It's just some weird guy who won't quit stalking me.
I'm not joking. You're cute and I'm 15.
I don't even know who this guy is!
I'm not joking. Don't worry, I know you have a girlfriend and I'm one year older than you.
What? Once I got dared to eat a bug and it tasted like chicken. The bugs guts were yellow and green and orange.
I'm trying to get some weird guy to quit stalking me.
Don't be. You're cute!
I looked in your album.
I have to go to Mexico to drink a gallon of chocolate because I'm very dizzy.... and you're cute!
You don't even know what I look like.
I don't think I like you anymore. You're too boring.
Sure. I don't know you but I'll be friends with anyone who won't try and kill me.
I'm not that drunk! *passes out because I'm too drunk*
I know! We can talk about stuff that tastes like chicken.
Shut up you guy who think I'm not a sober girl!
Okay, I admit it, I'm a little drunk. But I'm still sober enough to not go into a coma!
Yeah. It's guts were all yellow and orange and green. It was f*cking awesome! Ok, I'm a little drunk.
A random bug we found crawling around.
Not really. The bug kind of tastes like chicken.
I'm fine. I've had to do worse dares before like eat a bug.
