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  1. Advent
    It's already unfunny.
    Post by: Advent, Sep 15, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Advent
    Gazuntite.

    You mean condoms? - *shot*

    Erm, I'd probably have to go with the naked one. :v At least I wouldn't die from that. Just get a nifty little fine.

    Three: a parrot, a dog and a newt. Though the all belong to my brother. :v

    Um... wow... like ten? :v Can't remember exactly how many, but quite a few.

    Not a huge pet person anymore, I'd like to someday follow the example of Teddy Roosevelt and say bear.

    Charizard. Sure it seems like a cool pet, but the bastard will char you in the blink of an eye.

    I've come to the point where I can accept my insanity... but does that mean that I'm not insane? My brain hurts.

    Jedi, since they don't use cheap tactics to win and they still manage to kick ass. Though the Sith have some damn awesome powers...

    I was brought up to say "tomato," but since my British encounter, I've accidentally said "tomahto" a few times.

    Pink. The manliest color to ever exist.

    Probably Pokemon Blue or Silver. That's all my friends and I played when we were kids. Good times... :'D

    I'm not a fan of what it does to society as a whole with the interfering with political and scientific advancements and whatnot, but for individuals, it can make a world of a difference for the better... or worse. :v It really all depends on the person.

    I'm gonna be the best AMV maker ever! :D

    Oh God, I'm the worst mod ever.

    Depends on the situation and stuff. There are about a million different factors that I consider when judging abortion, so I can't really call myself pro-life or pro-choice.

    It gets an eleven out of ten on the Liberace-meter.

    I quit playing long ago. It's just annoying at this point.

    A forensic scientist. The guys in the lab, not the cool CSI dudes. :V I've wanted to be one since I was like nine.

    Oh God, I would have such uses for that. I'd be willing to pay quite a lot, actually. Why? Is that an offer?

    That information is classified, I'm afraid.

    Well I used to be a 360 gamer, but I gave my brother the 360 to put in his room so he'd stay out of my room, and now I'm a PS3 gamer. Fuck year.

    Electric chair. It's just such a badass way to go. No pussy pain killers or anything, just you riding the lightning.

    Human flesh. Just to see how they'd react.

    Wobbuffet. It's such a tank and everyone gets pissed when you use it against them. :v

    Mario. I'm such a fanboy it's disgusting, but Mario riding on Yoshi is probably the most epic thing ever.

    I would only do that if Harriet would change her name to Eve. Just so we can make no sense at all.

    Honestly, if someone can be names Mike Litoris, then I don't see why it would be.

    I think I'll pull a Houdini and hide in a box for three days, then pop out and make everyone think I was a zombie. Or I'll just convert to Buddhism.
    Post by: Advent, Sep 15, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Advent
    Well, I have this one sister named Eunice- *shot* It might be you. Maybe. :'D

    It's actually pretty fun. B|

    I think everyone's overreacting to it. However, I find this Kanye meme to be hilarious, so I'm glad this happened.

    I never thought of it as "lots of love." o_O I've always thought of it as " laugh out loud," but thanks for blowing my mind there.

    I would sell my body to science. Suckers don't know what they're paying for.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DO WE STILL HAVE THAT BAMBOO TURRET?a
    Post by: Advent, Sep 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Advent
    First: Why do my sigs suck so bad? ;__;

    Now: Oh Jesus, Hayabusa's posting. It's time to either roll out the Beatles references, or sit back for some noob bashing.

    I... might... Admittedly, it doesn't look half bad. Looks like the stuff you get from Long John Silver's... Erm... what is it?

    "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves." I love calculus. And by love I mean hate.

    I would stand up and walk out on you. However, lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, and I'll try not to sing out of key.
    Post by: Advent, Sep 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Advent
    *some are funny

    Some get whored out to hell and lose all comedic appeal they ever had.
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  6. Advent
    I'm a complex individual? Maybe I just have ADD out the ass.

    Then how come you never called, you bastard?

    No to the first one, yes to the second one. Fuck yea. I hear their meat is delicious.
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  7. Advent
    I know one Brit rather intimately, it helps to know these things offhand. >:
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  8. Advent
    Freshman = 9th grade = year 10
    Sophomore = 10th grade = year 11
    Junior = 11th grade = year 12
    Senior = 12th grade = year 13
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  9. Advent
    Well, one could argue that my contribution was a result of... no, no, I won't go there.
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  10. Advent
    Where mah boys at?
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  11. Advent
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    amidoinitrite?
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  12. Advent
    Oh my. How's about we get started on that? ;D

    God damn it, I saw something like this coming.

    1. Hitler be trollan in Polan'.
    2. OH SHI- EUROPE ASSPLODES
    3. PropagandaPropagandaPropagandaPropagandaPropaganda
    4. AMERICA. FUCK YEA.
    5. Truman owns the Japs. In the face.
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  13. Advent
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    @Thread: This is why I refuse to play the game.

    @Avvy: I love it. A lot. I want to make babies with it.
    Post by: Advent, Sep 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Advent
    Post

    So wait...

    Yep, America is biased. Paris Hilton is a disgrace to the music industry, Taylor Swift is a disgrace to the music industry. We should be laughing at both of these situations and applauding the men with the balls to ruin the moment for both of these pieces of trash.
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  15. Advent
    How many? Any less then seventeen wouldn't involve enough sex.
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  16. Advent
    Wait wait, there's a difference between hip-hop and hip hop? Or is Last.fm being ******ed?
    Post by: Advent, Sep 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Advent
    ... And I assume I don't want to. Though it sounds like an experience in itself.

    Oh my Christ, how do you get stuck doing that? I'd be clogging my windpipe with the semi-hardened gum from under the theater seats.
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  18. Advent
    Well, I have this lighter and some wood... Um... are internet forums flammable?
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  20. Advent
    Oh God, I'll hold back my rage.
    Post by: Advent, Sep 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone