"IT'S STABBY TIME!!!" Xaldin sent 3 of his lances flying at Zexion, being careful not to get Larxene and Marluxia in the crossfire... well he sent another one at Marluxia. After all, his dreads were better than anyone eles's hair in the Organization. XD Xemnas simply stood behind Namine and Saix, arms folded in front of him. He smirked. "Well as long as they don't kill him, that's fine with me. I mean, I am not in the mood to start looking for a replacement number six or promoting anyone." Chibi Devil X.H. sat on his left shoulder and grumbled. "You should let them." Chibi Angel Xehanort sat on his right shoulder and played his harp. "You shouldn't speak or wish ill of anyone no matter how cruel they have been." Chibi Devil X.H. looked over at Chibi Angel Xehanort, "D00d... you're flippin fruity, probably more fruity than Marluxia." and begun to laugh as Chibi Angel Xehanort cried anime tears. Xemnas sighed, he really hated the chibi versions of himself. They made him look bad and as the leader of Organization XIII, it's important to look as intimidating as possible, he and everyone's mother knew that.
(((Yaoi fest but nothing too extreme))) *At a Convention. this actually happened with some cosplayers.* Xigbar: All right... AXEL! I CHALLENGE YOU!!! THE ONE WHO GETS THE MOST KISSES WINS!!! Axel: Cake. *couple minutes later.* Zexion: Omg... Axel wins. He was ahead of Xigbar by one kiss. Xigbar: SO CLOSE!!!! Axel:*smirks* oooohhhh Rooooxxxaaassss... *In a random bar.* Axel: I bet you can't score a date. Xigbar: Can so! Axel: Prove it. *points to a silverhaired woman in black.* Xigbar:*walks up to silverhaired woman in black* Heeey there, you lonely sweetheart? *woman turns around and it turns out to be Yazoo from Final Fantasy VII Advent Children.* Yazoo: What? Me? Lonely? No way. Soon there will be no humanity... WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!?!??! Xigbar: HOLY CRAP, SHE'S A GUY!!! Axel:*on the floor, laughing* CLASSIC XIG!!! Yazoo:*takes out Velvet Nightmare gunblade* Meet you outside. *walks out.* Xigbar: ....at least I got a date. Axel: @.@ Yaaaaoooiiiiii... *Smirks* ooooohhhhhh Rooooooxxxxxaaaassss... Roxas's voice: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *In front of the Usual Spot.* Axel: No means yes and stop means take me, I'm yours. Roxas: Stop following me! Axel: YES!!! *pounces of Roxas.* Roxas: HOMGZ!!! -Xigbar VS Yazoo- Xigbar: Pretty fancy gunblade ya got there sweetheart. Yazoo: =_= I'm a guy. Xigbar: I really hate to fight you, I wouldn't want your perfect beauty covered in gunarrows. Yazoo: =_=# I'm a guy. Xigbar: You know what, let's skip this fight and head back to my place. I'm sure we'll have loads of fun. *winkwink.* Yazoo:*Charlie Brown cry* OOOOGGGGGGG!!! I'M A GUY!
Well, I found a video of the cosplay runway thing. There's even a Mushroom Heartless! Woot! and at 4:59 is when teh HAWT Axel, Selphie, Riku and Zexion come out. They won Best Group Runway and the Mushroom Heartless won Best Use For a Hool-a-hoop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5r-VZzOzQM
I am back. The reason that I was gone for all of last week was that I was getting ready to go to a convention. Naka-Kon baby! Yeah! OMG I had soo much fun. soo many cosplayers! especially KH! I saw a Sora singing One-Winged Angel. He sung pretty good. I saw about three clouds, and three vincents, three Aeris, a Roxas and Namine, I saw Marluxia, two Rikus, A Zexion (she was adorable!) I even saw the most hottest Axel I've ever seen! I also hugged a Xigbar! We were gunner buddies! I have pictures of the con too! When they get developed, I'll post them for all to see. ^_^ ...well... the KH ones at least, the others are just random. but meh... woot!
(((BWAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!! I'm back! YAY!))) Xemnas and Xaldin returned from the bathroom after cleaning up the paint on their cloaks and both were very displeased with Zexion. "I am so going to have my stabby way with that little illusionist." Xaldin growled, his lances floating around him in a circle. Xemnas was equally angry and Chibi Devil X.H., who was sitting on his left shoulder, was cheering him on. "First you'll kill him, then revive him, then kill him again, snap his spine, take his face off with a cheese gratter and throw salt on his face, rip his arm out of the socket and spank yourself with it..." Chibi Angel Xehanort was pulling on his right shoulder, trying to stop him. "Xemnas, don't do it. I'm begging you here." Possibly Chibi Angel Xehanort was probably the only one in the entire store that is relatively sane. Xemnas shook his head. "The Emo must die." As he said this, his hair began to bristle. They finally found Zexion and see what damage he has caused. "Okay then... you insulted Saix, Marluxia, Larxene and Demyx... especially Larxene... VI, you will pay dearly for this." Gods, Xemnas felt like a parent to these crazies but he still had to keep them in order. Chibi Angel Xehanort flew in front of his face, waving his arms frantically. "Xemnas stop this at once!" "No, I will not!" His hair bristled even more. "But... but... YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE THAT MAN FROM DRAGON BALL Z!!!" Xemnas anime-facefaulted as Xaldin, Chibi Devil X.H. and Chibi Angel Xehanort shifted uncomfortably. "eeeewwwwwtttthhth."
Xaldin fell to his knees in despair. Apparently... he was a Gwen Stefani fanboy. "Whhhhyyyyyy..." as he weeped, the wind started to pick up violently. Xemnas glared at him and kicked him in the head. "III, get a hold of yourself! and YOU!" Xemnas pointed at Namine, well he tried to point at her but he only found himself spinning around left and right. He sighed, seeing no point to this and walked up to a nearby mirror and pointed at Namine through it. "Off. Now."
And that's what makes Xaldy a prick... even when you're fighting him.
Don't we all. And on a funny note, as soon as we start laughing, my other friend was playing KH:CoM and apparently we ruined his concentration and he lost... to Larxene. He glared at us and said 'Look what you ya'll did! I almost had her!' my best friend laughed and said 'don't blame us, Gwen Stefani is the one with a keyblade.' XD and we all continued to laugh.
It was pretty windy today... okay, scratch that... VEEERRRRYYY WINDY! I mean, I could barely drive while on my way home from school. my friend called me up on my cell and told me that's really windy too and he said 'Xaldin is being a prick.' ^_^ Because it is the start of March and apparently Xaldin wanted to make an entrance. 3... Lmao
I forgot how long ago the video came out but... I had a random thought when I saw it. I was watching the video with my friends and when it was almost over, it showed Gwen holding a giant gold key with her initial on it and we all bust out laughing. Gwen Stefani is a Keyblade wielder! XDDDDDD and on the cosplay side. I'm waiting to see a Sora cosplayer with Gwen Stefani's giant key. XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3ycR4JQeRw
Fangirls will have a field day with you. XDDDD My hair is sort of like Kairi's only... auburn, longer and parted on the other side. XD
"OH GOD!!! TOO MANY PEOPLE ON MEEE!!!" Xaldin cried, his spine possibly severed. Xemnas nearly choked on his ice cream when Namine tackled him and now he had a little girl that messes with the memories of a 5'5" boy with a key clinging to him. Conveniently, they were infront of the electronics center and in front of a tv. Gwen Stefani's music video "Wind it up" came on. Xaldin threw both Xemnas and Namine off of him and stood in front of the tv. "Gwen Stefani POWNZERS!" As the song was almost over, his eyes suddenly went , but not like Vexen. XD he pointed at the screen shakily. "Superior... l-l-l-loooooook..." it showed Gwen holding a giant gold key with her initial on it. "It can't be!" Xemnas ran up next to Xaldin as well and was like also, still with Namine clinging to him. "....GWEN STEFANI IS A KEYBLADE WIELDER!!!" ooc: :D I couldn't resist. As soon as I saw the video I just had to do it. See for yourself! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3ycR4JQeRw
ooc: thanks. bic: Xemnas feasted on his frozen treat when all of a sudden, he felt a gust of wind and Xaldin appeared right next to him. "...Strange to see you here III." Xaldin looked down at Xemnas then snatched up his Sea Salt Ice Cream and flew away with it. "MINE!!!" He shouted. Xemnas gave chase. "GIMME BACK MY ICE CREAM WINDY!!!" The Chibi Angel and Chibi Devil were holding onto to Xemnas' shoulders for dear life. "This d00d is crazy!" C.D.X.H. cried. Chibi Angel Xehanort nodded and began crying anime tears. "Please stop all the madness! My Chastity is on the line here!" Xemnas then tackled Xaldin to the ground and both wound up in a very suggestive position. Chibi Angel Xehanort lowered his head in shame. "See what I mean?" "Uhh... Sir.... you're on me." Xaldin heaved out. "And... you're hhhheeeeeaaaavvvvvyyyyy!!!" Xemnas took back his ice cream before giving Xaldin a bop on the head. "No one steals from the Superior. Got it memorized." Xemmy grinned, he always wanted to try out Axel's overly used line. XD
Hmm... toughie... I'm caught between Saix's Claymore, Larxene's Kunai, Marluxia's Scythe, Xigbar's Gun lasers, Xemnas' lasers and Zexion's book. ..... ..... narrowed it down. Zexion's book and Xigbar's gun lasers. Well... I have quite the trigger finger when it comes to paintball. XD but.... I'd choose Zexion's book. :D Illusions are fuuuunnn.
Xemnas sighed again. "Great, now even the Waterboy and Flowerboy are beyond-beyond help... I need some ice cream." Chibi-Angel Xehanort stopped arguing with Chibi-Devil X.H. for a moment to conjure up a Sea Salt Ice Cream for Xemnas then went back to arguing. Xemnas blinked and looked at the ice cream in his hand. "...Wow." ooc: Hey, can I do Xaldin also? I just have a random idea of what to do with him. XD
Xemnas smirked at the scene going on with Saix and Zexion. VI and VII were losing their minds but then again... everyone in the Organization was pretty much kooky... especially... himself. Chibi-Devil X.H. poked him on the side of his head with his pitchfork. "Hey, aren't we going to cause chaos and stuff?" Chibi-Angel Xehanort poked Xemnas with his harp. "No, don't make yourself hated more than you already are. Be reasonable about the situation and just accept it calmly. No Violence... no insanity... no.... darkness." Chibi-Devil X.H. took this is an insult. "You got something to say?" Chibi-Angel Xehanort stuck out his tongue at him. "Joe Mama!" Xemnas sighed and flew down to sit down on a shelf, elbows on his knees resting his head in his hands. He might as well just listen to these two argue and not bother with the others. "my god... they are beyond help..."
Xemnas- 30s Xigbar- umm... late 30s, early 40s Xaldin- 32 Vexen- pfft... heh hehehehehe... 35 Lexaeus- erm... 38 Zexion- 16 I'm guessing, or two years older than Riku. Saix- 22 Axel- 19 Demyx- 17 or 18 lil' brat. Luxord- 30 Marluxia- 22 Larxene- 20 or 21 seems reasonable to me Roxas- 20!... naw, j/k. 15. XD
ooc: Sry! I've been busy all weekend and probably won't be on all week. The only time will probably be early afternoon like 1 or so and that's it. XD my comp b class sucks but I love it! bic: Xemnas was pissed... literally. So many insane things happening and betrayel. He had enough. "If this is the way things are going to be... then... I shall have my revenge!" He reverted back to normal from his chibi form and flew high to the ceiling of the store. He looked around and smiled sadistically. He summoned up as many red lasers as he could and raised his left hand in the air. "....Nothingness is eternal..." When he was about to destroy the entire place. (well... half of it is already demolished. XD) A chibi Xehanort with angel wings, a halo and carrying a harp popped up on his right shoulder. "Don't do it! It's not worth it!" Xemnas lowered his hand and looked at the angel of reason. "...okaaaaayyy... this is creepy." A chibi Xehanort's Heartless (X.H. for short. XD) popped up on his left shoulder with devil wings, horns and tail, carrying a pitchfork. "Don't listen to him. Darkness is power, darkness is eternal, darkness darknes darkness darkness darkness..." Xemnas and chibi-angel Xehanort stared at chibi-devil X.H. like he was crazy... which he is actually. Xemnas then looked at chibi-angel Xehanort. "I can't believe my Heartless is so obsessed with darkness." Chibi-angel Xehanort nodded. "I can't believe you're so obsessed with Kingdom Hearts." And as a random moment, chibi-devil X.H. said, "I can't believe it's not butter.... darkness darkness darkness darkness."
Assemble the masses, we will preach to the world of our fanatical devotion to the Zexion and Marluxia hotness!!! Lol. XD j/k.... oh my goodness... I think they may have overpowered my fangirlism to Yazoo from FF7AC. O_O I must come up with new petnames for them!
Maaaaybe... I mean, come on, he's a scientist... he has access to those kinds of things. XD
