fine "lucario sits impatiently in the office waiting to register"you owe me itachi"itachi outside waiting to beat up lucario."
"lucario b@#%$ slaps itachi and pulls his hair which came off easily showing itachi is bald"
lucario dances randomly to the sound"la de da de da"
where do i sign up "lucario slaps itachi with a really long fish"
lucario does unmentionable things to itachi...but realizes that this is reality and gives him a swirley and switched saskue with orochmaru as his roommate with an administrators computer scaring itachi with horrible saskue photos. lucario laughs menacingly"mwuahahahahahahahahahahaha."
"lucario comes up and trips itachi and sits on his back so he cant get up"