As long as they learn.
Aaaaaaand f*** you, Mewtwo.
I thought you would. That's right, I'm voiced by Bruce Willis. Yippe-kay'ey, motherf***er.
*Digs through facebook to find list* Spoiler 1. Have a photo album of me doing everything on this list 2. Visit Confucius' grave 3. See the Cloud Gate in Chicago Illinois 4. Take a helicopter ride over the Nazca line in Peru 5. Scuba dive in Australia to see the Great Barrier Reef 6. Sing "I Would Walk 500 Miles" while walking on the Great Wall of China 7. Take a boat ride/tour in Norway 8. Learn archery/kendo/kung-fu/cooking 9. Finally beat my mother's husband in a Taekwondo match 10. Get part-time work writing a stupid article for an even stupider (but paying) newspaper 11. Sign up for a therapy session at least once 12. Go snowboarding at least 10 times a year for the rest of my life 13. Rant my brains out about everything on my own TED video 14. Bite a Koala in the thumb 15. Get drunk/wasted/wrecked/****-faced/hung-over in a real Irish pub 16. Rob a casino like you'd see in the Ocean's movies (<3) 17. Go to Stonehenge holding up a sword on a stormy day and scream "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" 18. Hand out free soap in France 19. Learn Italian to go to Italy and say "The Leaning Tower isn't made of Pizza at all!" 20. Learn Chinese Mandarin 21. Go to Japan to take in the sights. 22. Challenge a British guard to a staring contest and say "You look like Marge Simpson" 23. Visit The Louvre 24. Sing "Hello My Baby" with Hugh Jackman 25. Write a book about something I find interesting that nobody else cares about 26. Host a radio show 27. Do some voice-acting as a part-time career 28. Jump off a skyscraper after doing everything that's on this list
Well, as long as it's not hentai..... ........okay, you kow what, get high off your ass next time and let me know how that goes. You've been dying to tell that joke, haven't you?
I would'nt feel right if I didn't contribute, so I'll post some of the more advanced rules on here. For this post, let's begin with Priority of Effects. What does it mean for an Effect to Have Priority? You see, there's a certain timing for every effect, whether it activates on summoning the monster or after summoning. When the effect activates on summoning, we say the effect has Priority. Why Should I Know About Priority Effects? Because cards with priority effects can be really really useful. Here's an example: Let's say my opponent has a Stardust Dragon on the field along with 3 facedowns, like so Assuming we somehow know that one of those facedowns is a Bottomless Trap Hole, we know we can't use Mystical Space Typhoon or Heavy Storm, since Stardust will just negate the effects and come back next turn. In this case, though we know we're going to lose our monster to that Trap card, we can still find a way to get rid of Stardust Dragon. Let's assume this is my field In my hand, I have Caius the Shadow Monarch (a personal favorite, f.y.i.). and Chaos Sorcerer (who you can ignore for now because we'll use hime for later The great thing about Caius isn't just his awesome stats and his ability to remove cards and possibly inflict damage, but feast your eyes at his effect: "When this card is Tribute Summoned, remove from play 1 card on the field. If it was a DARK Monster Card, inflict 1000 damage to your opponent." Now look at the part I highlighted in red. When a card has this in it's effect description, it means that no matter what your opponent chains with, your monster's effect will activate anyway (unless it's a counter trap card that negates card effects). So when I tribute Dark Resonator for Caius..... ....and my opponent chains with Bottomless Trap hole..... ....my Caius is removed from play because of Bottomless Trap Hole, but because his effect had Priority, Stardust Dragon still goes BYE-BYE. But why didn't you Special Summon Chaos Sorcerer and keep your Tuner? You see, Chaos Sorcerer is great and all, but look at his effect: "This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card can only be Special Summoned by removing 1 LIGHT and 1 DARK monster in your Graveyard from play. Once per turn, you can remove 1 face-up monster on the field from play. If you activate this effect, this card cannot attack during this turn." See the text in red? That means that when you summon him, you have to declare when the effect will activate AFTER summoning him, meaning that if your opponent chains something to the special summoning (in this case, Bottomless Trap Hole), then the card your opponent played would activate first because Chaos Sorcerer does not have priority and he would only be swallowed up by Bottomless Trap Hole. In the End.... The main lesson here is to pay attention to the wording of your cards, because that can determine whether or not that card is suitable for the situation your in. It's a very common mistake to make and rookies and pros alike tend to make mistakes like these a lot when trying out new decks. Lesson Over.
....hear you rawr?
Being a college student would suck. It would really, really suck. I need my f***ing Omnivox. I think you're the only one taking this thread seriously.
Wake Me Up by Zebrahead
As a former fatty, I congratulate you and your new pants.
F***, red rings.
Anne.....Swee-ney.... I will remeber this name. The name of the harlot who killed off some of the best saturday morning line-ups my childish eyes have ever laid themselves on. They're talking about profits, well, are they saying that the way they ran in the 90's almost got them bankrupt or something? Lady, puh-lease :lolface: It it ain't broke, don't fix it, and what they did was smash it wih a wrench until it became so deformed you could'nt even recpgnize it anymore. Don't give me this "innovation is all part of growing with the times" bull****. You want to put this **** on the air, then start your own network and broadcast them there, but don't f*** with my 'toons, you yankey b****. Yeah, I'm a bitter old f*** who can't let go of a good thing that's come and gone, but senselessness is something I have a hard time tolerating. Disney was made for kids. Adults would enjoy watching Mickey Mouse cartoons, regardless (hell, he's the only cartoon character my immigrant father knows).
You can always try to hack it, but most of the time that leads to the game crashing :\ In that case, just do what I do: take a potion and deal with it.
Can always take the No More Heroes approach and save the game, though.
Find a checkpoint. Take a **** on it.
Cap'n Spike D. Kroshanks reporting in to announce that I don't give a f*** about any of the posts above or below this one. I am king of this thread, this game, and of all life itself, for that matter. The one and only king. Suck on my kingliness.
Some fun times were had on the other side of that costume.
Rawkfist by Thousand Foot Krutch
