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  1. Princess Celestia
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    I'm doing ok!

    I'm doing ok!
    Profile Post by Princess Celestia for Cleopatra, Aug 5, 2009
  2. Princess Celestia
    Your Accusing What?

    Sorry... but I wasn't sure if you were actually making an accusation, or actually accusing.
    ACCUSATION:
    What was taken into custody.

    Investigation reveals that What? is a really wierd question.

    What? is investigated by being forced to act stunt double for David Blaine as he holds his breath for 24 hours. It doesn't work. After What? is revived, investigation reveals a furry fetish, and What? is released.

    DEATH:

    Trixter died at 11:16. Cause of death Alcohol poisoning.

    He took 1 shot of Bacardi 151, poor child.
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 5, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Princess Celestia
    Wow...

    It took a lot of trust for you...
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 5, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    A few...

    >_>

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    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 5, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Such brutality in that investigation...

    *Cries*
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 5, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Pika_power was forced forced to power a small city for two weeks, using only his cheeks. After 6 grueling hours, it was eventually discovered that he had strained himself to the point where his body was begining to produce Thousand Island dressing.

    Investigation of his home revealed a massive plushie collection. When put under a black light... lets just stop there. He is not Kira.

    Shades door is kicked in storm trooper style by the investigation division. He was caught trying to woo a woman on a stripper pole to the song "Why is the rum gone?" Investigation reveals that wearing your sunglasses all the time isn't that bad for you.
    *Plays porno music*
    Archvice is taken into custody under suspition of being Kira. It was decided that because of his close relationship to a Shinigami, that he is to be tortured in an extra cruel way. He is locked in a chest full of snakes and vipers. Where he is being bitten numerous times. Upon emmersion from the chest, he is adminstered anti-venom, as he would otherwise die.

    However, due to an allergic reaction, his body begins to swell, so the detectives tie him to a torture stake, and use accupuncture techniques to alliviate the swelling. However, there are not acupucture needles available, so they instead opt for the only other sharp object around. They use Samurai swords. After being stabbed repeatedly for the next 72 hours. The detectives soon realize that blood loss could also be a cause of death.

    They then seek something to seal the wound. They couldn't find stitches, so they go into Watari's bug collection, and use Bullet ants as stitches, a common meathod of stitching in South America. Unfortunately, the side affect is that Bullet Ants bites are known to be as painful as a gunshot.

    After this grueling interogation, it was determined that Archvice is a real cool guy, he hunts for Kira and he doesn't affraid of anything.

    He reluctantly returns to duty. With a slight case of Post Tramatic Stress Disorder.

    DEATHS:
    Ms. Jayn Vi Britannia died at 5:30. Hit by a car.
    Atlas died at 6:00 pm. He is involved in a head on Car Accident. With his Bicycle. It was determined that he was riding his bike with no handle bars, no handlebars.
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 5, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Apollo Justice (Thats right, a lawyer)
    Samus
    Delita (Even though he was an anti-hero)
    Cecil
    Kain
    Rydia
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 4, 2009 in forum: Gaming
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    Sounds... tempting...
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Princess Celestia
    MMMmmm...

    Human Blood + Chili + Eggplant... is that a new dish?

    What do you call it?

    You have been spared till this point...
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Did you say Eggplant?

    [​IMG]
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Princess Celestia
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    Have fun! TTYL!

    Have fun! TTYL!
    Profile Post by Princess Celestia for *TwilightNight*, Aug 4, 2009
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    Pyrɸ died at 10:05 PM.
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Sora was taken into custody. After being forced to play every survival horror game in the middle of a slaughter house, with a pig corspe suspended overhead, Sora has a nervous breakdown. Investigation of the home reveals no sign of Kira. After a sitdown with Dr. Phil, Sora returns to the case.
    Ryota was taken into custody. And [​IMG]
    Evidence revealed that ryota is not Kira.
    Tikem is forced into a CGI based simulator which also processes pain. He is then forced into a slaughter house as a piece of veal. Tragically, the execution spike fails, and the butchers have to resort to more crude methodes.

    After a few hours of depression, Tikem reveals nothing through interogation... although, the next generation of survival horror games has been invented!

    DEATH:

    Amby died at 9:15 pm.

    EDIT: The shinigami just lost the game... due to name association with Amby.
    Post by: Princess Celestia, Aug 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone