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Saix tapped Roxas on the head.
"They are on our side," he informed as he followed Xemnas.

"Because fans love me instead of you, Chocobo-head," Sephiroth said. He grabbed a handful of snow and shoved it down Larxene's coat.

"AAAAAARRGH!" Saix(Zexion) shouted angrily. Spray painted his claymore! Why, the little twerp would get what was coming to him.
Quickly making illusion chakrams, Saix(Zexion) started smashing Xigbar(Axel) over the head with them instead of the book.

Hey, actually, can I be Saix instead of Zexion?

"NO ONE RUINS MY PERFECTLY GOOD, GRAVITY-DEFYING HAIR AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" Sephiroth turned and started pelting the other girls with snowballs.

OOC: Sure, you can be Axel, Rexyggor_thenewmember
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) still beat Xigbar(Axel) with the book.
"YOU NEVER TOUCH ME WITH THOSE CHAKRAMS AGAIN! XIGBAR!" Saix(Zexion) shouted. He knew perfectly well who was inside the body at the time. "NEVER I TELL YOU! NEVER! AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU AND AXEL, I WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD THE SCAR. I WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME AND YOU DECIDED TO JUST START PLAYING WITH LARXENE'S (ucky word)!"

Zexion summed a lot more replicas and sent them to converge on Saix. He himself hid on the ceiling, hanging upside-down like Xigbar.

You know you're obsessed with Kingdom Hearts when:

...you start chucking yourself off of the nearest building.

...you attempt to run up a wall.

...you scream "The GHOST TRAIN! OMG!" whenever you glimpse an Amtrak.

...you start doodling endless spiral staircases on your homework.

...your principal announces that you've broken the dress code for the fifth time this week by wearing excessive belts and/or short miniskirts.

...your dad demands to know why you're smelting his largest car key in the fireplace, and painting it to boot.

...you dream about black-coated people constantly following you.

...you add 'Got it memorized?' after every other sentence.

...you laugh maniacally and nonsensically whenever your parents mention taking you to Disneyland.

...you steal your little brother's toy Light Sabers and attempt to dual-wield them.

...you start trying to learn to be ambidextrous.

...you almost break your back attempting Dodge Roll (believe me, I've tried).

...you dye your hair red, blue, or silver and wear a black trench coat.

...you start gesticulating furiously whenever you talk.

...you start trying to cut your head open on purpose in hopes of getting a super-cool scar (ukali_rules takes no responsibility whatsoever for all concussions, injuries, and/or death resulting from this suggestion).

...you ask your parents if you can plant a sakura tree in your backyard.

...you constantly sign with the Nobody or Heartless insignia.

...you buy fifty gallons of anti-gravity hair gel and spend two days trying out styles in front of your mirror.

...you spend hours trying to throw cards in your room, aiming them at a large piece of paper with a giant dice drawn on it (and did I mention that the dice has Sora's head on it? LOL).

...you become inexplicably sadistic and sarcastic after playing KH: CoM.

...your next haircut brings the bangs into your eyes.

...you suddenly get scared of 'falling from the sky' every time you stand on the beach.

...you turn your head 180º whenever someone hums a tune somewhat similar to any KH gameplay music.

...your teacher tells you to write down anything that pops into your head, and everything you wrote down was related to something in KH.

...you snicker whenever someone says ANYTHING about "heart."

...your diary entries are patterned after the Ansem Reports.

...your art project is a wire sculpture, and you recreate the Organization dragon-machine... thingy. Whatever it's called.

...you whip out your older brother's guitar and shout "Dance, water, dance!"

...you come across an old childhood book featuring Donald Duck and Goofy and draw in a staff and a shield.

...you request sea-salt ice cream at the ice cream cart.

...you scream whenever you see a trapeze artist wearing silver. (AKA, Dusk)

...you bring a struggle bat to school when your coach specifically told you to bring a baseball bat for your team.

...you take Japanese in high school specifically to play KH2:FM+ (I'm planning to right now XD)

...you offer to share a carambola with someone.

And I have tried all of these things. T_T

All three of the unknowns dual-wield.

Saix(Zexion) took out his book and started beating Xigbar(Axel) over the head with it.
"NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Saix(Zexion) screamed. "THAT IS HOW I GOT MY LAST SCAR!"

An illusion Zexion crashed into Saix. Without a second thought, it copied his claymore and used the illusion claymore to attack him.
OOC: In Riku's story, Zexion copies Riku's weapon.

OOC: Okie-dokie. :D
BIC: Saix appeared in front of Roxas and Xemnas, with Demyx and Luxord in tow.
"You were going to storm the mansion and raze everyone in it," Saix explained.

Sephiroth grabbed a bunch of snow and flew over to Namine. He dropped all the SUPER cold snow on top of her before retreating.

Sephiroth shook his head.
"Power." Instantly, the pillars of flames rose up, and all the pirates were drawn into it. They were all burned to pieces.

Zexion stared at Xemnas and everyone.
"HOLY KINGDOM HEARTS! SOMEONE! SAVE ME!" he screamed. (Yeah, screamed. :D) He wiped the blood off his face with his sleeve and summoned several thousand illusions of himself. All the illusions darted off, including Zexion.

I had a dream that I was in Organization XIII, I had a pwnful weapon, and I beat up Sora soooo bad! Yay!

When you call someone named Alex, Axel.
(Lol, I do that.)

When you see a guy with long black hair and call him "Xaldin"

When you see a guy with brown hair and slurrs his words you call him "Vexen"

You go around trying to steal people's hearts

You claim that there are heartless lurking in the shadows

Username: ukali_rules
Character: Saïx
Rank: VII
Element: Moon
Weapon: Claymore
Persona: Calm and relaxed. Loyal. Easy to anger.

Zexion popped up beside Saix, utterly making him screw up.
"Hey, what are you doing?" he asked. He had, apparently, found some coffee and drank about an entire gallon of it. (Don't know if that is bad for you. :D) The coffee and triggered some kind of weird command in him to insult and screw up everyone he saw.
"You know," he said, "You are losing, to a younger boy. Your dance steps are really sloppy. You reaction is really slow. Oh, and did I mention you have extremely bad breath and that your ears are twitching like a cats?" He turned to Marluxia.
"You have ugly hair, a deep so not cool voice. Your weapon of choice is a scythe, which is an unbalanced weapon. You use pink sakura petals as an element, which means you are an entirely girly like man." He snapped his attention to Larxene, and a stream of insults came out.
"....and you have cow licks that stick out of your forehead. Are they a combination of taking a shower and having electricity as an element, or is it because that you wish to look like a bug, or Neoshadow of a sort...." he started talking faster, oblivious to the growing tension around him.
"And, did I mention Demyx that your hair cut is soooo not cool," he finished, smirking.
OOC: I don't mean any offense to all of the characters. I'm just saying all of this to stir up trouble in the RP. All these characters rock.... so don't flame at me! AHHHH! *cowers*

OOC: anniexo_lexa, I got Xemnas in the book, not Demyx.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) felt his forehead. The scar was familiar, but... how DARE that inferior NUMBER EIGHT put a scar on him!
Saix(Zexion) knocked Xemnas(Demyx) out of the book himself. He grabbed the book and ran after Axel. He was slower, but he had more experience on where to go and the best ways to catch Number Eight, techincally Number Two.
Saix(Zexion) appeared in front of Xigbar(Axel). He smirked, condescendly, and said, "As your suprerior, Number Eight, I order you to sit down." There was one good thing. Even though their bodies switched, the bodies still retained the ranks which were bestowed upon them. Which meant that Saix(Zexion) could order Xigbar(Axel) around as much as he wanted to. Then again, he could do that even if he were in his old body.
OOC: The parentesies(sp?) mean which body they are in. :D