1. I'm still here as much as ever. 2. Currently five members online, not including you. 3. GAAAAAAAAH
Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ discovered a famous fashion show was coming to a place near him, 8ut he couldn't afford to go. Knowing this and not wanting to miss out on seeing lots of fit girls, he hatched a plan, as he knew the venue. On the night of the show, he clim8ed up the ventil8ion shaft and negoti8ed his way through the air ducts. However he got more than he expected when he stum8led across the dressing room, full of naked hot models. He couldn't 8elieve his luck; he was in heaven! It didn't last long though. The shaft 8roke 8eneath his weight, causing him to fall into the middle of the room. The horrified girls made short work of him. needless to say, he died with a smile on his face. ToD: Wednesday, 15 June 2011 at 16:08 All kills that were not accusation-8ased were name-8ased. Feel free to question at no price.
Hey, mum, I'm off to the movies with my friend's father. I'll 8e 8ack in a few hours!
First, one-minute-long recording complete. http://www.mediafire.com/?qcrcqyn0gf61xba
Actually, scrap the Tsukihime one. It's mostly just 8ad porn. Instead, I'll read stuff from the Death Note thread. I'm thinking I'll scour it for stuff like this gem.
KH2Man is strapped to a chair in front of a computer with a cage containing a ra8id Tasmanian Devil placed strategically near his feet. The cage was set up so that the Devil would maul its way out of the cage and 8e free to attack KH2Man in three hours. KH2Man, on the other hand, was told he'd 8e released once he'd sent out 50,000 spam mails. Today's scientific 8r8kthrough? Ordinary humans under threat from a Tasmanian Devil are 250% more time-efficient than ordinary spam8ots. He escaped with only minor loss of lim8, and was declared INNOCENT. Roxas&Sora4E is logged onto Voxli, alongside Gintasthe8est. The sheer drama released from KHV caused a rip in the space-time continuum 8etween reality and the virtual world, allowing virtual cre8ions to 8ecome actualised. This included the large amount of spam mail KH2Man had recently 8een forced to send out. The majority of the detectives managed to vacate the 8uilding 8efore it completely flooded with various viagra and penis growth messages, 8ut Marcell was not so lucky. He was in the toilet at the time, and didn't see the flood of spam coming until the pipes of the toilets 8urst, suffocating him in unmissa8le offers of half-price viagra and guaranteed-to-work penis sex therapy. Marcell died at Tuesday, 14 June 2011 at 19:50 Roxas&Sora4E was declared INNOCENT
I spy with my little eye, Hannalore. How long have you 8een a QC reader?
Missingno. and the New Game function of the original two Pokémon series. There is no better way to scar a young child than the concept of living creatures 8eing wiped entirely from existence 8y a 8utton press. This got worse when I had a fake game that reset itself every few days. I kept trying to trade the pokémon off, 8ut the fake game wouldn't save or trade them, so they were stuck there to 8e erased. .____. And Missingno was just plain terrifying.
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So why 8e friends with him?
I think you've found the 8est of the Copypasta from there. The rest are fairly lacklustre.
You and the guy, or you and his other friends?
