He looked around. "Oh great, a place where my coat defies my wants." He sighed, before taking off his coat, and wrapping it around his left arm, like a fabric gauntlet(If those exist, XD). Looking around once more, he asked, "Where the heck do we find a town? Not like a messenger bird's going to pop up on us or something."
Banned for christmas
Sleep + Loud Alarm clock = boom.
I can sound like Stitch from Lilo and Stitch...Mic would screw it up though. D=
Wtf. Cheese.
Who's Zter? SEriously XD Give them what they want...CAKES! You dont know who Zter is. WHat do you do?
Kill whoever zter is. You are eaten. What do you do?
Nrrrrrrrrrrr!
Earn my driving license and go on a sneaking mission with Snake You got a sneaking license. What do you do?
Plant plants. Arceus eats you. What do you do?
Player used run away! Dialga slapped you. What will you do"?
Give him cake and when he's distracted eat him alive. You are Jackie Chan. What will you od?
Slap him. You are Solid Snake. What do you do?
(If Axel and the others are still there) Poke returned on his board, with a flower pot in hand, before throwing it at Roxas. "WRONG TARGET!" He then flew in to the portal that the others got sucked in to. The flowerpot had a note in it: Beware of bomb inside. Obviously there was no bomb, but Poke just wanted to get a kick out of them freaking out...Which he couldn't get a kick out of, because he landed in the middle of no where, with(If they all ended up in the same place) the others. "Back, dudes and dudettes!" He said, his keyblade board de-summoned and him landing softly.
speck telekineses their butt You are Raiden. What do you do?
I kill myself and respawn in my world. You're stuck in a cage. You were captured by talking rats that like boogers. WHat do you do?
PLEASE READ:I know this chapter has extremely never-going-to-ever-happen-in-pokemon situations, but I wanted to dedicate not all this fanfic to my friends, but to my original character that I roleplay as on a site. AUTHORS NOTE:Whenever you see this or something like this, -It means a few minutes later, or I just say it. -[]- Means meanwhile. Chapter 4-What goes on at Plasma? "Let me go, schnouzer losers!" Shouted a young mysterious kid. "Not until you tell us why are you here. Why, and who, sent you?" Asked a sage of Team Plasma, Ghetsis. "I ain't telling you anything! HAH!" The kid jumped back wards and thrusted his legs forward, knocking over his restrainers. "GO!" The kid brought out a pokeball, clicked the button that made it big, and threw it in the air. He caught the ball and thrusted it in to the ground, making a flash that coverted the room. "Aargh!" The people in the room shouted, blinded by the light. Then, as the light disappeared, so was the kid, as he left without a trace. He even set the room on fire somehow. "Find him! Don't let him get away!" Shouted Ghetsis. "Where is he?" Asked a grunt. "He couldn't have gone that far." Said another. The kid and his pokemon were hiding in air vents. "Shh, be very very quiet!" The kid said to his pokemon. "Ok!" The pokemon replied. Suddenly, a hole opened up beneath them, and they both fell. "HOLY GUACA GOOMBA FACE!" Shouted the kid as he fell and landed on the ground with his pokemon. "THERE HE IS! GET HIM!" Shouted the grunts. "Aw snoopy." The kid groaned. ...BOOM SHAKANA! The kids pokemon used fire punch and it blasted a hole in the wall and they both jumped out, which lead outside. "Lord N will never forgive us! After them!" Shouted the grunts. An alarm rang, all the grunts in the castle were alerted. They all charged outside and straight for the runaway kid and pokemon. "Ugh, AAAAAAARRGGHH!" Shouted both the kid and pokemon. "Ok, thats it! Fire Tsunami!" Shouted the kid. The little pokemon stopped, turned around facing towards the grunts, and then unleashed a gigantic big fire punch. He thrusted it in to the ground, which then made a tsunami of fire go straight at the grunts. The grunts fleed back to the castle, and then both the kid and pokemon ran ahead. "What do you think of our 7th invasion to a plasma base?" asked the pokemon. "It was alright, but I still liked the 4th one better." Said the kid, smirking at his pokemon. "Hey, it wasn't my fault that pan had to drop on my head and I went bowling ballistick!" Shouted the little pokemon. "That's what I liked..." The kid said. "Well, whatever." The pokemon said, yawning as him and his trainer ran off. The trainer and pokemon arrived at a cliff. "Looks like our ride's here." The boy said, putting on some sunglasses. "You trying to look cool again?" Asked his pokemon. "Why wouldn't I? Yo, Chimmy. Looks like we got more company." The boy said, looking over at the horizon. More grunts were coming. "Surrender yourself. You have no where to go!" A grunt shouted. "Ahem, stupid idiots! I have one place left to go. YEEEEHAAAW!" The boy shouted aas he and his pokemon jumped off the cliff. The grunts gasped, but then, a helicopter rose, with the kid and his pokemon hanging on to a ladder. "See you later, schnouzer losers!" Shouted the kid as the helicopter flew away. "Lord Ghetsis will not be happy..." One of the grunts groaned. -[]- "Whew, that was hairy." The boy said, as he climbed in to the helicopter. "I hope you did your job." Said the driver. "Don't I always? It IS what we guardians do, after all." The kid said, with a grin on his face. "Chim', return!" He said as he returned his pokemon in to his pokeball. -[]- "We're here!" Called Jordan and Jeffrey as they entered the gym. Cress and Chili rushed over. "Ah, you must be challengers! Please come." And again, as the leaders did with Chronos, they showed them their gym field and they both asked who they wanted to battle. "Dibs on chili!" Jordan shouted. "Then Cress is mine! Hey, isn't there Cilan?" Asked Jeffrey. "Oh yeah, a few days ago, he went on an adventure with an interesting challenger he met." Chili pointed out. "Oh." Both Jeffrey and Jordan said. "You know, we COULD make this a double battle." Cress said. "Really? Awesome!" Jeffrey and Jordan exclaimed. Jeffrey and Jordan were prepared, and so were Cress and Chili. "Go!" Each battler shouted simultaneously. Cress' pokemon shaped in to a monkey. And then, the white flash ceased and out came Panpour! Chili's took on the form of a monkey, too. Then, out came Pansear! Jordan's Snivy took shape as the flash disappeared. And finally, Jeffrey's became an Oshawott. "GO!" The trainers shouted again, as they started their double battle.
The cake is not a lie The situation is: You're surrounded by thousands of clones of you, all with pie in their hands. What do you do?
Roflmfao xd
I know. LOZ misadventures.
