You ignore all the pain in your body and try to get up and steal the game gudie. The emo kid dodges your pathetic excuse for a lunge with ease and mutters something along the lines of expecting you to attempt to steal it, as it was recorded as "a typical thing you would do" in the guide.
You lie there and listen... You don't hear anything... I guess he's told you all he needs to for now.
Oh right sorry been using the wrong words. They are called Spell Counters... The signature card would have to be Endymion, the Master Magician. Or...
unless you haven't figured it out by now, emo kid is Zexion.
How did you not get blown up on your way in? Were you a spy? I got killed by lag in Team Fortress 2 :(
You ask the kid if he is a super saiyan. You're not sure if you're asking him and holding a razor when you do or if you're asking him if he has a razor but you ask about that too. In response he says: "I know exactly why you asked about that." Before you can ask him how he knows he interu- "I know because I am the owner of the game guide. Are you glad you didn't kill me now? Listen up, there's a boss battle coming up and unless you want to find the 6 pieces of the sexforce you need to enter the cheat code of X R2 L3 Square into the console. You got that? Good. Now use those growable ladder halves as crutches to get to the despenser which will heal you up fine."
Comes up with the most random ideas for Roxas to do regardless of what is happening in the plot XD
1. It is. 2. Wait so you do have intercourse like you are on a trampoline? -____- You're doing it wrong.
1. Use your uncles gun to shoot the country you are in. It will deflate and the rules won't count anymore. 2. It's incest based intercourse, not trampolining. As long as you try not to mix the two the boat won't move that much more... The boat rocks back and forward naturally. Make like said boat and start rocking back and forward.
You try to summon Keyblade Spirit... But he's too busy flying/having incest problems to respond. Maybe you should try talking to the kid?
Also Andy lives in an asylum. Woody also got termites. Don't make the mistake Woody did: Use protection kids.
You're on the other side of the gate already. Also your back is hurting so much that you can't pick yourself up without help, let alone open the gate. Why do you guys insist on killing everyone? You do know I put NPCs into the game so you can have a change of pace instead of just interacting with the enviroment and get help with puzzles, right? EDIT: You haven't visted any PokéMarts recently and are out of Pokéballs. Also, your arm is broken in 349 places. Maybe diplomacy is the right angle to take?
It looks like a good card, unfortunately my deck uses magic tokens instead of monster tokens... So yeah I have mainly magician monsters with...
You decide to use the broken pieces of ladder as stilts. Fortunately it turns out that the ladder halves are magical and can grow to whatever length you need them for... just enough to get you over the gate. unfortunately two halves of a ladder does not equal stilts. This means you have to aim the pokey bits towards your face. You can't see a thing! And every step you take leaves your eyes hurting even more. Also you miss seeing a three headed monkey in the sky and Keyblade Spirit Flying. Fortunately You feel your stilts catch on something on the ground - stopping you moving forward. Unfortunately for you physics is not on your side so you start moving towards the ground. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Every bone in your body is aching. Good news is that the ladder parts did not break at all... proving to be extremely sturdy! Also, they return to normal size! Bad news is the thing you tripped over turns out to be a small child with a massive fringe. He looks suprised, and slightly angry. You assume that he's emo due to his fringe and all-black clothing.
Don't you trust me? Would it help if I wrote the truth in red? >:D
Was it that obvious? :P You read me like a book. There were two solutions to the broken ladder puzzle. Alex got them both XD What one do you think will be more entertaining?
I am considering doing this, but question before I do so. Do I say that in front of Keyblade Spirit's uncle or in private?
Well it's a double bluff then, because I put it there to be used but but also for someone to go all Admiral Ackbar on it :P You start hitting the ladder against the lock in hopes of breaking it open. I little voice in your head tells you you should have used a keyblade but then you remember that you haven't remembered what a keyblade is yet... Hey it looked like it worked! It broke! Oh wait... You wanted to break the lock not the ladder... Although it was suprising how easy it was to break the ladder in half... It's almost as if they were meant to serve a function in when in halves from the start...
Thank you; I think the tutorial phase is over. Now we actually try to get a plot going. Also I didn't do any of the other commands because I was in onther city without a computer -____- You (Roxas) go to Twilight Town Mansion, leaving your bestest friend Keyblade Spirit (if you really need him you can summon him to your side) It takes you 3 months, but when you arrive you see high security. Cameras, most likely closed circuit; a heavily locked gate, with a unnecessarily massive lock and in the distance you hear the barking of what you presume are some guard dogs. There is also a ladder leaning against the wall of the gate, defeating the purpose of the lock existing in on the gate.
Fair enough...
