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  1. Sorcerer_Jenkins
    it's different for the girl?
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Discussion
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    ooc: wow! hahahahaha

    bic: "now we are in your realm, so maybe we should go to holding hands here" He suggested, lost for words now. 'what do i say to my queen now?' he thought. "so, how does it feel to be queen of my realm?" He asked. "you should feel some minor changes to your body, but nothing more then some physical pain, food cravings and what-not....kinda like a second puberty" He said, bending down to kiss her softly on the cheek.
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
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    i did see a putty-tat! lol
    Profile Post by Sorcerer_Jenkins for godsgirl, Dec 19, 2008
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    and i agree to a point. i was going to say, if you have sex before marriage, it should help you know if you want to be married. but i still think it should be done outside of marriage at 25 or higher, not as a teen. and in marriage.

    so, that being said, if your going to have sex outside of marriage, do it when your older, not as a teen.
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Discussion
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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone
    believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Or chest hair??

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
    Thread by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    and......you said i was contradicting myself? you completely made no sense.
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Discussion
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    "Yeah, see you soon, whether i'm on Angel's or Cassadies side" He replied, flying up into the sky and looking for a place to stay.
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
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    *GASP* Someone actually agreed with me! yes! thank you!!!! lol
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Discussion
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    "sure, just don't be sarcastic" He said, kicking him once more for dramatic purposes, then helped him up as he felt his body slowly change back to the normal looking self that he was.
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
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    "In my fox form, i traveled through the shadows....why should i tell you?" He said, asking the last bit. He then slashed Hori again, causing more pain. Sheathing his sword, he kicked Hori, hard, to the ground.
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
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    your soooo weird. you just killed this thread with your spammy ness.

    pancakesrock! is a real thing. actually, she's a person. haha
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Profile Post

    where'd you go?

    where'd you go?
    Profile Post by Sorcerer_Jenkins for godsgirl, Dec 19, 2008
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    Kitsuné dropped down to the ground, transforming into a black fox and running into the shadows. Coming up behind Hori, he transformed back into his normal self and attacked the real Hori again. "yeah, i know, but you still fell into my trap, by coming out" He said, laughing.
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
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    yes, i watched the whole thing. no i did not like it. that song is very...old and kinda dumb.
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    "So now you know two things about me" He said, when they got back. "i'm royal, and you know how i kiss" He said, laughing at her loving face.

    ooc: oh yes, i am such a cassanova! lol
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
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    you know what kills?


    a homocidal person.
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Dec 19, 2008 in forum: The Spam Zone