"Golly...that was tough..." Mickey said, panting. "A couple more minutes and I..." "Calm yourself, apprentice." Yen Sid said. -MEANWHILE- "AAAAAGH! Sephiroth-THE Sephiroth-LOST TO THAT LITTLE RUNT?!"
"*sigh*...remember when I said our being here was no accident?"
"Already?" Mickey said. "SHH! Quiet!" Sephiroth told him.
Mickey followed up with an air combo, hitting Sephiroth furiously.
Mickey ran up. "What's all the hubub, fellas?" Sephiroth followed. "Indeed..."
Mickey, gathering all of his strength, dove though the pillar and slashed Sephiroth.
Chapter 1: The Key of Destiny "MAAARIIIOOO!" In the Mushroom Kingdom, it is an average day, and-being an average day-Princess Peach Toadstool has once again been kidnapped by the evil Bowser Koopa. And, per the usual, the great hero Super Mario has risen to save her, with his cowardly brother Luigi in tow, and their faithful friend Yoshi right behind. We join our heroes atop the evil Koopa's Keep... "Oh, C'MON, Bowser! We-we're just gonna beat you again!" Luigi said, hiding behind his mute brother. "Bwa-ha-ha! Pretty tough talk from a guy who wears STRIPED SOCKS! BWA-HA-HA!" Bowser laughed. Mario told Bowser to can it, because THAT was pretty tough talk from a guy who ALWAYS LOSES. "Yoshi!" Yoshi yelled. "Well, you don't have to get personal." Bowser whined. "You know, they bring up some pretty good points..." The princess mused from whithin her cage. "And Yoshi's right-why DO you kidnap me anyway?" "SHUUUUUT UUUUUUP!" Bowser roared. "Anyways, Mario, this time I'VE got something YOU DON'T!" Mario asked what it was. "THIS BABY!" Bowser pulled something out from behind his back. It looked like a giant key..."Behold, Mario...THE KEY OF DOOMY-DOOM!" Mario suddenly felt odd. Just looking at this thing...he felt like...like it belonged with him. Mario, in a rare occasion, now actually spoke in English. "That-a doesn't belong to you Bowser." "Oh, really, runt? Tell me: who does it belong to?" Mario raised his arm towards the key. "...Me..." Suddenly, the key dissappeared... "Gwa? ...Where'd it go?" ...and reappeared in Mario's hand. Mario snapped back to his normal state of mind. "What just happened?" He asked Luigi in Italian. All of a sudden, a voice echoed in his mind. "...Keyblade..." "The Keyblade..." Mario repeated.
Well, YOU went to the upper levels of Disney Castle, and I'm fighting Chaser in the Hall of the Cornerstone.
"Everyone, listen: Our being here, our crashing on this island... ...was no accident."
"Good...ATTENTION, EVERYBODY!"
"Thanks, you guys." Mickey said as he arrived. "Tie him up-I have a little announcement."
"Abaa...gooba...bleh." Pete hit the ground KO'd.
Pete appeared behind him and punched him hard, knocking him down. "You're a little off, LO-SER!" He used a dark portal to warp back behind his barricade.
"YOW! That's it! I'm wiping out you mugs once and for all! DARKSIDES! TWILIGHT THORNS! ROUND UP!" Then, out of nowhere, 5 Darksides and 5 Twilight Thorns appeared.
"Heh-heh...seeya." Suddenly Train was hit by a bomb, courtesy of Pete, who was taunting him by slapping his @$$.
"RRR...I'LL SHOW YOU! Here's why I am the best: NOBODY SQUAD-ROUND UP!" Suddenly 20-something Nobodies appeared.
Pete snapped his fingers and 3 more Darksides appeared behind him. "That'll show you to mess with the Mighty Pete!"
Mickey pointed at Pete. "After him!"
Pete socked Mint hard in the jaw. "Get outta my way!" "I...am in trouble." Mickey said, taking a step backwards. Suddenly he remembered something..."Should I? No! No way I'm gonna let her show me up! I can handle this!" The Darksides multiplied. "...I'm a dead mouse."
"We need the right kind of wood, but I can't find it!" Mickey thought to himself. "Mickey! Hey, Mickey, over here!" Mickey ran over. "What is it Pe-AAAAAH!" He fell into a veeeeery deep pit. "Ow...Pete? I don't understand!" "It's called PAYBACK." Pete snapped his fingers and four Darksides appeared. "GET 'IM!" They all dropped into the pit. "TA-TA, LOSER!"
