I had a dream where I was making passionate love to Rachel MacAdams, then I woke up to find my girlfriend watching the Notebook :B(:
So the <3 is a lie.
C is for....CONSERVATIVE PARTY! Whom I did not vote for but still won majority >_>
Curry and rum. My stomach hurts like a ***** but my mouth is lovin' it.
That's a silly ass name for a serious-lookin' bird. Anyway, I am....... the motherf***in' Batman!
..............now you're just making fun :B(:
Hey, look at that, birds I actually know of.
Where the hell do you people learn your birds from? O__o
Okay, now your just making s*** up. ..........................*googles* Oh, crap, no she's not..... I am......Whatever.
That last one's close enough.
Hell if I know .__.
Fine, fine, your choice. But if I'm calling out your name during, it's only because I'm thinking about Nate Drake. >_> ......no homo?
You know, I am.....named after a bird. Steven is only my MIDDLE name :lolface:
Oh, cut the crap, Reptar, you were totally foled.
Try a little more, a little more, little more. Smack you like a *****, take it, shake it like a whore >:[ I keed, I keed....
Your dog brought you a LIVE duckling? Just don't send the little guy to fetch when your out hunting stuff. Ugh. I always liked Wallace for ducks. You know, because the b******s waddle and s***....I think.....yeah, I'm pretty sure they waddle.
Nah, that's just a bonus :P
Just like your last date :]
A little from column A, a little from column B. Bi-winning and whatnot.
Guess it takes a couple of cold turd comments to knock your top off, eh? Now, what we have here is an opening for a good ol'-fashioned "I f***ed your mother" joke, but I'm a classy cat and won't go there. You're welcome, jackass. BTW: Spoutin' s*** like an angry scottsman who just got his d*** **** on by a dog he tried to f*** doesn't really hit any kind of standard for skill, young grasshopper.
