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  1. cronoking
    Kitty is such a goddess.
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 20, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. cronoking
    Nah, people dont like him. TBK repped him xD.
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 20, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. cronoking
    Well first thing, It's always good to get a good quality render. They are always easier to work with and look good. Next is your background. It's a nice background and all, but the colors and designs just dont go with the render. Always try to use colors that match or compliment the render. The effect in the palm the the 2nd and 3rd versions are good. They give a sense of some action to the signature. Lastly your text could use some working with. Get a good amount of fonts because it's good to have a font that matches the style(techno, curvy, weird, etc.). The white color isnt so bad because it's easy to see and doesnt stick out like other light colors would. But you should try to apply a softlight filter on the text, that way it'll be more transparent and it'll have the design of what's under it.
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 20, 2007 in forum: Arts & Graphics
  4. cronoking
    Yeah TBK. I remember when your posts were really......Nooby xD
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 20, 2007 in forum: Arts & Graphics
  5. cronoking
    Yeah, agreed.
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 20, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. cronoking
    This is one heck of a bump but.......

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    Here's a sig just cause Nina is so awesome. If you've watched watched Code Geass then you know all about Nina and her peculiar habits :3
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 20, 2007 in forum: Arts & Graphics
  7. cronoking
    Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

    About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

    I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse. :3

    Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

    My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

    I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.



    Later that day while getting off to the teenager across the street I was reminded of my first sexual experience. At the time, I was twelve. I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
    Thread by: cronoking, Aug 19, 2007, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. cronoking
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    Wrrryy???

    VGN's fangirl is his mom signing up for an account.
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 19, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. cronoking
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    Omg...

    That's creepy. He probably just made that himself, or got a friend to do it xD
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 19, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. cronoking
    Yeah! Awesome fun free time. Enojoy yourself~
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 19, 2007 in forum: Departure Hall
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    Msn

    I dunno who you are ._.
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 19, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. cronoking
    Thanks bunches :3
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 19, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. cronoking
    I cant wait till they make her name pink. 10 months of hard work for her :3
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 19, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. cronoking
    Congrats to kairi_li for getting 100 rep =D
    Thread by: cronoking, Aug 19, 2007, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. cronoking
    I guess that proves my theory about him being slow :3
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 18, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Alice

    Char is making you weak >O
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 18, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. cronoking
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    Alice

    I had wild sex with that asian.
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 18, 2007 in forum: The Playground
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    Alice

    .................Is a girl ._.
    Thread by: cronoking, Aug 18, 2007, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. cronoking
    Ewww, you wet your pants.
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 18, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. cronoking
    I got pwned by Ris ._.
    Post by: cronoking, Aug 18, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone