For each post I'll eat one and type out what the message is for that member. Go go go!
lol, we all have our lulzy moments. I'll be sure to tell them next time! 'Sorry lads, there's a wee Asian lass in Canada that's awready bagged me'
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You can try but I've awready finished. lulz
No one can match Daxa's stalkingness!...well, Orange could but she ain't with us anymore. D:
I work in a Marks & Spencer Simply Foods up the center of Glasgow. xD
I don't drink alcohol. ;P Go start a riot, you snob!
I'm afraid skype will steal my voice. D:
It depends on my mood and how they're behaving. Yesterday I was in an awesome mood and the guys weren't aggressive or anything so it was easy. But we often get aggressive drunks in which has ended in one of the staff getting assaulted. Working in a wee shop is dangerous business! I thought it was you and GS. o:
I was surprised myself at how quickly my comebacks came to me but its to be expected since I've worked there for over 3 and a half years and have worked Saturdays pretty much every week since I started. And I deal with drunks every week - most of them old, fat lonely guys who ask every week if you're married or have a boyfriend. To be fair, it was a fun conversation. The lads were nice and didn't cause much trouble. It's the crude drunks that are horrible to deal with and I've had my fair share of them. The final retort is usually, 'I'd rather stab myself to death with my name badge than go anywhere with you.' It has its up's and down's. xD
Naw, ye big, smelly, horrid teeth, tea-crumpet muncher!
He could be a wee bit taller...
Convo basically went like this. Drunk - You're really pretty, you know that? Me - I do. Drunk - It's embarrassing to say it, but you're really pretty. Me - Cause you're drunk? Drunk - You must get this a lot. Me - Everytime I go out. Drunk - There's something about you that's incredibly appealing. You have lovely facial features... Me - That's what the modelling agency says. Drunk 2 - She has a lovely personality. Maybe that's it? Drunk - I hardly know her! Have you ever seen Sliding Doors? Me - No. Drunk - (He went into such detail that I hardly remember it. Basically about how a life can change in an instant moment and something about a woman living a life of regret?) Me - Well, this isn't your moment. Do you want cashback? Drunk - Do you home deliver? Me - You'll never have enough money for that. Finished serving him at this point. Drunk - Will you be here next week? Me - Of course. I'm here every Saturday. Drunk -I'll see you next week! But this was my last Saturday. MUAHAHAHA! I'm going to miss these drunken convo's. D:
A difference in what?
The cheek that's most numb.
England sucks. Come to Scotland.
I cringed once I read the title. Cringed when I saw the animation but pleasantly surprised that they're retained the original cast. I might give it a chance. Might.
Stick a pin in your cheek.
Happy Birthday Cookiie! Hope you have a good one and receive loads of nice pressies!
[video=youtube;sRYNYb30nxU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU[/video] Aye Mike, embrace it!
