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  1. Patman
    Apart from the cure spell, Kurt Ziza and the mushrooms are the only enemies which forced me to use magic. I kinda miss the glide ability.
    I agree that the levels should look more like Traverse Town : vast and full of hidden stuff. Proud/Extreme modes allow me to have some real challenges here and there, but the level design are really too straightforward. I know KH games are designed for kids, but when I was a kid games weren' t nearly as straightforward than that (I' m thinking Zelda and Metroid, not Mario). On the other hand FFXIII is a big straight line ... u.u
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
  2. Patman
    Way better than the first one, at least you don' t wait until the end to see something happening, but I wouldn' t say it was awesome either.

    Actually the dog is the only heroic character in the movie. He' s the only member of the family who is aware that there' s a demon and from the moment he figures that out he acts as the baby bodyguard. He doesn' t die but he gets hurt.
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: Movies & Media
  3. Patman
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    awww yisss

    This just CANNOT have been drawn by someone French.
    Since you somehow managed to translate it anyway I guess that makes you the author ...
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Patman
    Technically it' s a "mise en abîme"
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Patman
    If you don' t know that trick (or don' t even know that the print screen button exists) then the only way to figure out what' s wrong is to move one of the existing directories and see there' s a picture of the same directory under it. Even then most people think they have a bug or a virus or something (not everyone is a computer nerd).
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Patman
    You can also use the print screen button in funny ways :
    If one of your friends leaves you alone with their computer just put something awkward on their desktop (like a "homo pics" directory), print the screen, delete the directory, save the printed screen anywhere using paint and then set that picture as the desktop wallpaper.
    Watch your friend go wild as he try to delete the inexistent directory. :stupid:
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Patman
    I was about to post it two hours ago, but given the 2 million viewers I figured it was old news.
    Noticed the fireflower on the bottle at the end ? ^^
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Patman
    I' m French and I traveled to England, Spain and Italy.
    In Italy I mostly saw ruins, and in England, well, cathedrals. Pretty, sure, but we already got plenty of them in France.
    Which leaves Spain. The Alhambra is vast and breathtaking. It' s Spanish-Moslem art, I don' t know if this fits your teacher requirements.
    http://www.spanish-architecture.info/SP-GR/GR-006.htm

    [video=youtube;zxMi5gh7wrc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxMi5gh7wrc&feature=related[/video]
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Patman
    Vladimir Putin would win sending a fake syphilis "scented" valentine card :
    [​IMG]
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Patman
    Last week someone linked the cleverbot in my FF French forum and it was all the rage for a while, even if it doesn' t speak French.

    user : Hi, I' m Patrice.
    cleverbot : So is Wurm Online. <= I' m still wondering where that line came from ...
    user : what do you think of duality ?
    cleverbot : I don't know what that is.
    user : It' s the fact that nothing is wrong nor right, just a mix of the two.
    cleverbot : Ok, so what are you doing?
    user : I' m wondering which part of you is good and which part is bad.
    cleverbot : I think you know that already.
    user : Good point.
    cleverbot : So how long have you been a bot then.
    user : I' m not telling !
    cleverbot : I never said you were lol.
    user : And I'm not indeed, you just seemed to imply it and I humored you !
    cleverbot : Then waste your time WITH me.
    user : What kind of time wasting activity do you have in mind ? [​IMG]
    cleverbot : Your syntax confuses me, could you please rephrase?
    user : What kind of activity do you have in mind ?
    cleverbot : Aren't I asking the questions here?
    user : I thought it was the other way around ... aye aye sir !
    cleverbot : No. It isn't. But if you took the Turing Test, I think you would pass.
    user : Could you rephrase that please ?
    cleverbot : I am what I am, I don't have to be anything more than that.
    user : Which is what exactly ?
    cleverbot : That was childish.
    user : I' m sorry, I' m genuinely wondering.
    cleverbot : What are you wondering?
    user : You' re not the brightest bulb in the box, are you ?
    cleverbot : Who cares now lets talk about horses or else!
    Post by: Patman, Dec 20, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Patman
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    Holy Sh*t.

    Entering this forum was some Hotel California kinda deal ? Oh noooooooooo !!! :why?:
    Lemme out ! Lemme out ! I' m totally sane ! The more I say that the more you smile, how come ?
    Post by: Patman, Dec 19, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Patman
    One of my childhood friend got a crush over her gym teacher, she was 18 at the time and he was 30+. I wasn' t the only one to think this was more than a little creepy, but she seemed serious about it. I didn' t know the guy at all, but she never hided the fact that she liked older guys, she was (and still is) very smart and she seemed serious about it so we never made any comment about it (well, not in her presence).
    Now we' re both 30 and she had two kids with him ! Life is full of surprises ...
    Post by: Patman, Dec 18, 2010 in forum: Forum Families
  13. Patman
    How to beat anyone in FFX (I mean it, anyone) :
    -Call Yojimbo.
    -Give him a million Gils (you' re about to finish the game, you don' t need your money anymore).

    YOU WIN !!!

    Magus Sisters are useful too, but if you have trouble against such an easy boss I guess you have neither Yojimbo nor Magus Sisters. Have Yuna throw white magic spells all the time and if you get in big trouble call one of her summon : most summons can harm Jecht badly. If/when he manages to kill your summon then have Yuna call another one. Honestly if you can' t beat him that way you must be seriously underpowered. Using Booster X as soon as the fight begins would be a good idea, and having your whole team ready to throw a limit break before engaging Jecht can really help too.
    Post by: Patman, Dec 18, 2010 in forum: Game Help
  14. Patman
    Either you' re not getting nearly enough or you have feelings for your dreamy partner ?
    Fun fact, every single potent male on this planet has several hard on during his sleep. Makes you wonder why we don' t dream only of sex, granted according to Freud every single dream relates to sex, he certainly never heard of Fang' s dream. Unless ... :/gasp:
    Post by: Patman, Dec 17, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Patman
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    "Me"

    She' s the one who doesn' t make sense. Either ignore her or underline her stupidness.
    Let' s says she throws a rant because you both like Lady Gaga (for example), just reply "you should patent the fact that you like Lady Gaga, I' m sure all of her fans don' t like her at all, they just secretly wanna be you."

    The mature reaction would be to ignore her though ...
    Post by: Patman, Dec 17, 2010 in forum: Help with Life
  16. Patman
    I did, a few hours ago. It doesn' t fall anymore, but everything' s pretty now !
    Of course in a few days everything will be icy and slippery and I' ll have to walk slowly and carefully (and probably fall. A LOT) u.u

    That depends how you' re dressed. Don' t tell me you were nude ! ^^

    What' s really fun is to watch how pets react to snow. My parents' cat has seen snow many times so now when it snows he just stays indoors, but I' ve seen a lot of funny pet reactions !

    [video=youtube;NrH8RdVBP5A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrH8RdVBP5A&feature=related[/video]
    Post by: Patman, Dec 17, 2010 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Patman
    I don' t know anything about laws, really, but isn' t "hate crime" just a denomination ? I mean whether a murder is a hate crime or not you' d be convicted for murder and the "hate crime" denomination wouldn' t have any impact on your punishment, right ?

    As for your example, if you attack a man BECAUSE he' s black then you attack him for his looks and that qualifies as a hate crime. If you attack someone because he' s Christian then you attack him for his convictions and it qualifies as a hate crime. If you attack someone because he wears a tutu/is overtly gay then you attack him for his tastes, it's as dumb as attacking someone because he likes marmalade and it qualifies as a hate crime. If you attack someone for being racist then you attack him for being a plain moron. Yes, being racist qualifies as a conviction, but science has proven that it' s an erroneous conviction. Science however will never prove that God doesn' t exist nor that being gay (or liking marmalade) is "wrong". Nonetheless, if you murder someone for being racist that' s still a murder.
    Post by: Patman, Dec 17, 2010 in forum: Discussion
  18. Patman
    Didn' t you say you' re learning Japanese ? I learned English playing games and watching movies in English. Trust me, it' s a very effective way to learn while having fun at the same time.
    Post by: Patman, Dec 16, 2010 in forum: Gaming
  19. Patman
    You might wanna google/youtube about the 3DS, we already now it' s gonna be a pretty powerful console (Kojima said the model he used for Snake in the MGS3 demo was closer to the PS3 Snake model than to the PS2 model) If you thought BBS new worlds were OK (as I did) then KH3D will be even better. Actually since the 3DS is way more powerful than a PS2 KH3D should be the best looking KH ever.
    Post by: Patman, Dec 15, 2010 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.8: Final Chapter Prologue
  20. Patman
    Oh alright, it took me some time but I think I get what you' re saying now. The only thing that bugs me is that if your character is as intelligent and rational as you made him then somewhere deep in his mind he just knows that something' s off. It' s not like you can willingly choose a blind spot to your critical thinking. However, mentally changing the subject everytimes it pops up in your mind because it' s a source of uneasiness seems more credible to me. All of this is a lot easier for a child' s mind (apparently not yours ^^) but still, an adult can act that way too, choosing blissful ignorance on the subject. Now that you mention it there has been some things that I' ve purposefully chose to avoid thinking about in my life.
    Post by: Patman, Dec 15, 2010 in forum: Debate Corner