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Predictable joke is predictable.

*snerk* Totally unintentional xD

Speaking of usernames...

The Only One, Evanescence

Shattered (MTT-version), Trading Yesterday
Still makes me misty-eyed...

Slightly different kinda problem, but I can't customize my profile back to default. I'll click on the 'default' button, nothing happens, I'll click on it and press save, and while it'll save, it changes nothing.

I don't know who you think you are
but before the night is through
I'm gonna real bad things with you.
<3

T'was still uncalled for, and a really lousy joke. 'Politically incorrect'*read=looking for an excuse to be rude* does not equal humor.

But lmao at the rest.

Well crap.

Hmmm, no order here...
1. Star Wars (probably Rebellion-c.20 years after the movies era, although I wouldn't mind getting acquainted with young Obi-Wan 8D)
2. Harry Potter
3. Band of Brothers
4. Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK&US)/Drew Carey's Green Screen Show/DC's Improv-a-ganza (the performers and a good chuck of the crew are almost the same, so I consider them one continuity...)
5. Glee (singing and dancing for the rest of my life? Hellz yeah! Although being in high-school endlessly would suck)
6. Wicked
7. Kingdom Hearts
8. Criminal Minds (preferably as a profiler, not a victim for a hundred years...)
9. Supernatural (Can't cheat by becoming an angel/demon and living longer, can I?)
10. Inheritance Cycle (I'mma just grab Murtagh, Thorn, Elva, and maybe Greeny and we'll start our own little independent country. F*ck the rest.)

I thought the Amish weren't allowed to use guns...

That was uncalled for, rude, and completely ridiculous. I dunno if you're trying to start a flame war or trying to prove some point about how cyber bullying isn't actual bullying, but congrats man, you look like a complete ass.

Totally got my inspiration from here.

Dem b****es be starin' at me
when I arrive late to class,
can't the motherf***erz see
I could whoop deir ass?

I tell my teacher I needed to do my hair
so mah homies would know why I was so late
But the wind was blowin' like it just don't care
and yous hoes just see mah do in this frazzled state!

Mah servants didn't wake me so I musta slept in
I'd stayed up late to lissen to mah bro Lil Wayne,
with all dem sleep deprivation you see I just can't win
and now I'm left thinking "What the f*** rhymes with Wayne?"
What?

I stepped on a needle cushion once. It was upside down. Do the math.
*still gets ghost pains*

I wonder if vampires can get drunk if they drain someone who's been on a bender...

Yeah, me too ;.;
The same line from the book got me sobbing in the movie too (although it was kinda shoehorned in T_T).
But wow, it was amazing.

Dry hands? That can be a cause for it too...
Or maybe you're just dying slowly and haven't realized it!

You wouldn't be chewing your finger nails, or the stuff around the nails? Cause that happens to me all the time...

Video games are the source of everything wrong with our children, they're nothing but a tool the liberal agenda uses to brainwash our children into their ways! All that violence, blood, potty language and *gaspeth* nudity will turn our children into zombie-like-prostitution-whore-gangster-serial-killers!!! ...Would you like a cup-cake? ^.^

Yeah, or they ship completely opposite ships than you do Dx

*is in the wrong fandom, else would be giving links like crazy*

Yeeeeeaaaahhhh, still not chocolatey enough for me. I pretty much chop real chocolate into some plain cereal to make it good xD

It's not chocolatey enough for me ;.;