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I will 8e reading out the following Yahoo Answers: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110421014608AADSCt3 http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110421023535AA0F0Re http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110421034518AAiQoSf http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110427151557AAou5JI http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110527015828AA8HZsE And I will read out fragments of this, trying to maximise the num8er of ice cream euphemisms included, while minimising the rest. If anyone has any qualms/suggestions, feel free to say so.
If they do it, then surely you can do it too? You're not standing out 8y doing so, or anything, right?
Half. Half the mystery has 8een solved. There's still one Kira, after all.
Tikem is arrested and t8ken into custody 8y police on suspicion of 8eing a god of death in possession of a Death Note. It was only while processing his fingerprints that they realised the potential danger in arresting a god of death. Of course, 8y that time, the majority of people in a five kilometre radius had died from various wings, Tikem had grown large wings, and his eyes were glowing an ominous red. At that point, the two officers agreed to uncuff him and let him do as he wished. He exited the 8uilding and flew off, leaving a single 8lack note8ook on the footpath. GUILTY
Christhor decided to actually do something worthwhile instead of just eating junk food and playing video games. He decided he’d go for the world record of the most video games played continuously without a 8r8k. However un8eknown to him, his life style had caused his white 8lood cells to take up low-density lipoproteins. These cells accumul8ed in their arteries creating fatty streaks. These streaks enlarged to form an atheromatous plaque. This was made up of deposits of cholesterol, fi8res and dead muscle cells. This 8ulged into the lumen of the artery causing it to narrow so the 8lood flow was reduced. Unfortun8ly for him, the atheroma 8roke through the endothelium of the 8lood vessel, forming a rough surface that interrupted the smooth flow of 8lood. This resulted in a throm8us forming 8locking the 8lood vessel completely. If that wasn't 8ad enough, this happened in his coronary artery preventing 8lood flow to their heart. All in all, the end result was him having a fatal myocardial infarction, five minutes 8efore 8r8king the world record, at Monday, 13 June 2011 at 17:44
It is with utmost sorrow that I report another death or two. Ienzo, 8less her poor little soul, was at a fair, playing the traditional game of 'Find the Needle in the Haystack'. Everything was going well and good until she actually entered the haystack in search of the needle. At that point, pro8lems arose. You see, one of the farmhands had misheard, and inverted the needle:hay ratio, making the game 'Find the Hay in the Needlestack' instead. As expected, when Ienzo approached this 'needlestack', she had a severe allergic re8ction to the single piece of hay, causing her to collapse and die of asphyxiation at Monday, 13 June 2011 at 07:16. Tummer, on the other hand, was cleaning his 8athroom when he stum8led across a rather fine discovery: a large, 8R8K spider, which had taken up residence in the corner of his shower. He was somewhat petur8ed at the perverted implic8ions of the spider's loc8ion, 8ut he did not have long to worry 8efore the spider lept upon him and mauled him to death with its large, 8R8K fangs. Oh well~ As his vision faded, he could have sworn that the spider actually WINKED at him. ToD: Monday, 13 June 2011 at 07:56 Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ was taken into reha8 for his horri8le, horri8le addiction to special characters. After spending the two weeks in detox to have his name returned to something ordinary, the reha8ilit8ion process 8egan. He was to read out altern8ively 'Time Reaper' and 'Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ', with full pronounci8ion for hours upon end. This particular case of character-a8use was so 8ad, not even the doctors at the clinic were a8le to withstand it. Insanity all around, and Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ was free to go, INNOCENT.
I mean, invite him to to an event that she pro8a8ly wouldn't do. I'm asking how his other friends find time to hang out with him.
Death? Of course I can promise you a death. Quite a charming one, in fact. This time from Lilbueno. It's quite a curious tale, you see. This poor, tortured soul was of the pursu8sion that he should not allow his life to 8e ended 8y Kira. Faced with the possi8ility of a Kira-rel8ed death, he instead opted to attempt to t8ke his own life. 8eing a methodical, efficient man, 8ueno made sure not to allow any errors. He prepared a noose on the edge of a cliff, doused his clothes in petrol, and to be certain of success, had a handgun at the ready. He set fire to himself, then lept off the cliff in a 8laze of suicidal glory, shooting himself in the head with his handgun. His 8ody dropped, lifeless. His neck cracked, and his corpse smoldered for hours afterwards. Or that's how it -should- have gone. Instead, the gun missed his head, the rope was severed 8y the 8ullet and the flames were doused 8y the ocean. He was pulled from the ocean 8y a kindly fisherman and taken to hospital, where he promptly died of hypothermia, at Sunday, 12 June 2011 at 17:00:00 as per Kira's directions.
Personally, I'd try to invite him somewhere without her, and spend time with him that way. Are there others in your group? How do they deal...
Round starts at Sunday, 12 June 2011 at 17:00:00
Oh my. What does that mean for you? Do they h8 you, or is everything 8ack to normal?
There's even free viagra provided.
What a formal opening post. Colour me impressed. If you want to talk or ask a question, feel free to drop me a VM. I look forward to seeing you around in the forum. I have a feeling your posts will be interesting to read.
Following this logic, I am Casanova 2.0, the entire female popul8ion lusting after me.
Looks considera8ly more entertaining than the game. I'm almost tempted to try to pick it up now. We get so many rainy days, it's not funny. It could 8e fun. The sun may ruin my fun though.
It's 8een well over a week. Don't slack off on us here. What sort of supporters would we 8e if we didn't hold you to your word?
I prefer the first of the three. The 8rightness of EndWoRLd V1 is lower than the 8rightness of EndWoRLd_V2_Exec_Adjustimus, meaning that the stock is the main thing the eye focuses on. In EndWoRLd_V2_Exec_Adjustimus, I am distracted by the 8right area to the left, and I am drawn away from the stock. The third one has the text made even harder to read, to the point of being impossi8le for the W in World. On a side note, when I first read the thread, I thought you said it was supposed to 8e a GIF, as opposed to a GIFT. I wonder what it'd look like as a GIF?
IIRC, the template 8ug has 8een fixed. Apostrophes are used in the coding of the site, so they have the potential to interfere with stuff if the code is poorly written.
Not a moment too soon either. Now to regul8/upd8 all the popular games released under the old system. Oh, and the 3DS. Can't forget the 3DS.