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As soon as the earthquake started, Poke immediately started scanning his surroundings, before he found the landing castle. "What the bloody hell is THAT?"

"What the--" After the shock, something strange had crept in to Poke. It was...fear. But why was he scared? There was nothing to fear here, except the possibility of Matt using his powers to beat the snot out of him, but hey, what were the chances of that?
"Do you feel that?"

'I'd rather not talk about it.'​

Oh god, he's just like me.

'If you tell me how you run so **** fast, maybe I'll change my mind.'​

I take that back.
"Well, I don't particularly like talking about that either, but hey, we're similar, so why not?
"Okay, so where I come from, there are these creatures with amazing abilities called Pokemon. What kind of abilities you ask? Well, some can shoot fire from their mouths. Others can summon thunder. Yeah, it sounds like magic, but it's not.
"So anyway, there are these ***holes that do really sick things to people. They splice DNA from Pokemon and then put it in humans. Very painful. I heard that it was a 1/100 chance of working. Only ten have survived, one of them me.
"So I was jailed for further experimentation, then I decided, '**** this, I'm outta here!' I broke everyone out, destroyed their base, and pow! I'm home free! Not really. Now they chase me, and it's been a month since that's happened.
"So yeah, that's how I'm so fast. I got Pokemon DNA that allows me to do all sorts of things, which includes running like you're Nacho Libre trying to catch up to the taco stand."

And just like that, Matt had already flew past him. "Da-yum, that guy's fast!" And then, Poke sped up, so that he was now neck-to-neck with Matt. "How'd you learn to fly?" He yelled up.

"A city? Hell yeah! Last one there's a rotten ping-pong ball!" And just like that, he ran off towards the city.

The first thing strange about this guy:His language.
The second thing strange about this guy:He can fly.
"Well, that's...not weird at all." He simply stared, mesmerized. How was he doing that?
"No thanks, I have legs, and I can use them."

"Well, I was being chased by...well, I guess we can call them poopheads. I was chased by poopheads, and the only way to escape them was to jump off a cliff. So I jumped off, and then a hole opened, which brought me here."

"Huh?" Suddenly, another wormhole had opened and out it came another person. Did he know what was going on?
'Your guess is as good as mine bro.'
Apparently not.
He stood up, looking around once more. Nothing. No one but the two of them there. "Well, this is just great...Actually, it is. And not..." He sighed, before looking down at the other guy. "My name's Poke. Who're you?"

Got...to keep...running...

This was it. He would've got it, he should've got it, if it weren't for those dang chasers. All the answers right in his sight, and there they were, ready to take him down. He could've steered them off, but it wouldn't help in him finding his way back to that one item that could've solved everything.

"AUGH!" A blast narrowly missed his head, instead hitting a tree that fell down, now blocking his way. He turned back, hearing a noise. What was it...it was footsteps. He could hear them. They were getting dangerously closer.

Growling(just like an angry tiger), he turned back toward the tree. Lifting up his arm, he brought it down on the trunk, ripping it in half. Kicking away the remains, he continued his run, with the chasers no less than 50 yards behind. He could see them if he'd looked back, but he wasn't going to. He had to focus on one thing:Escape.

And he got it. He didn't know it yet, but he got his escape the very moment he started running. His destiny awaited him.

Panting, he arrived at the end of a plateau that reached down for hundreds of feet, which would easily kill a man. A normal man, that is.

The chasers were here, aiming guns and other unnecessary advanced weapons at him. "You WILL come with us, or else!" Perhaps it was his imagination, but he maybe saw his offender load the gun, which would give anyone an answer of what would come had he went with them. But he didn't. He smirked. He couldn't take them all on in this state, but he smirked nonetheless, as if he prepared for an emergency like this, which he didn't. It simply came to him.

He took a step back. Two steps...three steps...

"Don't think about it. You wouldn't survive."

"You obviously don't know who you're talking to. You created me for this kind of thing. Now you'll regret it! Sayonara, suckas!" He casually leaned back, falling off the roof, bullets just nearly missing where his body stood.

He looked down, the ground getting closer and closer every passing second. Suddenly, a green portal opened up. In a few seconds, he would've reached it.
"What is that...?" He wondered out loud, before smirking even more. "Looks like I'm in for a ride...whoooa YEAAH!" Letting out a whoop, he fell through the portal, it closing behind him, leaving behind his attackers...and his world.

A portal opened up on a green, grassy plain. He was spat out, landing on the ground, rolling for a few moments, before he was now on his back, looking up at the sky, breathing heavily.

When he regained his voice, his only question, not really directed to anyone, was...

"Where am I?"

Yep. But I'll start reading.

Can someone tell me what's happened in the rp?

Don't worry, it would've been fun to troll other people with my fake age XD

Oooh, that explains it. Thanks!
I'd like it changed to May 2, 2000

HURRAY THIS THREAD HAS A PURPOSE
I have to contact an admin to change it though
which one? SO MUCH TO CHOOSE

Can someone give me a quick summary of what's happened so far?

Am I in?

U INSANE BRO?
seriously though
respected for chugging 96 beer bottles

Yeah