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  1. Aragorns
    @DT:Good point.

    *reads stardust extremes latest post*
    [video=youtube;Dtq9ak_iBbQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtq9ak_iBbQ[/video]
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Jafar's whatevers?
    You mean the Ghouls?
    ... there all dead. There was barely enough of them to call a squad, much less an army.
    Please, if I summon an army, then I make it completely obvious that it's an army.
    I might even put IT'S AN ARMY in giant oversized capital letters.
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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    I don't remember three different armies...
    I only remember the gunmen and a couple of bosses.
    Then again...
    *thinks on what has been said*
    Oh my gosh, you're right!
    *does not post for long period of time*
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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    We have, I just have no idea what he's doing.

    I'll slow down posts then. In the meantime, I think I'll do something to occupy myself. Besides, most my posts aren't too plot relevent unless your name happens to be ArosFarron, in which case, totally plot-relevent.
    Right up until Jafar comes in.
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Behold, the awesomeness that is Jafar!
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    "You're only seco--"
    We get it.
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Mordred nodded, and they continued on there original course... however, he got the sense that something odd was about to happen.
    And he was right...

    MUSICAL NUMBER TIME!!!

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    It seemed that they had defeated Jafar... but then he reappeared. Completely ignoring Sora's sad attempts to question him, he clapped his hands and music started playing...
    [video=youtube;1ECkDg7uNr8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ECkDg7uNr8[/video]

    He did a little dance before finally starting...

    "I must admit, you're parlour tricks are amusing!"

    Zidane attempted the move he'd done previously, only for Jafar to shoot him with his staff. Tina/Terra who tried some magic on him, but found she couldn't cast any.

    "I bet you've got a bunny under your hat!"

    He lifted a hat off her head and a giant bunny landed on her. Edge charged at him.

    "Now here's your chance to get the best of me! Hope your hand is hot!"

    Edge suddenly found himself as a card in a deck held by Jafar.

    "C'mon, Edge! Let's see what you've got!"

    He threw the cards away and Edge came out of it and landed face-first into the ground.
    Rydia then tried some of her Thundara magic on him, but it seemed to bounce right off.

    "You try to slam me with your hardest stuff, but your double wammy isn't up to snuff."

    He grabbed her chin and threw her through a mist of red clouds.

    "I'll set the record straight, you're simply out of date, you're only second rate!"

    When she came out of the clouds, she'd aged by alot, but she quickly went back to her original age. Zidane tried to strike him again.

    "You think your cats a meanie, but you're tigers tame!"

    He made a flaming hoop that Zidane went through... and turned into a cat. Tina turned him back, but then she found herself on a giant stool with a schoolboard infront of her.

    "You've got alot to learn, about the Magic game!"

    The stool turned upside down and she fell into a giant version of his hand, along with the rest of the hero's.

    "So for your education, I'll reiterate! You're only second raaaaaate! Hero's cower, at the power, in my pinky!"

    They scuffled away and found themselves back-to-front with a giant thumb.

    "My thumb is number one on every list!"

    The thumb suddenly turned into Genie Jafar.

    "But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible, put me to the test!"

    They suddenly found themselves in graves duck out by his fingers.

    "I'd love to lay this rivalry to reeest!"

    They got out of the graves, and they each performed there strongest moves on him.

    "Go ahead and zap me with the big suprise! Use Reverse Gaia, cut me down to size!"

    Which is what Zidane did... or tried to do, at least. A giant cake suddenly appeared and Jafar burst out of it.

    "I'll make a great escape, it's just a piece of cake! You're only second rate!"

    Trap door's opened beneath them and they fell onto some stairs.

    "You know you're hocus-pocus, isn't tough enough! And you're Blitz Ace dosn't measure up!"

    The stair's started moving towards Genie Jafar sitting on a giant throne, the steps burning when they hit it, therefore, they run in the opposite direction.

    "Let me pontificate, upon your sorry state, you're only second rate!"

    He zapped them down the stairs. They were faced with a giant domino of Jafar.

    "Zaba-caba-dabra!"

    They ran in the other direction, only to be faced with an image of Yeul... except when she turns around, it turns into Caius with Jafar's face.

    "Caius gonna grab ya!"

    They start running again, with Jafar behind them.

    "Alakazam-da-mus! And this things bigger than all of us!"

    He zapped them, which sent them in different directions. Edge ran between a whole load of Jafar's.

    "So spare me your tremendous scare, you look horrendus in your underwear!"

    Hands pulled down Edge's underwear. All the others suddenly found themselves as mannequin pieces.

    "And I can hardly wait, to discombobulate!"

    They were thrown back together as full people and put in shipping crates.

    "I'll send ya back and packing in a shipping crate!"

    The crate's exploded and they all found themselves on a plate on a stick.

    "You'll make a better living with a spinning plate!"

    They all dropped off it as he spun it and found themselves in an orb.

    "YOU'RE ONLY SECOND RAAAAAAAAAATE!!!"

    It was official, they were trapped in Jafar's orb... of course, however, Jafar had ignored Shepard and Sora. Shepard shot the orb and it cracked open, and the hero's fell out.
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Mordin stopped Ashe somehow. "Commander went alone for reason. Told me to tell you not to follow. Must continue with original objective. Shepard will be fine. Always is." Mordred had to decide... and he remembered something from a brief dream he had before Ashe woke him up.
    "... Shepard didn't want us to follow, I'll respect that. Mordin's right. We must press on towards the castle. Chances are, he's helping some others."

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    The Abomination started to rumble. "THIS GONNA BE MESSY." It exploded.
    Jafar looked completely gutted. "What!?... Hang on." He turned to face Charade. "Who the f*** are you?" He then received an invisible slap for language. Then he received a whole lot of abuse from some teenage boys with weird weapons.

    SOMEWHERE ELSE

    What happened to the group put with Richard the Warlock, you say? Well... let's sum it up like this...
    Cheese happened.
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
  12. Aragorns
    Bushy is the official godmod of the RP.
    Steve? is a Minecraft guy.
    Probably best that we not get involved in the conversasion...
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Mordred got up and looked around. Mordin came up to them. "Commander gone. Felt calling opposite direction. Left Mordred in charge." Mordred looked a bit shocked. "He... did?" "Yep." He thought for a while, then he sighed. "Well, we should probably get moving then. I hope the Commander's alright." He got up. Mordin loaded his guns.

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    Jafar summoned a shield to block Edge's attack. "Stupid boy. You really think you can take on me? The most powerful sorcerer in the woooorrrld!" He threw the shield at him to push him back.
    In this gap, the Abomination was vulnerable... however, Darion started to heal him... then shots were heard.
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    You can fight like a Krogan
    Run like a leopard
    but you'll never be better than
    Commander Shepard
    Darion was hit several times, he then conjured up a portal and disappeared. Jafar was distracted with Edge and Zidane, saying stuff about "I AM THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN ALL OF DAMNED DISNEY!!!" So Shepard shot the Abomination in the head a few times. "Get him now!"
    "NOT GOOD!" Was all the Abomination could say.
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
  14. Aragorns
    Making a new reserve...
    Sheogorath - Daedric Prince of Madness.

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    Blackheart.
    Tali'Zorah vas Normandy.
    Villain 01 - DW.
    Spyro the Dragon.
    Captain Jack Sparrow.
    Sparks the Dragonfly.
    Poison Ivy
    Jason Bourne
    Arthas the Lichking
    Andrew Ryan
    Artix Von Kreiger
    Drakath the Lord of Chaos.
    Gravelyn
    Kronos.
    Catwoman.
    Two-Face.
    Mr. Freeze.
    Scarecrow
    Zeus.
    Hades.
    Poseidon.
    Nico Di Angelo
    Jaina Proudmoore
    Takanuva(unless someone else wants to.)
    James 'Jimmy' Raynor
    Sheogorath - Daedric Prince of Madness.
    ????
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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    The abomination used it's Flail to trip up Tidus. It's a good thing Zidane used Tifal Flame when he did, or else Tidus could've ended up missing a couple of limbs. Jafar, however, cast a Cura spell on the thing. Then it turned it's attention to the others.
    It struck at Yuna with it's large cleaver. "ME SMASH YOU!" Whenever he became too injured, Jafar used Cura or Curaga on it.

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    Mordred didn't need to think about it, he immediately said. "I will never leave you Ashe. I promise." He wrapped his own arms around her and held her close. Then, he fell asleep, his head against hers.
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Roxas
    The Doctor
    Ansem
    Xion
    Joker
    Shephard
    Vanitas
    Hope
    Darion
    Percy Jackson
    Luke Castellan
    Jafar
    Nixio
    Demyx
    Cloud Strife
    EDI
    Zexion.
    Xigbar.
    Richard the Warlock
    Genesis Rhapsodos.
    Captain Hector Barbossa.
    Terra.
    Teridax Makuta.
    Roodaka.
    Vezok.
    Hakann.
    Harley Quinn.
    Eleanor Lamb.
    Mordin Solus.
    Squall Leonhart.
    Two-Face.
    Zack Fair.
    Sgt. Derek 'Frost' Westbrook.
    Elisha Kiki
    Ezio Auditore da Firenze
    Don Michael Corleone.
    Mordred
    Jason Grace.
    Larxene
    I'll update my reserves list later.
    Post by: Aragorns, Jul 12, 2012 in forum: Retirement Home
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