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Pans are awesome instruments indeed.

Since when are toilet humorfacts inappropriate?

Megan Fox has man hands

therefore, she is a man.

So much fuss about mediocre films.

Told ya.

What if I'm already there?

I don't like text based games, but uuh thanks I guess? xD

M'kay.
First, you go out and buy bamboo seeds. Plant them in your backyard, under a tree that is strong enough to hold two people.
Then, place a frying pan in the oven. Let it get extremely hot, then take it out with a towel or something.
When they return home, catch them by surprise and hit them in the face with it, knocking them unconscious and burning their faces. Next, find a rusty knife. Inscribe the words "WHERE ARE MY CHEERIOS?" on their backs. Then throw a bucket of ice cold water on them, to increase the pain.
Now get some rope, and tie them to earlier said tree. Make sure they're exactly under the growing bamboos. If everything went well, the bamboos have grown already. They are known to grow extremely fast. Get a knife and cut the top of the bamboos at a slant, so it's sharp at the top. Now you wait as the bamboo will slowly pierce your parents till they bleed to death. When they have died skin them to the bone and create furniture and clothing from their bodies. Be creative.

Or you could just go to the supermarket and buy it yourself.

Doctor who?

ITT: People who want more friends on a forum.

I can't even see it as a mouth.

No joke is funny, cancer related or not.

What is wrong with it exactly? I think it's kinda catchy.

The video is okay. The song is not.

I'm not going to judge men, so w/e

I don't see how that's good news. Now yet another person knows we have no life.

You make me look bad. Shame on you.

I envy you, I only sleep about 4 hours a night. But that's just because I always go to bed at an ungodly hour

Oi Lienda. Bella que fa? Bonita, bonita que tal?
But belle, je ne comprends pas francais. So you'll have to speak to me some other way.

That's because it's Nicholas Cage.

what is this i dont even