WOOOOO **** YEA ,l,,l nice song by LORDI I HAVE JUST SENT AN ANNOUNCER FROM THE BOOTH TO ASK GEX WHATS UP..... *announcer arrives near Gex* Announcer: Gex whats going through your mind RIGHT now in the UNDER DOME?
THIS ADVERTISMENT BATTLE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ZEXIONS HAIR GELL "the hair gell-of-nothing" AND CHEESY POOFS! I LOVE CHEESY POOFS YOU LOVE CHEESY POOFS IF WE DIDNT EAT CHEESY POOFS WE'D BE LAME! and now on to some OTHER STUFF YOU MAY CARE ABOUT! oh nothing just a little bit of...LORDI!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdItwaLrv1U
I GUESS WERE SEEING SOME ACTION AS GEX BUILDS UP SOME ZOMBIE HANDS! BUT WAIT...... WHERE THE HELLS LARXENE!?!? if she aint here SHE'LL PROBABLY BE DISQUALIFIED AND IT'll BE AN EASY WIN FOR GEX!
WERE GUNNA GET THIS PARTY ON PRETTY QUICK SOON SO GRAB A SEAT if theres any... AND WATCH the fight of an AFTERLIFE TIME AS THESE TWO BATTLE IT OUT oh yea btw.... watch out for any wheather patterns because THERES A ****ING STORM *****ES!! so grab some pop-corn, the soda, the ANYTHING YOU NEED TO FREAKING SURVIVE AND REMEMBER!!! to enjoy the show...IM XAMBALA HERE IN THE DJ BOOTH AWAITING TO SEE THE **** BATTLE WHILE PLAYING DIE MOTHER****ER DIE BY DOPE EXACTLY WHEN IT STARTS....
it's cool,maybe when you when youll have that same intensity again, watch out out there you dont want the electricity to electricute you directly or youll ****ing SHATTER!!!, welp good luck out there i'll be playing a special song up top so go out THERE AND KICK SOME THUNDER ***** ASS!!! *smacks back, and sneeks up to the DJ room* YO YO YOOO *****ES, XAMBALA'S AT THE WHEEL AT THE DJ REEL ,l,,l TONIGHT FOR A SPECIAL MAIN COURSE OF THE BATTLE, WE HAVE, THE LIGHTNING LUNATIC LAAAAAARXENE......AND HER OPPONANT "THE DEAD-MAN THE GUY WHO DIED AND DIED AGAIN! GEEEEEEEEEX!
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO THAT LATER MAN!!! YOUR UP!!! *starts pushing him towards the arena massaging his back for the big fight* YOU GOT THIS DUDE!, YOU GOT THIS!, use the strategies wisely and you'll do GREAT!*whispers a bit to Gex* "I hated that ***** anyway".....BREAK A LEG MAN! ,XD ,l,,l......o_o serioussly.....
hmmm.....well, i spose it just goes to show how wrong a person is by first-look...*extends hand and shakes* as you said before, you said you would give me a reward of helpfullness....an I.OH.YOU. as it were....hmm.....lets see....can you find my somebody?!
oh btw im a dude.....you said she....
well.....if you catch her off gaurd in any situation......you could use the zombie arms to drag her down....the zombie arms may contain blood but that blood will be contucted into the ground.....think of a battery being used many times and slowly being sapped at this point.......you feel me? HA OF COURSE NOT
hmmm....i got a better idea on how he can take her down....should anyone care to listen?
*smacks face* w/e.....i tried to give you your weeknessess so you can correct them.....but w/e, if you dont want my LOGICAL help i dont care thats YOUR choice not mine.....and btw....almost everyone here is damn near kicking your bones without care......so if you need me to train you just ask and not have to **** with me ok?....id start making up a quick decision if i were you though....your match is firing up pretty quickly....
HA! you obviously dont know what they do ONCE LIGHT AND DARKNESS ARE TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME!......anyway, thats beside the point......like i said before i died i was pretty much very tactical, and w/e you say about bones being so ncalled CONDUCTED by water.....thats bullshit....iv'e electricuted bones before and wanna know what happened? they were nearly destroyed and dude if your fighting up a ***** that uses the power thats impervious to yours YOUR gunna be the one who does nothing with nothing....so WATCH WHAT YOU SAY TO THE GUY WHOS TRYING TO HELP YE.......
really? its a good thing my powers are time and nuetrality (darkness and light)
wanna know what else bones dont have? MUSCLE! *instantaineously breaks bones and is still on surface ground* and yea, electricity is pretty much continueous energy and heat...and we ALL know what extreme heat and energy do....your bones are pretty much as helpfull as a lightning rod in a thunderstorm.....
hmmm....boney hands.....thats it?!.....*smacks face* ok....i'll tell you RIGHT now your in SERIOUS need of training dude.,....those lightning bolts will shatter everybone you throw at em....
btw the training i just went through made me shatter that rock, it counts for SOMZETHING yknow...
HA! *smacks the back of that guy* THATS IT!? shooot man THATS TO EASY! what powers you got?
EH! wait a min....what do YOU need help with then?*he said, putting down the wheights*
pffft speak for yourself, i just ate like a hella lot of buckets full of crab and im still....hmmm....maybe you do have a point there.....****!....well ****.....guess i'll have to find some other source of compactable power.....****......lets see....if I need some kinda power......****......just not to much or it will currupt me....then again, i dongt get currupted much anyway......**** THE FOOD I'M GUNNA TRAIN MY ASS OFF ANYWAY! *starts lifting wheights* LIVE! TO! WIN!!!
