What do terrorists like to say?
doesn't use Vimax pills
haha!! These shoes are 300 ****ing dollars. LET'S GET'UM!!
smokes 24/7
Aww...thanks!! but that's a complete lie...I am SO annoying, you can't even imagine, lol. Has absolutely no friends
Ix-nay on the upid-stay. -Zazu from Lion King Who are you callin' upid-stay? -Hieyna from Lion King
Spoiler Look at Saint Nick's signature
you know this thread's about lies...so you just called me cool. Thanks Loves to suck-a da big peepee
MY COUSIN AND I TOUCH WEI*muffled screams* -Cartman from South Park
is as straight as a line
Damn it. I am a woman. I have breasts. They may not be especially big, but they are there! -Butlin from Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector I see your Schwarts is as big as mine. -Dark Helmet from Spaceballs I hate it when my Schwarts get twisted! -Dark Helmet from Spaceballs Not in here mister. This is a Mercedes! -Dot Matrix from Spaceballs
is a lonely child
really hates bananas
hates Final Fantasy
completely despises Naruto
HOLY CRAP!! THAT'S AWESOME!! Haha. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEOW
haha...wow... oh holy crap...I think I blew my foot off
has a stupid fox thingy in their signature
yechk... is made from horse manure
regardless...w/e Achmed: "My wife's still pissed at me! She walked into the store and said, 'Where's our son?' I told her, 'Over there, over there, and up there.' "
