Part one was pretty inside-jokey, all that happened was we went to Rosey's house and some other stuffz. Edits: RRMS lol nice title to your story >.< (there is a moment of silence) Orange: ROSEY..WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Rosey: Umm, well, I'm having a party.. Jelly: YEAH, A KH-V PARTY THAT WE WEREN'T INVITED TO! Rosey: Well, that's because.. GX: We're here to stay now, Rosey, there's no getting rid of us. (he moves towards her to feel her PGPGPGPG) Rosey: Well like I was saying, the reason you weren't invited was because we knew it was Natz's 16th birthday and we thought she wouldn't be allowed, and also Ohio and Florida are both really far away from CO.. Orange: Mish is here, I don't think that is a problem.. Rosey: Umm..Well...*bites her lip* LOOK ORANGE THERES A TRAY OF FOOD OVER THERE AND IT HAS ORANGES!! (Orange runs away) Jelly: Food? JELLY IS HUNGRY!! JELLY NEEDS TO EEET! (Jelly runs in the same direction as orange) GX: Looks like were alone, my beautiful home skillet biscuit. Rosey: Alone besides the 70 other people in the room. GX: But they're all at least 3 feet away. Rosey: gtfo me, GhettoHor. GX: Nice idea for a name. (another part of the room) Jordie: Seriously, American houses are ridiculously huge. Why are they so big? How could you possible even NEED that much room? Mish: I could think of things to do. But that's not the point of America. The best things here are Burger King and the surprisingly vast availability of condoms. Kitty: Condoms aren't any easier to get here than they are- Mish: Oh no, I'm talking about flavoured condoms. I once had boysenberry and it was very pleasurable, the entire time his junk smelled like pie. CtR: If these amazing flavors are only available here and this is your first time in the country, when did this happen? Mish: On the cab ride here. (another part of the room) Sora 13: So Rosey, what's it like living in a ridiculously huge house in the middle of CO with access to anything you ever want ever? Rosey: Umm.. Sora 13: Are there volcanoes here? Rosey: What? No..? Sora 13: What about earthquakes. Rosey: Well I've never.. (Suddenly, there is a rumble and you can see lava sprouting out of something in the distance.) Rosey: WHAT THE PGPGPGPG? Sora 13: I swear, I didn't..! Rosey: It's okay, I think the walls are lavaproof- Sorax: Why get lavaproof walls if you didn't know a volcano was near? GX: Rosey's ridiculously wealthy so she gets everything that's available. Rosey: That doesn't matter, whoever is closest to the door needs to lock it. (Rosey turns to door) Rosey: Xaldin, lock the effing door! Xaldin: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOCK THINGS!!! Rosey: Sammy, you do it then! Sammy: I can't, we're not in the Spam Zone! (Kitty walks over and locks it for them) Kitty: EVERYBODY GET UNDER A TABLE! VGN: But there's only one table here. Rosey: WE CAN ALL FIT! GO! (Rosey tackles VGN, forcing him to go under the table, where she does not get off of him. Everybody else goes under there as well.) Coco: We better not get stuck in here, I will NOT be stuck in America. Forsaken: If we get stuck in here I'm suing orange for copyright infringement. Orange: Well, it's not like there's a murderer on the loose. (A girlish scream is heard) Forsaken: THAT BETTER NOT BE.. Vivi: No, it was just me. Sorry, there was a spider. Forsaken: VIVI WAS IN MY STORY TOO! OH, ORANGE, YOU ARE SO SUED! Orange: wtf.. *INSERT EARTHQUAKE HERE* *EARTHQUAKE ENDS BUT ROSEY CONTINUES TO FORCE EVERYONE UNDER THE TABLE* (another area of the room) GX: SPLIT OMG I LUFF YOU J00R MY IDLEE! Split: As I should be. GX: LIKE CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO MAKE THE HAWT SIGZ? Split: Not if you're going to ask me like that. You see, if you're trying to talk like a noob, beginning the sentence with like could be an option, but not in your context, you should have spelled it "liek" rather than the correct spelling.. You spell 9 words in a row correctly and that's just unacceptable, noobs can only go at least 3. Your z substitution for an s is a wise choice, but the lack of effort put into makes me think you should try harder next time. Maybe you should use some more symbols to make it less legible and more noobish. Darky: Once again, weird CnC. Forsaken: SUING SUING SUINGGGGGGG. Orange: STFU FORSAKEN. Rosey: Guys, shut up, there's lava outside. Darky: Lava means absolute quietness? Rosey: YES. *slaps* (SJ walks in the door) SJ: hih rofsy. Rosey: Zack, before I say any more, are you drunk? SJ: yase, vry. spuer bwol praty. Orange: DEJA ****ING VU. Jelly: HOMO ****ING FABER. Orange: *whips rosey* Rosey: WTF! Orange: Sorry I just wanted to see what it would look like in real life and not just an emoticon. *pause* JedininjaJZ: ABortION Is WRONg OKAy??!?!?!?? WTF AL BABEIS R ALIEV THEY HAEv GILS11!!111!1 WTF LoL ABorTIOn IS MUrDER THiS Po3m IS RIGHt U GUYs R WRONG!!!1!11 OMG WTF Split: That was incredibly well practiced noob talk, I have respect for that. GX: Hmmph, it wasn't that great. Kitty: I'm bored with this table nonsensicalism. I'm going upstairs. (kitty leaves and at one all of the other sistahs follow her to a bedroom. No words are spoken.) Jelly: I wonder if they're going in the room where that bed has those wonderful liquids on it. Orange: What are those called anyway? Jelly: Ohio sex ed ftl. GX: I ARE GENI-ASS! Orange: YOU ARE HOR! Rosey: Let's focus on the real problem here now, shall we? Muffin: Which is..? Rosey: You're all trapped in my house? Muffin: Oh, THAT problem. Sora13: I'm gonna go cut. Everyone: EMO. Sora 13: I'M NOT EMO! (everyone pushes the curtains aside to reveal lots of lava. There is about 6 inches of room at the top of the window, where you can see debris on top of the lava and obviously decipher which houses were lavaproof) Rosey: This may be a problem. Orange: You do have enough bedrooms...right?...RIGHT? Rosey:....run now and you'll get first dibs. (everyone races upstairs) (Orange and JB manage to get a room with a double bed and shut everyone else out) Jelly: HOMG. What the hell just happened? I think I might have broken off somebody's arm for this room. Orange: I didn't even know it was you in here, it just looked kinda vacant so I came in. Jelly: Well that's lucky. *plops on the bed* We probably won't be leaving here for a while. (orange plops on the other side) Orange: yeah...LOOK WE GOTS A TV! GX: YAY WE CAN WATCH PR0N!! Jelly: That's not what I had- WTF GX HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? GX: Came in first and hid under the bed. Orange: WTF. YOU DIIE NOW. -a different room- Unknown voice 1: The whoresome foursome sucks. UV2: Yeah, they're pretty ghey. UV3: I don't really care about them. They're not worth our time. UV1: Well we're trapped in here and there room is right across from ours. UV4: We might as well have some fun. Anyone got any condoms? Let's play a trick... *LAUGHTARRRR*
DO YA DO YA DO YA DO YA? KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN DOIN TO MEH? RUBAY RUBAY RUBAY RUBAHYY
I got bored today >.> Yes that's my demented hand..you can see remains of orange nail polish. And the middle finger is demented because of a steak knife injury I received last month..you can kinda see the scar. And my scanner sucks. Buttt I made teh charlie things cuz I waz br0ed in class.
i lik just beet it on medium omgz im the best on the hole forum do i win
is Henry Gale from Minnesota
Is Eager McBeaver. ...Remember that?
is NOT Caleb. That is all.
We've all spammed for 900 pages of threads. wtf.
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No effing way am I gonna accept that he's dead. He's alive, he's just going swimming several feet under water with no oxygen. :3
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY OMGZ YOU'RE 16 GO DRIVE SOMEWHERE.
The Random Adventures of the Whoresome Foursome I wrote this, like, super randomly on a spare notebook at school. LOL It's mostly stuff that came up in Convos with GX and Nazzzi but It'll get funny after this chapter I suppose. It's pretty lame. PS- HB, your part was Rosey's suggestion. There will be about 27 more people in part 2. (On the way to a club for Natz's 16th Birthday) GX: Orange, i.lov.u.4.evr. Can I have your V-card? Orange: Wtf. Nuuu. JellyBeingz: GX, I'll sleep with you, I've got no V-card. GX: 8D Orange: Are we thar yet? Mah legs r getting tarrrd. GX: Premium Sex 8D. Orange: STFU. [in the clubz] Orange: So...hai. Jelly: Well gawd hello there. Orange: Stop talking like a ******. Jelly: I'LL TALK LIKE A ****** IF I WANT TO, GAWD! (pause) Orange: Are you gonna get a drink? GX: IMMA BUY YOU A DRAAAAAAANK! Jelly: OOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOO GX: IMMA TAKE YOU HOME WITH MEE Orange: JUST GET HER THE DRANK, Er...Drink. (GX goes to the bar) HB teh bartender: What can I get you for? GX: I'd like a drank. HB: I realized as much, I meant what kind. GX:...The drank kind. HB: You don't know any drinks do you? GX: YESS I DO, I WENT WITH MY MOM TO THE STORE ONCE, I WANT A .. PEACH! HB: That's a flavor, not a drink. GX: You're so meeean! T_T HB: Gtfo, kid, you're not ready for the epic barz. GX: But-b-b-but, HB: *slamz doors* (GX walks back to where Orange and Nazi are sitting) GX: I didn't know bars had doors. Orange: You didn't get her a drink, did you? GX:...maybeh. Jelly: GHEY. GX: WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY? YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SING IN JAPANESE FOR YOUU! Orange: Oh, gaw- GX: NAGARERU TOKI NO NAKA MATATAKU SETSUNATEKI KIRAMEKI O!! Orange and Nazi: *facepalm* GX: ARE YOU TURNED ON? Orange: No. Let's blow this popscicle stand. Jelly: This place stings worse than my mother's abandonment. (they leave) Orange: Where do we go now? Jelly: SWEET CHIIILLD~! Orange: Stop quoting songs from guitar hero. Jelly: RUBY RUBY RUBBY RUBBAYYY! GX: I'm too ghetto for guitar hero. (They walk past a burning building.) Orange: THE FLAMES!! THEY'RE ORANGE!! Jelly: Scandalous! GX: Is that a person in thar? (They run in) (Ian...[Kingdom Glory] is there) Orange: IAN! WTF ARE YOU DOING?? Ian: Winning at arson. Jelly: IDIOT! GX: iFail! Whose house is this? Ian: Lithy's. GX: PSHHHH... who would..heh..burn Lithy's house? Ian: You paid me- GX: LIES! Orange: Does this have anything to do with the fact that Lithy liked me and Na- GX: GTFO THE BUILDING IS BURNNNINGGG! (they go out) GX: Let's not call the cops. Ian: agreed. Orange: Why? GX: *Shrugs* just because... (They all agree and continue) (Madi comes up behind them) Madi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (They all turn around) Madi: GUYYZZ! Why are you here? Orange: It's the nazi's 16th b-day. Madi: So you came to Colorado..? Jelly: My plan!!! We were actually planning on stalking Rosey a bit. Orange: I looked at her schedule and say that she'd be home today. Jelly: Stalker. GX: Hmmm..Premium Sex 8D Orange: what was that? GX: Nuuuthing. =D Madi: CAN I GOO WITH YOU? Jelly: What the frick do you think this is, The Wizard of Oz? Madi: But, buut... Orange: Fine, whatever, Ian's already tagging along anyway. Ian (fiddling with a flower that he found on the side of the road): ...what? Jelly: Fine, come on. Man, this is so ghey. Madi: Weeee're off to see the- (Nobody joins in and she stops; everyone continues.) Orange: So why did you come here? Madi: Oh, I was in for a secret Deth Nowt convention that only true fans fot invitations to, it's estimated that only around 35 people will- ( A group of people dressed as L walk past: there are about 60 of them) Jelly: Where is Rosey's house, nao, Miss Stalker? GX: Orange: How do you manage to use emoticons irl? GX: You're so hott, I can't help myself. Orange: Fack you. GX: You know you want too. Orange: >:| Jelly: Iowannna stalk Rosaaay~! Orange: Okay jeez fine. It's this way. GX: Staaalkkeer. Orange: STFU. Jelly: Scandalous~ GX: Orange why don't you love me? Orange: We're heeeere. Everyone: O_O GX: Rosey's house is POPPIN'! Jelly: DAMMMMM I wonder what she's doing. Orange: Well duh, she's having a freaking party, hor. Jelly: LETZ CRASH ITTT! GX: I wonder if she's got any hawt friends. Orange: JUST GO INN!!! ... GX: Where's Ian? *crickets* Jelly: Who cares, lets just go meet all Rosey's friends and crash her party. Orange: WHAT FUN! (They go in) (Everyone ever on the entire forum from the whole world ever is there. Like, everyone. Ever.) xDDD Part 2 will be so much better. Epic partyz. Thanks for reading my lameness.
Kitty and I have concluded that Max is in fact the product of Goofy having an affair with Daisy. Max had an operation at age 3 to cover up his half-duckness from the world. We will be suing Disney for lying to young children. We are......justice. For more information, purchase the new game, "Sora's Ark" available for Ps3. 8D
Has some pronunciation problems. He pronounced Vivi like vivi, as in, how it sounds when you're saying vivian just without the ian, and he pronounced Tummer like Tumor. xD Go learn how to talk.
You talk like a ******.
Okay. I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever get it on, hug, kiss, touch, or do ANYTHING SEXUAL OR RELATIONSHIP-LIKE WITH GHETTOXEMNAS. EVER. unless this one thing happens but this one thing probably never will happen so I'm okay.
Kitty's an illegal virgin. Go arrest her.
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Didn't know what 69 meant. So I explained it to him over msn...:sweat:
It's 8 seconds long, idk why everyone's freaking out about it. http://media.putfile.com/RAP-81-78
