When I say "Hillshire" you say "FARM"!
"...DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT...Mayor."
"Nnnope. And you're forgetting who the PUMPKIN KING is." He pointed to his oversized pumpkin head.
"REEAALLY? Hm...wonder what Jack's place would go for?"
"He's a wretched THIEF!"
"Key word: SORA."
"...NOOOO, Jack owns the woods."
"YIKES." John said, looking around.
I'm back! ...DAMNIT!