:D Can't help it... *shakes fist* BLAME SQUARE ENIX FOR MAKING IRRESISTBLY HOT CHARACTERS!!! and I imagine poor Vexen is going to be picked on a lot more now. hmmm... the number of fangirls for Zexy and Marly have increased... awesome. They might even surpass Sephiroth. O___O
I know there's a lot of these kinds of things showing up after we've all seen the new KH2FM+ trailer and such... but, meh... I'll just get it over with because it's been in my system since I first saw it. Is it just me or... did Zexion just get hotter than he lets on. XD His voice is... omigod, love it. his eyes, ohhhh his eyes and his hair... flippity, flip. XP I practically fangirl-squealed when I first saw him... very loud and highpitched I might add. I mean, I can't remember the last time I squealed so loud and... let's just say... I was in a state of euphoria... and then as I watched it more, everyone else was cool, Even Marluxia. I used to think he was nothing but a flowerboy pansy but... not anymooooorrreee... XDDDDD I'm sure after this, people will stop portraying Marluxia as a FBP and respect his authoritaaa!!! .................and the hour of horror.... Vexen. I'm sorry but... d00d, VEXY.... Take it dooowwwwnnn a knotch. XD
Holycow... his eyes are huge... and too green... I mean, it totally doesn't suit him. See, Green eyes work well for guys with silver hair and... well shmexy guys with silver hair. I.e: Riku, Sephiroth, Kadaj, etc. It's like his eyes are giant materia!!!
AAAACCCCKKK!!! NAMINE!!! STOP THIS AT ONCE!!! I'M GETTING SICK AND YOU WON'T LIKE A SICK CHIBI XEMNAS!!!" Came the muffled cry. "SAIX, SAVE MEEEEEEE FROM THE DRAWING WITCH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEKKK" he landed on some diaper packages. "....I'm saved! ALL PRAISE THE CHIBI GLORY THAT IS I!!!" he annouced but being chibi... his message didn't get out. "...oh snap." He flew from the pile of diaper packages and climbed in an infants shoe and went to sleep. (baby booties! sooo cuuuute!)
Xemnas: I lika... the chacha... Saix: @.@ Donald: What are they gonna do with the hearts? Axel: I'm not telling. Goofy: what are they going do with the hearts? Axel: Nope, still not telling. Sora: whataretheygoingtodowiththehearts? Axel: okay! I give. you asked me three times, well... umm... they're getting Kingdom Hearts and stuff. Sora: okay... where's Kairi? Axel: You're not getting me to talk. Sora: .....=_= do I really have to ask you two more times? Zexion: Demyx! Your sense of humor, your total disreguard for Nobody safety, your limited edition Se7en trading cards. Demyx: Yep! That was all meeee! Zexion: What's in the box, Demyx, What's in the box!? Demyx: A suprise! Zexion:*opens box* NOOOOO!!! LARXENE!!! *Box explodes in his face, glares at Demyx* ...What the $%#& is wrong with you? (((The first one was from Bruce Almighty, the second was from Austin Powers the spy who shagged me and finally, the last one was from a Smurfs Spoof on Robot Chicken. XD)))
All of a sudden, Xemnas pops out of the dressing room wearing an anti-yaoi shirt over his cloak. "NO CANOODLING BETWEEN ORGANIZATION MEMBERS!!! SAIX, IF YOU HUG MARLUXIA THAT'LL JUST MAKE HIM LOOK MORE FRUITY AND YOU LESS INSANE!!!!" He then turned into a chibi and made a pouty face. "You were better when you were berserk..." and he cried anime tears as he plopped on Saix's head, pounding his little chibi fists on him. (((XD Chibi-Xemmy!)))
Hmm... Augh, there's too many to choose from... let's see... I like Larxene. She is awesome, even though she's completely a sadist. She reminds me of my older sisters for some reason. XD
Xemnas opens the dressing room door slightly and peeks his head out. "Whoever is making that unnecessary racket, SHUT UP! I am planning..." he goes back in and closes the door.
Saix:*walks to Kairi's dungeon.* Kairi: Okay d00d, what am I doing here? Saix:*point to her* you have been chosen... beware this burden that the Superior will cast upon you... the burden of bearing his next Avatar. Kairi: O_o Excuse me? Saix: You are the Great Mother. Kairi: ...................Pedophiles! Every one of you! Saix:*faces off against unknown* Didn't Roxas take care of you? Unknown: Yeah but... umm... *mumbles.* Saix: I'm sory, would you care to share that with the rest of the class? Unknown: SHUT UP!!! *tackles him into the wall.* Saix: ...wtf? Unknown: Saix... I... *takes off hood* I LUV YOU!!! Saix: Wha--mmmphh! Kairi: OMG, THEY'RE MAKING OUT!!! Namine:*holding drawing behind her back* >:) Payback's a b---h. Kairi: Sora... I have something to tell you... I'm Pregnant. Sora: .......................................... *stabs himself with the keyblade... again.* Goofy: Oh my god, Sora killed himself! Donald: you B--t--d!!!
(((ooh, sweet!))) Saix walks through the portal and looks around, it is nighttime and they seem to be at some sort of port. "Hmm..." he looks at all the other villains and gestures to the area around them. "Welcome to Port Royal... wait a minute." upon realizing what world they're in, he looks up at the sky and sure enough, there is a full moon. "OH THANK YOU ALL THAT IS HEARTLESS AND RANDOM!!! I AM ON THE PROMISED LAND!!! WOOT!!!" He then begins to do some sort of ritualistic moon dance. "Numa numa ho! numa numa hey! woot woot!" He lies down on the ground and basks in the moon's light. "Ah... life is sweet."
KH1: Sephiroth CoM:*My friend was playing it but he had something to do so he passed it on to me and he was fighting Larxene so... I kind of took it on from there.* So my favs. Larxene and Marluxia battles. KH2: Axel 2nd fight, 1000 Heartless *if that's considered a boss fight*, Xaldin *challenging*, Xigbar *loved it when it goes to his POV of sniping*, Luxord *cards, flippity-flip XD*, Saix *mesmorized by the how shiny the flames were and laughing because when he threw his Claymore at me, it flew right across Sora's head XD*, and Xemnas fights *tedious getting to him but... gotta love those reaction commands.*
Demyx:*playing Sitar, singing* I'm bringing Zexy back, you other Heartless don't know how to act. Zexion: O_=# All the guys of Organization XIII:*singing* If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you'd like making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for - write to me and escape Larxene:*pulling at her antennaes* MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOOPPPP!!! Xemnas:*playing with paper fortune teller* Pick a color. Saix: Blue. Xemnas:*moves it* B-L-U-E... Pick a number. Saix: 7. Xemnas:*moves it* 1-2-3-4-5-6-7... Pick another color. Saix: Red. Xemnas:*opens tab, reads fortune* You will sleep with the Superior tonight. X3 Fufufufufufu... *lustful glint in his eye.* Saix:*Snatches paper fortuneteller and opens it up* ...They all say the same thing... except for this one. 'Bring the Superior some hotwings from Hooters.' Xemnas: >_> uhh... you can do that too. Saix:*salutes* Aye-aye captain! LOLZ!!!
Aerith, Seph, Cloud, Pridelands, Port Royal, Twilight Town (Sry TT, no dice.) Saix and Xemnas sounded okay, especially Saix. *hugs*, Demyx was just... adorable... adorable and annoying. XD But hey, take what you can get. Mandy Moore and Lance Bass or Mena Suvari and... uhhh... I forgot his name, For Aerith and Sephiroth. and Xehanort... hmm... I was sorta feeling it... nope... lost it... didn't like it.
I 'd thought I'd post a link to my humorous/Torturous Organization XIII fanfic from AnimeSpiral. ^_^ It's up to 25 chapters! I, along with four other authors, have joined together in making their lives completely miserable. I am known as Sin the Dark Priestess but in the fic, I'm just a Dark Therapist hired by Xemnas to... 'Fix' the Organization. Sin has five personalities, two of which are helping her with the loony nobodies and transformable hair, respectively called Angra. (Yes, I know it's from Guilty Gear. XP) But I must warn you. it Contains swearing, cursing, Organization 13 bashing, pyromania and confusing moments also lil bit of yaoi here and there but nothing too extreme, otherwise, I would list it. Enjoy. http://www.animespiral.com/viewstory.php?sid=182624 And here's a link to my Favorite Authors list. Check out Nightmare the God of War, Sky Elemental Master and Kagai's versions of messing with the Organization. ^_^ We make quite the team. http://www.animespiral.com/viewuser.php?action=favauth&uid=14414
I chose Zexion, Saix, Xemnas, Axel, Demyx, Marluxia and Roxas. Zexion and Saix are my top favorites... *shifty eyes* ...well Saix is... *shifty eyes again* ...whaaaat? Lol.
(((Augh, it's been a while. more Ais!))) Ais twisted and turned in his sleep, he was having a dream that he couldn't wake up from. He wanted to but it would not let him. "Let me wake up... I... don't want to be here... not infront of... them..." He suddenly found himself sitting at the end of a long fancy dinner table. across from him sat a middle-aged man and woman dressed fancy themselves. "Oh my, he's grown up to be a perfect man, hasn't he dear?" asked the woman. The man replied. "Indeed, darling." Ais looked at them confused. "Mother? Father? what's... going on?" "You don't know? Oh you must still be tired. Staring at the moon all night, it really isn't healthy for you, Ais." his mother replied. "Well since you dosed off, we'll tell you again. Since you have been so successful in the family and extremely loyal unlike your other siblings, we are choosing a bride for you." Ais fishmouthed. "E-excuse me???" "I'm so excited! Our Ais, getting married. I'm so glad you agreed to this dear." Ais stood up and slammed his hands on the table. "Mother...! You... you can't... do that! You can't just choose my destiny for me! It's... it's..." "Ais, please do sit down or you'll---" "I WILL NOT SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO YOU CONTROL MY LIFE!!!" He yelled, kicking his chair away, it slammed into the wall, shattering it. "I may have taken everything into stride for this long but you have gone over the limit!" "Ais dear, you're overeacting again. Please calm down and listen to us." "Father... you too... do you...?" His parents stared at him with a look that said 'You're doing this whether you like it or not.' He sighed and felt faint all of a sudden then, before he knew it, he was on the floor. He opened his eyes wearily and saw his parents as well as a doctor in his room, talking in quiet whispers. "It's gotten worse doctor. I'm afraid he's reverted to being well... I really hate to say this... berserk." "Does he still look at the moon?" "Everynight, it's like his security blanket or something." "Well I was hoping he'd break that habit by now, has he done anything that would harm anyone around him?" "No, except for today when he kicked the chair... doctor... it shattered when it hit the wall." "...This is truly a mystery... I want to say schizophrenia but... he's still himself..." "So what should we do?" "Let him rest and perhaps he'll be sane the next day." "MY SON IS NOT INSANE!!!" his mother choked out as if she was crying. he hated upsetting her. Controlling or not, she's still his mother. Still his... "I'll do it." His parents looked at him as he stood at the doorway to the living room. "I don't want you worrying about me so... I'll go along with it." They smiled but behind their smiles was an aura of sorrow... and victory. Ais returned the smile, with his hands behind his back, he held his right hand which was covered with a bloody towel. He had punched a mirror in the bathroom that morning. Frustrasted. No... Sad. Not even close.... Spite. It was something else... He awoke with a cold sweat, he looked around the room and saw that it was still night however, the dream seemed like it lasted for an eternity. He looked out the window again to see the moon halfway gone and sighed again as he closed his eyes. "...Forgive me... I didn't mean to..." he went back to sleep, hoping that he wouldn't be plagued with more dreams about what he was fleeing from.
(ooc: Sry, been gone for the weekend.) Xemnas flew in the air and looked around at all the madness again. For some reason, he had finally come to his senses and regained composure enough to be normal again and act his age. "Okay... I did not just go ballistic the minute I set foot into this store..." He then came up with a shocking thought. "WALMART HAS POSSESSED THE ORGANIZATION!!!" He looked over at Axel and yelled, "AXEL! STOP SINGING! YOU WILL ALERT THE RABID FANGIRLS... Yaoi or not... AND FANBOYS!!!!!" He rushed into the dressing rooms, ran into one and locked the door. "I must research the power this... Walmart... possesses. Hmm..."
Saix just rolled his eyes and sat down, folding his arms. "When you girls are done kissing, shouldn't we be fighting the good guys and not each other because I have just as much murderous intent as Ganondorf so..." he trailed off, looking up at the sky. "Oh look, a new species of bird." XD
Lol, this seems fun. I think I'll try. round 2 Axel: Nobody calls me a flaming hedgehog but ME!!! .....and maybe the boy! Roxas: O_O LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!! Demyx:*thinks* I run over children.
