Main evidence of one not being in close contact/mutual partnership with a person of the opposite sex. Basically, That quote in itself proves you have probably not had a girlfriend. If you have, Then she used to be a man. I swear.
Wait. So that little ******* could duplicate and devour my body in the night? There is a possibility of that occurring? Oh, sweet jesus.
**** I feel awkward right now. D8
No... D: You'll die of starvation you silly billy.
Enjoy, dear <3
If he was born in the US then what would happen to his I'mma-gonna-fuckin'-kill-you accent!? D:
Settled. One epic win. Would you like fries with that? =)
I don't even know what the hell has happened. I kinda wanna black last night from my memory completely.
..................... so are you talking or what? No? okay then. WHA TTHE HELL SHOULD I POST IN...
You see, THis situation can be one of two dramatic things. Epic fail or Epic win.... hmmm.
I know that this may seem that I have double-standards... But talking helps.
s'orite. had another BBQ. Didn't eat much, mind. x3
yeah, I was running outta **** to say, too. Good afternoon, to be precise. :3
System shutdown. Please reboot. Error code unidentified. Sending email of complaint...
pending request, please hold. error in drive D restart necessary
oh sweet lord. D: Where on earth do you live? Africa!? .-.
Double D and his hat.. :'D Ed and his gravy :'D Eddy and his money obsession :'D Jawbreakers!
You are on a dessert island. You have been there for four weeks and your food supply is low. You have one of two choices... a) take a chance with the wooden raft you built a while ago, although it has a chance of woodrot, and attempt to travel miles into the ocean in an off-chance to find some fresh land to hunt etc b) eat your best friend who is with you.
