrily, waving her puny arms. Larxene stiffled a few laughs at chibi Namine on the floor next to her.