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  1. kitty_mckechnie

    Which other love do you want to hear about?
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. kitty_mckechnie
    I remember my first love. It was with an older gentleman who shook my hand after I picked up his hat. The memory is still so vivid. That handshake...it was like nothing I felt before. Warm, fuzzy, comforting....you can tell a lot about a person with a simple handshake, and I knew this was love. So I did what any young, love-struck lass would do. I monitored his every movement. If he sneezed I would be there to whisper, 'Bless you'. The first 6 months of our relationship were amazing! And my love for him grew everyday. We often played this game where I would leave his lunch on his desk and he would pretend not to know who left it, or he'd pretend to wonder where his underwear went when I took them home to wash. Oh the laughs we had! Then the succubus came along with her feminine wilds. She bewitched my love with her darksided powers, and...he shook her hand! HE SHOOK IT! I've never been so hurt before in my life. He betrayed our love and fell for this harpy, this woman of pure evil and lust. But still I loved him. My love for him was so strong that I couldn't hate him. Even after this betrayal. But I couldn't let this happen again. So I did what any young, love-struck lass would do. During my nightly love gazing, with my old prince laying fast asleep in bed, I took out my butcher knives and cut both hands clean off. His screams of pleasure were so loud that my eardrums nearly popped! I let him savor the feeling for a while, trying to control my own pleasure, before I took his heart for myself. The feeling of having his heart beat slowly against my chest is...indescribable. Everything felt so right. Well, not quite everything. The succubus had to pay. During the same night I paid her a visit. She too was asleep but even in her sleep she looked like a demon. She needed slain. So with my lover's hands I beat her to death. She begged for mercy, begging me to stop slapping her but there was no way I could. The world would be a safer place without this demon... Of course, there was a massive kerfuffle about the whole thing. The demon's exorcism brought a lot of attention and they eventually found my love's empty vessel. They wouldn't find anything. My love and I ran away to a new life and we're happily living together now, hand in hand.

    True love wins in the end.
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. kitty_mckechnie
    I think Pookie suits him well.
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. kitty_mckechnie
    I demand Kyubey be her first victim.
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. kitty_mckechnie

    Don't worry, Science will help you reach manhood one day.
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. kitty_mckechnie

    I was kinda hoping we'd form a slapping queue.

    [​IMG]
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 27, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. kitty_mckechnie
    'Only after watching all the End Credits can you see the Secret Ending'
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 26, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. kitty_mckechnie
    So HDN:ReBirth1 has been slotted with an Oct 31st in Japan this year. The good news is its not a simple port.

    http://www.siliconera.com/2013/06/26/summon-night-5-developer-is-remaking-neptunia-for-vita/



    The HDNV battle system is a much welcomed change and the additional content will go down a treat. I can only hope NISA will localise this and put in a good effort to actually voice the dialogue. >:

    http://www.compileheart.com/neptune/re-birth1/
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 26, 2013 in forum: Gaming
  9. kitty_mckechnie
    Call it khv so all you cool kids can hang out with furries.
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. kitty_mckechnie

    I completely misread these two comments. :|
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. kitty_mckechnie
    My left foot .
    Post by: kitty_mckechnie, Jun 24, 2013 in forum: The Spam Zone