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  1. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Well it didn't take me long to write this (around 2 1/2 hours) Anyway, this is a story that I wanted to do but out of fear of my lack of responsibility (and maybe ADHD [never been tested for it]), delayed writing it. I somewhat mapped out the events so I would actually write it and finished. Please enjoy.

    Negima!: Master Negi Magi
    Darogan Rekaidishi

    Nii-san…

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    “Asuna-san, I don’t think this is a good idea.” Negi Springfield muttered. The pair was standing in front of Ayaka Yukihiro’s dorm. Asuna had a smoke bomb in her hand. There was an evil grin slowly spreading across her face and an evil glint shining in her heterochromic eyes.

    “Nonsense, Negi-bozu. She deserves this.” Asuna dropped to the floor to roll the bomb under the door. Suddenly the handle jiggled and turned. The door opened and revealed Ayaka herself standing in front of them. One her eyebrows twitched as she stared at Asuna. Then she saw Negi and her anger was replaced with pure infatuation bordering on obsession.

    “Negi-sensei!” Her arms flew at light speed and wrapped around the 10 year old teacher. She pulled him toward her. “Can’t breathe.” The young magician muttered. Asuna grabbed the back of Negi’s collar and slung him back out of Ayaka’s grip.

    “What was that for?!” The class president yelled.

    “You being a perverted person! He is only 10! There is a 5 year difference!”

    “You like Takahata-sensei and there is a generation gap between you!”

    “Umm.” Negi tried to butt in but saw Asuna glare at him. “Never mind.” He took a few steps back and covered his eyes.

    “Huh?” both the girls asked. Asuna looked down at her hand and she realized why her teacher had done that.

    “What is that?” Ayaka asked.

    “Here.” Asuna handed it to the class president.

    “I don’t want it.” Ayaka handed it back. The two continued to hand the smoke bomb back and forth.

    “You take it!”

    “No you!”

    “I don’t want that thing! It might be infected with stupid!”

    Negi sighed and ran forward and grabbed the bomb. Both of his students ducked and covered there faces. Just as Negi threw the bomb, it exploded if his face. He flew in the air for a few feet and skidded when he hit the ground. When he opened his eyes all that the young teacher could see was a pair of panties. He heard a girl scream and the person standing over him ran away. “Nodako?” Negi asked in confusion. Asuna and Ayaka ran toward their teacher.


    “Are you okay?” Ayaka asked.

    “Don’t ask that. Why were you looking up Nodako’s skirt?”

    “Negi-sensei was looking up Nodako’s skirt?” Fuka Narutaki asked, standing beside her twin. Both had appeared out of nowhere.

    “She is lucky.” Fumika said and Ayaka nodded.

    “What are you nodding for!?” Asuna yelled.

    “I better go apologize.” The young Welsh magician said to no one in particular. Asuna and Ayaka were arguing again and the twins were betting on which one would win. He turned in the direction of Library Island. He guessed that Nodako went there. She usually went there after most of their mishaps. “Could this day get any worse?” He asked himself.

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    “Ojou-sama I don’t think we should do this.” Setsuna muttered. The two were walking along in the woods. Konoka had asked Setsuna to not to bring her sword, and being a request from Konoka, Setsuna had no choice but to oblige.

    “Don’t be a worry wart. And I told you to call me by my name.” Konoka said. Her brown hair blew softly in the summer like breeze. Her warm smile, always present on her face, made Setsuna smile. She looked down the road. Suddenly, someone bumped into the duo. The girls could hear heavy breathing and what seemed like sobbing. “Nodako?” Konoka asked but the girl was out of earshot.

    “What was that about?” Setsuna asked. Her best friend shrugged. The two girls of class 3A continued down the dirt path. While walking, Setsuna got the feeling that they were being watched. She felt uneasy without her sword.

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    “Nodako, what happened?” Yue asked. Haruna Saotome looked up from the book she was reading. “Did you and Negi-sensei kiss?” She asked calmly. Yue’s eyes widened at the possibility. Nodako shook her head. Yue sighed a little out of relief. “What happened then?” Nodako stood up straight and whispered something in Yue’s ear. Haruna tried to eavesdrop but by the time she was over to the two other Library Club members, they had finished talking. Yue smiled slyly and placed a hand on Nodako’s back. “Do you know how many girls in our class alone would have given anything for that to happen to them?”

    “What happened?” Haruna pestered.

    “Well…Negi-sensei saw my…” Nodako blushed a shade of red. “…panties.” She whispered this last word barely enough for Haruna to hear it.

    “Really? This would be great for my next manga volume.”

    “No.” Yue said.

    “Why not? I am having writer’s block right now.”

    “First off, you are a gossip and we shouldn’t have told you. Second, your manga is popular at this school. If one person reads it and knows where you got that from, Nodako will either be completely embarrassed or have girls flocking to her to ask if she saw Negi-sensei’s face and if he was happy with what he saw.” Yue replied without effort. When Nodako heard Yue’s response, her face turned an even darker shade of red.

    “Fine.” Haruna said, huffing slightly.

    “Nodako, Negi-sensei is probably looking for you,” Yue said, “He might come here to apologize to you for what happened.”

    “Yeah.” Nodako nodded.

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    “So this is Mahora Academy?” a teenage boy asked. “Not as big as I guessed but bigger than most American schools.”

    “Are you sure you can find your way around here Akirame?” Takahata asked.

    “Give me a break Takahata-sensei.” Akirame Fusegu joked. Beside him was a little boy about Negi’s age.

    “So that is…?”

    “Yeah. Now where would nii-san be?”

    “Right now I would guess that he would be in his dorm room. No wait, there he is now.”

    “Nii-san!” Akirame ran toward Negi. The boy beside him ran along as well.

    “Akirame-san.” Negi was overjoyed to see an old friend of his. “How have things been?”

    “Same old. Killing some demons and what not. You?”

    “Well… Nevermind me, how many pactios do you have?”

    “Well. None.”

    “I have around 15. Give or take.”

    “All thanks to mffffff.” Chamo had appeared but Negi covered his mouth. The boy about his age was looking at the ermine.

    “It’s alright. He knows about magic.”

    “Good.” Negi breathed a sigh of relief.

    “Yeah, now that all this is over with, I have something to tell you.”

    “What?” The young teacher asked.

    “As of now, I am your replacement.”

    “Replacement? Replacement for what?”

    “As the teacher of class 3A.”

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    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, May 6, 2008, 9 replies, in forum: Archives
  2. Sir Charles of Monocles
    here are some that I got off of a website:
    If you really like her, don't talk dirty or perverted with her--it really turns them off.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 29, 2008 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Well there are rumors that KH2:FM+ might come to America. But these are just rumors that I got from Kingdom Hearts Wiki
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 29, 2008 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
  4. Sir Charles of Monocles
    I was terrified to post anything. Then I joined a RPG made by Love and then it was all downhill from there. Thanks Love,
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 28, 2008 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Sir Charles of Monocles
    yeah I am deciding wether or not if I should write a fanfic about this or not. the main characte r and villian will be my creation but other than that nothing else majorly new. Negi will be a (not the lead)main character.
    Just a few facts first:

    1. All of the main characters might be in a relationship.
    2. Watch out for a countdown
    3. Sadly there might not be as much pervertedness as Destiny's Force but at one point there might be
    4. The main character is a guy

    So I need help. All my stories have to have the main character in a relationship.

    Main guy & Setsuna
    or
    Main guy & Evangeline
    and
    Negi & Asuna
    or
    Negi & Nodako
    or
    Negi & Yue

    You will find out why I put Negi in there. So cast your vosts! 2 days til the end
    Thread by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 28, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Sir Charles of Monocles
    What is the 123rd word in the game?
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 28, 2008 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  7. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Matt lit another cigarette. "I wish I could get a cigar."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 28, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  8. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Oh that's right. I was about to beat the living snot out of you." Ty smirked. He saw the two guys start to pull out guns. "Oh boy."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 28, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  9. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "And it is on Legendary." Matt whined.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  10. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "I really don't care if I become L. I might have to go outside if I do. And I would have to eat sweets. Da*n it!" Matt had just died while playing Halo. "F*ck. I have to start the misson over. Crap."
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "At least I won't get fat from eating too much chocolate." Matt pulled out a single bar of choclate from his pocket.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  12. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Matt blew out some more smoke. He picked up the controller and continued playing the game. "I am trying to only smoke once an hour now. Happy?"
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  13. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "I hate going outside." Matt chose the Virgina Slims and stuck one in his mouth and pulled out a lighter. He lit the cigarette and puffed out some smoke.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  14. Sir Charles of Monocles
    "Marlboro or Virgina Slim?" Matt asked himself. He had pasued the game he was playing. He had stayed up all night playing.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  15. Sir Charles of Monocles
    OOC: you do know that Matt is a chain smoker.
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  16. Sir Charles of Monocles
    I just ate a green apple.

    Can I be Mail Jeevas?
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home
  17. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Search ghost take away health. And the other ones in Halloween Town are Wight Knight and Gargoyle
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
  18. Sir Charles of Monocles
    I think you mean Final Fantasy VII Advent Children.

    Two years after the events of Final Fantasy VII, the Planet is recovering from the devastating attack by Meteor, while the survivors of Midgar have begun to build a new city, aptly named "Edge", on the outskirts of the old metropolis. However, a strange disease known as "geostigma" has arisen. After his showdown with Sephiroth, Cloud Strife established the "Strife Delivery Service", with the aid of Tifa Lockhart, whom he has been living with in Edge. Marlene Wallace and an orphaned boy named Denzel have been entrusted to their care.

    After receiving a message from Tifa, Cloud is attacked by three mysterious men who believe that he knows the location of their missing "mother". Cloud fights them on his motorcycle using an updated "Buster Sword" of sorts. However, the battle is cut short and he escapes. Hoping to gain information on the mysterious attackers, Cloud visits Rufus Shinra, the leader of the seemingly defunct Shinra Company. Rufus attempts to enlist Cloud's help to stop the trio, but fails. After their meeting, Kadaj, leader of the men who attacked Cloud, breaks into Rufus' lodge and demands that Rufus tell him where to find his "mother". It is revealed by Kadaj that "mother" is the remains of Jenova, and is somehow connected to the cause of the geostigma. Kadaj also announces that he and his "brothers", Yazoo and Loz, are planning a new "reunion" that will culminate in an assault on the Planet itself.

    Loz arrives at Aerith Gainsborough's church in an attempt to find their "mother", and is confronted by Tifa. A short battle ensues with Tifa holding the upper hand, burying Loz in a pile of rubble. Loz's consciousness is however quickly regained and he resumes the fight. After distracting Tifa, he uses his lightning-speed powers and hits her. She is hit once more by Loz, but Marlene distracts Loz by throwing materia from Cloud's storage chest. Loz closes in on Marlene and Tifa tells her to run just before the scene changes.

    Kadaj and his "brothers" begin collecting children infected with geostigma, including Denzel and the uninfected Marlene, and take them to the Forgotten City. Cloud goes to the Forgotten City and once there, battles with Loz and Yazoo in a match that shows many Limit Break Techniques from Final Fantasy VII. He almost takes the lives of Yazoo (with a "Cross Slash" Limit Break) and Loz (with a "Braver" Limit Break) while they fight in the trees, but he fails and ultimately loses after he uses a "Blade Beam" Limit Break (to block an attack from Loz) and Yazoo attacks him from behind, which is followed with Vincent Valentine saving him. Vincent reveals to Cloud what the trio are seeking and that it could result in the return of Sephiroth. He also tells him that geostigma is the result of one's body working excessively to fight off an infection brought on by Jenova's lingering presence within the Lifestream. Cloud agrees to return to Edge and face Kadaj in direct battle.

    In Edge, the villainous trio call forth several monsters to attack the populace, including the dragon summon "Bahamut SIN". While the other party members of Final Fantasy VII deal with Bahamut SIN, Reno and Rude attempt to take care of Yazoo and Loz until Cloud arrives. Through their teamwork, Cloud and his friends soon dispatch the monsters and Cloud finishes off Bahamut SIN with an updated "Climhazard" Limit Break. In a nearby building, Rufus reveals to Kadaj that he has been in possession of the remains of Jenova all along, tossing the box containing it from the edge of the building. Kadaj dives after the box and recovers it, although Rufus manages to damage the box, spilling some of the contents inside. Kadaj spots Cloud in hot pursuit of him, and a motorcycle chase carries them into the ruins of Midgar.

    Cloud catches up to Kadaj and they slide off of the end of the unfinished highway. They then go into Aerith's church where they confront each other. Cloud comes off worse for it until a magical blast from Kadaj destroys the flowerbed and releases an outflow of seemingly Lifestream-infused water which cures Cloud's geostigma and proves to be harmful to Kadaj. Cloud pursues Kadaj, who has fled to the ruins of Shinra Headquarters in the center of Midgar. The two fight and as Cloud has Kadaj in the brink of defeat, Kadaj distracts Cloud with the box containing Jenova's remains, which Kadaj then jumps after and absorbs into his body. Cloud attempts to land a deathblow to Kadaj but is stopped and parried in midair when Kadaj transforms into Sephiroth at a blink of an eye. He reveals that once those who die from the geostigma return to the Lifestream, he will be able to control it and use the Planet as a vessel to travel space in search of a new planet. battle between Cloud and Sephiroth follows across Midgar. Cloud eventually gains strength and confidence from thinking of everything he holds dear which Sephiroth would destroy. The battle ends with Cloud defeating Sephiroth with an updated version of his Omnislash Limit Break. Sephiroth dissipates, leaving a severely weakened Kadaj at Cloud's mercy. Aerith's spirit begins to pour healing rain across Edge, curing everyone of their geostigma. Aerith tells Kadaj to be at rest, who believes Aerith's voice to be that of his "mother", and he is taken by the Lifestream. After that, Cloud is shot by surprise by Yazoo. He and Loz are now slowly succumbing to the healing rain as well. They both have an arm full of materia, and they prepare one final blast at Cloud, resulting in a large explosion that disintegrates them and engulfs Cloud. Cloud appears surrounded by a white light, and Aerith and Zack are heard. Zack tells Cloud that his place is not with them yet, and sends him back to Aerith's church through the Lifestream.

    Cloud awakens in Aerith's old church with wounds healed, now surrounded by his friends and the citizens of Edge. He then demonstrates the healing powers of the water pooled in the church by curing the children afflicted with the geostigma. Cloud looks in the direction of his friends, and his first smile is triggered. He then suddenly stops when he sees Aerith crouching by some other children. As she stands and walks to the doorway, she turns back to assure Cloud that he's all right, and then steps into a white light with Zack. Finally at peace, Cloud agrees, and knows that he's no longer alone.

    At the end credits, Cloud is seen riding his Fenrir through a field of flowers, where Aerith is standing, seemingly waiting for him.

    gotten straight from wikipedia
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Movies & Media
  19. Sir Charles of Monocles
    NO!!!!!!!!! I try not to label people. Though I do label my self a gerdneek (Geek + Nerd)
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 27, 2008 in forum: Discussion
  20. Sir Charles of Monocles
    Ty turned and faced the two men. "Now where were we gentlemen?"
    Post by: Sir Charles of Monocles, Apr 26, 2008 in forum: Retirement Home