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  1. he's-got-a-heart
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    your mom

    Yep! We say 'Mum' but if you're common you say 'Mam' XDDDD
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. he's-got-a-heart
    PRE-WARNING: THIS IS JUST A BIT OF FUN TO BE TAKEN TONGUE-IN-CHEEK

    OK I'm feeling so immature right now and inspired by the 'Your Mom' thread that I thought it would be cool if we had a joke thread to go with it.

    Post your jokes here. The champion will be crowned next friday!!!

    Here's a few to break the ice:

    'Yo Momma so fat that when she had surgery she bled gravy!'
    'Yo Momma so fat, not even God can lift her spirits!'
    'Yo Momma so fat that she's half Scottish, half Irish and half American!'
    'Yo Momma so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop!'
    'Yo Momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!'
    'Yo Momma so damn fat her belt size is Equator!'
    'Yo Momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised!'
    'Yo Momma so hairy when you were born you got a carpet burn!'


    ETC ETC

    YO MOMMA!!!!

    EDIT!!! VIP!!!: since peeps have been asking, the prize is for the best SINGLE joke, but put more than one up if you like! Winner announced on Friday the 7th Sept because I was in London yesterday just got back sorry peeps so make sure you check back here on Friday! See ya then ^^
    Thread by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007, 32 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. he's-got-a-heart
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    your mom

    lol you all say 'mom' we say 'mum'

    So... Ur Mum!!!!
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. he's-got-a-heart
    Ewww! Bob looks gross!

    Yay! But I see Paul there he's kwel!
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Gaming
  5. he's-got-a-heart
    Just tell Square to hurry up with KH3 and then they can do whatever they like!

    PS I would prefer a FF8 remake, though I doubt anyone else would. I though Square said that they weren't considering making an FF7 remake at the moment in time... They already brought out a movie.
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Gaming
  6. he's-got-a-heart
    Rinoa is the prettiest I think. Aw Rinoa and Squall, they'd just have the cutest babies in history!
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Gaming
  7. he's-got-a-heart
    Squall is just so yummy he wins in my books.

    Did anyone else notice how 'Leon' looked really weird in KH1 but by KH2 he was hot again. Kinda the opposited happened to Riku and Sora though they were really cute in the first one and by the 2nd one they went a little weird.
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Gaming
  8. he's-got-a-heart
    Sora, but you shoulda done a poll ^^

    Yeah Donald is cool too though he was so funny in KH1 but not so much KH2
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
  9. he's-got-a-heart
    You're SPAMming big time you clown :-P
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts News & Updates
  10. he's-got-a-heart
    occ nite nite all it is my bed time here in the UK off to London tomorrow better get some sleep xxxx
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. he's-got-a-heart
    Keeping trying! You can do it! If I can do it you can I'm hopeless I have two left hands.

    There's loadsa strategy guides and stuff to help. If you can't do it at the lower levels level up as high as poss and if that still doesn't work synthesis some power ups and defense ups too.
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
  12. he's-got-a-heart
    'Hehe got rid of that pesk of a brother!' Cloud chortled. 'But where the heck did he go?'
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  13. he's-got-a-heart
    'Oopsie-daisy,' he said in a flowery voice since he'd splashed tea accidently on his new pink jumper that made him look like a cross between Paris Hilton and a gorilla (freakeh!).
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  14. he's-got-a-heart
    And since everyone was gone Cloud helped himself to a nice cup of Earl Grey.
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  15. he's-got-a-heart
    occ I'm back BTW
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  16. he's-got-a-heart
    I don't like digimon they change the plot too often.

    But if the games is good that's alright.
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Gaming
  17. he's-got-a-heart
    occ gotta go now have fun torturing Cloud for me everyone! PS I do like Cloud really!
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  18. he's-got-a-heart
    'Bro' listen. I'm getting really offended so quit it before I rip that tongue outta your throat.'

    occ what a bully!
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  19. he's-got-a-heart
    'You're practically dumping me woman of course I'm gonna kill you before I go all suidical!!!' Cloud yelled
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  20. he's-got-a-heart
    'You're just stupid I'm the one with brains in this family even Grannie said so, so there.' (Even though we all know that Roxas inherited the brains and the looks)
    Post by: he's-got-a-heart, Aug 30, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home