Uh... what? WILL YOU PLEASE PLEASE DO IT WITH ME!?!?
NICE MADI! ^fillerz^
'K. I'm leaving. I'm going back to the gay bar. Where I belong. I hope none of you come over there...
*gay side comes back* Oh my ****ing God. Okay, it has just been confirmed. Straight guys can be total PERVS, who don't respect women at all! Just treat them like sex toys!
*Has gay sex with Xemnas7355*
Hey!! Where are the lesbians? I WANT LESBIANS!!!! IN WHIPPED CREAM! BECAUSE I'M STRAIGHT AND I'M A ****ING PERV!!!
I shouldn't be the one telling you... so I won't...
I'm sorry that I'm not a lesbian. They don't want gays in the straight bar!!!!
Not for long... heh...
No see... In Madi's bar, straight guys pretended to be gay. I'm pretending to be straight. *rapes a women* Hey, where are the strippers?
HEY! COME ON, MAN! WHERE'D THE FOOTBALL GAME GO? Oh, it's over? WELL THEN LET'S WATCH WRESTLING! I LOVE TO WATCH SWEATY MUSCLED MEN IN TIGHTS GRAB OTHER SWEATY MUSCLED MEN IN TIGHTS AND BEAR HUG REALLY TIGHT AND THEN SIT ON EACH OTHER WHICH DOESN'T LOOK HOMOSEXUAL IN THE SLIGHTEST! ~it's amazing how gay straight men sometimes seem to be...~
You should tell that to some of the straight guys in her bar!
HEY! Where's the football game? I WANNA SEE MEN GRAB EACH OTHER AROUND THEIR WAISTS AND TACKLE EACH OTHER TO THE GROUND EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS REALLY GAY WHEN THEY'RE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER!!!
That's okay. So am I!! HEY, GET DRUNK WITH ME!! IT'S FUN! THEN WE'LL RAPE WOMEN!! YAY! (it's a straight bar, so you have to act like you're straight. Even if you're gay. Which you and I are.)
Oh, I am. *goes to the bathroom to change out of leather* *comes out wearing jeans and a shirt* Hey ladies... what up? *rapes women*
HII! *makes out with him*
YES!! MUAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! you do not know what you have just done...
I know. I already apologized in a thread.
Can I have a martini?
ME TOO! Her name is Aeris. By the way, I'M DRUNK! *slaps Xemnas's a$$* *then runs away*
