10330 Well, Magaret Thatcher was the first female Prime Minister in the UK, lets just say it didn't really work out that well, so if Ctr was the leader of the world then well I won't say anymore for risk of being mauled by Ctr.
"Saix you idiot! I needed to look up stuff about ferrets! Oops I mean," Vexen had just called Saix an idiot, while he was in beserk mode, not a good combination, "I mean uhhhh, Lexeaus! Protect me!"
10328 Ctr, do you remember a certain lady prime minister called Magaret Thatcher? Well that is why I should rule the world.
"Too late Larxene, I got me some protection, awwww, can the poor itty kitty not reach or hurt me," Vexen and Lexeaus continued to the library laughing, "hey did you know Lexeaus? Larxene loves Marluxia! After we go to the library we'll go and tell him!" OOC: By the way it's spelt ferret, sorry I made a spelling mistake before.
Zexion looked up to the night sky and saw millions of stars, "Hmph, quite beautiful," Suddenly Zexion became drowsy and went off to sleep ,"Mum, Dad?" Zexion awoke from his sleep and went off to the lake, "Mum, Dad?" His shouts woke up Larxene and all she saw was him heading to the lake.
"Lexeaus thank goodness that someone around here doesn't want to eat me, could we please go to library and look up a book about ferrets, I don't want any unexpected surprises." Vexen went up onto Lexeaus' shoulder and they set off for the library.
"Will everyone stop trying to eat me!!!!" At that instance Vexen froze Saix just like he had with Xigbar, "I think you should cool done for a while, cool down, I crack myself up."
10325 Mwahahahahaha! I'm back!! Now to prepare for some world domination!
"Ohh, so Larxene loves Marluxia! I'm sure he would 'love' to hear this!" Vexen scurried off to find Marluxia, "Now if I were a fox were would I be," While Vexen was poundering Xigbar sneaked up to him, "you're not a very good sneaker, now are you Xigbar?" Vexen ran off to the kitchen where he heard some noises.
"Hmmmm, stargazing, never done it before, I lived in the city so I never got to see many stars," Larxene and Zexion and got back to the camp and everything was still in one piece, "hmph, we're in luck Axel didn't set the camp on fire, I'm going to bed now see you tommorrow." Zexion walked off to his sleeping bag when he got a sharp pain in his leg, the 'beast' had cut him on his ankle, "That's going to hurt in the morning."
10263 We don't have to worry about the invasion! Because we have Private Ctr Pineapple!
"Yeah I agree and anyway I can't wait to sleep out under the stars," Zexion sasid sarcastically, " is it just me or did it just get a lot colder?" Zexion said shivering, " Oh wait I was just in a freezing cold lake."
"Ahhhhhhh!! You bit my tail! Why don't you just chill out!" When Vexen said that the temperature suddenly dropped and Xigbar was frozen on the spot, "Now if you excuse me I have some research to do." Vexen trotted out the door and up to the library.
"Something's in that bush over there," The noise continued until a little squirrel came out, "Sorry, I'm just so tense, what is it by the way I heard you call me from inside the hut."
10260 Yay! I'm the commander! So who's going to be all the other ranks? *Evil theme music* Damn the badgers are attacking *Run rabbit run rabbit music* and the evil rabbits! Damn it!
Zexion had gone outside for some fresh air and because he was blushing uncontrolably. "I really need to calm down," Just then Zexion heard a noise coming from some bushes, "who's there?"
10258 I've decided to draw up this map below: Evil Badgers--------------------> Count to a million thread<---------------Evil Rabbits As you can see we are caught in the cross-fire between the rabbits and the badgers your briefing is over, dismissed! Lol, I've always wanted to do that.
Zexion was very startled by Larxene's reaction, "Yeah well could you please put them away? I'm still quite freaked out from what happened at the lake," Zexion and Larxene began to search the hut for something to explain what was going on, "Hey Larxene sorry for what happened on the bus, bothe times, I was just in a bad mood."
"What's stopping you? Oh yeah you can't breathe and eat at the same time," Vexen jumped up on to one of his lab desks and ran in between his chemical flasks, " you'll never catch me!" Vexen was really going to regret this some day.
My favourite has to be without a doubt Life of Brian!!!!! Done by the Monty Python crew, funny doesn't even begin to describe it. If you haven't seen it then you haven't lived your life to the full.