I dare ye to name as many of these as you can:
I do not hate you. This was not created by me. It was created by someone else on a different site. By which rules 1 & 2 refrain me from explaining further, though here is a very helpful article on the matter: (Caution, more language.)
Apparently, you guys do not recognize memes. Here's the full story below: (Beware young children in the audience, for there be language in this post) -------------------------------------------------------- Hey ******s, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, ******ed, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ******s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my *****