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He was about to tell the newcomer no, before Xenree slipped away. "Hm...My answer now is, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO-WAAAH!" He yelled out dramatically, before re-summoning his keyblade. He held his keyblade up in to the air, before the spikes on it glew white. Poke then charged towards the Unversed head on, before jumping towards it, gripping his keyblade to the side. He attempted to slash through it's body 'epicly', like in the part where Sora slices through a building during the final stage to get to Xemnas.

(W're not in Station Square, we're in Mystic Ruins. XD fail lol)

Poke got knocked back and crashed against a building, before hearing that dreadful music again. Falling to the ground, he groaned. "AAAaaauuuuughhhhaaaaaahhhhh!" Obviously frustrated, he got up, and threw his keyblade at the trumpet. "Die die die!"

I don't think it's really that easy. Another piece of my originality is listening, even if I'm getting insulted at. And believe me, it's bloody hard to try and not listen

Jesus mas! Solo ukkah!

First, give it some meat...If you know it's omnivore. Second, fatten it up. WHA-LAH, THERE'S YOU FAT HAMSTER!

"Waiting ain't my thing. Besides, I can run faster than anything in this world. C'mon!" He waited for Kallen to grab his hand.

Poke covered his ears at the terrible music. "Even I can play better than that!" He yelled out, before singing in an attempt to prove it. "You put your brave Steve in, you put your trippy Bob out, you let Bait get eaten and then shake Jon all about! That's how you kill wogs, POW!" Poke finally relaxed for a brief moment as the horrible sounds stopped. His relaxation left and was then replaced with alertness. When the shock waves came, Poke smirked. "Not really, but we can try and make friends with it..." Poke jumped on to a building, avoiding the shock wave, while finished his sentence. "...my way." He gripped tightly on his blade, before jumping down towards the Unversed--only to stop right in front of it and front-flip over it, holding the blade by the chain, letting it slide down in an attempt to hit the unversed in the face/head. "You better at least beat me or be a challenge!" He yelled at the Unversed.

He looked around, before smirking at Rat's answer. "Ah, but you don't need to know the purpose and what this thing is, too! Heck, I don't know what it is either..." He lied. It was simply for what he wondered what would happened next, and he knew what would happen. He was a fortune teller? No, because he was going to make the next action by running off, de-summoning his keyblade. He then quickly summoned it back, and doing a moonwalk straight to the appearing unversed. He turned to see Xenree. "What in the name of pickled blue berry pie?" He yelled, at surprise in the sudden appearances of the unversed. Thinking that it might have come from the girl, he asked, "Hey, who are you, and what's with the Unversed?" He ignored Rat, mostly putting his focus on the unversed and on Xenree. There's a lot more bad dudes here than I thought. Poke thought to himself.

Poke didn't notice the flying griffin with a passenger on it. He just kept walking, until he passed something gleaming on the ground. He caught the gleam out of the corner of his eye. Wanting to know what it is, he moon walked towards the gleaming thing and looked down to get a closer look, just missing being frightened. "Is that a penny?" He picked it up and looked at it, before throwing it off. "Weird..." He turned to face the way he was going, then noticed the griffin and the boy. "AUGH!" Out of alarm, he summoned his keyblade and pointed it at him. And with probably the fastest voice in the wild west of the planet Earth, he said, "Who are you and why did you attempt to attack me and if you don't answer then I will slap the sauce out of you." His face turned in to a scowl. He obviously didn't like sneak attacks that much, and that was a sign of not to mess with his very hateful hates.

(Oops. Gonna edit ._.)
(Done)

"New what? I meant that big place with all the big build--I'll just run there. C'mon, let's go." He said, heading up the stairs to the train tracks.

(Umm....Here's one: Poke was playing a guitar, before breaking it by smacking it against a heartless. He took out a flute and banged it against a nobody. And finally, he took out bongos and slammed it down on an unverseds face. Sort of like that...XD)
He saw the boy come to him, likely wanting to ask something, to which he said, "Oh bugger." He randomly ran off, not currently in the mood to deal with questions. He ran towards the sandlot, to which ended up in another encounter with the heartless. "Ole, new challenger approaching." Summoning his keyblade, he got ready for the fight, but instead, decided to let them have the first move. A shadow knocked him over, playing around on his back. "Get your foot off me!" He swung his arms behind his head, smashing off the shadow, before getting off, dusting himself off, and grabbing a handful of sand. He threw the sand around him, before some of the heartless got distracted. He threw his keyblade at the same time he jumped to the opposite direction of his throw, landing on the face of a heartless and jumping off of it, while the keyblade spun, destroying many of the shadows. He caught it, and just as he was going to get kicked in the face by a shadow, he stabbed his blade through it's head. And that ends the battle. "I need to get a challenger....Roar." He muttered, before de-summoning his keyblade and walking off.

"Bound ain't good enough. Making a move is good en--Whoa whoa!" He followed Kallen to the train. "I just wasted my time by coming here and getting nothing! Aw darn it..." He hung his head down, depressed at his failed work. He then got an idea. "Hey, those big rail things lead back to the big building place, right?"

(Let's see, me, Terra, master of keyblades, and..um....Dunno, think that's it? @Twilight, that means if Poke can have like a ton of instruments in him.)
He decided to look around town for more heartless, so Poke continued his walk through town, before grabbing a nearby pot with a plant in it, probably intending it for heartless to not recognize him. He continued his walk while holding the plant, hiding behind it. He noticed a boy summoning a squirrel, before smirking. Family... He thought to himself. He snapped back to reality, and then, on instinct, turned to see a shadow that's running off. "Gah!" He dropped the pot, summoning his keyblade, before throwing it at the runaway shadow. His keyblade disappeared, and so did the shadow, before smiling at his 'skills.' He then started to wonder if the summoner behind him would take notice, and slowly turned his head, to see if he was staring at him like he was strange...Well, he was strange, but the boy would probably think he's stranger than how high Poke would think he's strange.

Okay, since I want this to be secret to anyone that's not part of this project, I'll pm it to Wrights. And boy is it really random, even though it's so small.

So what do you need to me write about with the most random part of my brain, Boss?

(Good? =o)
"I believe I can flyyy..." He randomly sung as he walked calmly through a crowd of staring heartless. "I believe I can touch the skyyy." The heartless lunged at the teenager, before he summoned his keyblade, the Poker. He spun around quite fast, wiping out the unfortunate heartless that were swiped away, while yelling, "I believe you can die! Muwahaha!" He stopped his spinning, before noticing more heartless, just staring, ready to lunge at him at any moment, and in any way. He was ready for them. A neo shadow lunged for him, before he thrusted his Poker right at it's face, instantly making it dissipate. Another shadow lunged at him, thinking he wouldn't react, but instead, he let the keyblade slide through his hand, before grabbing the chain, and pulling it back and slamming it down on the poor shadow's head, before he threw his keyblade under his legs. More heartless jumped at him, but the keyblade destroyed many of the ones behind him, before he backflipped, grabbed the handle, and let the heartless continue their unstoppable leap as he did a horizontal slice that ended them. "Give me a better challenge, or I sushify y--" He stopped to notice there were no more heartless. "...Oh yeah, I already did. Whoo hoo hooo~" He whistled, continuing on his way through Twilight Town.
(By the way, forgot to ask, is it ok if Poke has a..um..."truck"load of instruments? XD No stranger than keeping a giant door utensil in a pocket, eh?)

I have a random imagination, and since parodies are random, I can....Um...I dunno, ask to be a writer? o.o