There is no cure to internet cancer. Sure staff can slow it down but it'll continue to spread till it kills everything.
You're not exactly helping yourself.
The simplest thing would be not to reply to him.
Print this off and give it to your sister. Tell her she can keep the hands too.
No poop, please.
Ask them to pay for the return postage as it was their fault. If they refuse then contact ebay. I hope you didn't buy that as new. XD
I'm debating getting this t-shirt. I shouldn't really buy it since I'm spending a lot on games this month, but it's only $10...D:
I'll hold you to that.
I didn't think you were into this line of work.
Begging for love and attention results in me hitting you with a 10 metre stick. Do not pass the 10 meter line. Cheaper than marrying.
How long till Astrid's history?
That's not spamming, but I could show you what spamming is.
If it doesn't work out I can suggest someone for you. Spoiler
My granny can kick his toosh.
I've gotten to the point where a new Ass Creed game doesn't get me excited or hyped. I'll buy it, sure, but I'm not excited about it or anything.