Silly Goose,bear Don't Eat Chicken You Hungry For Hot Pocket!!!!!!! Credit to Da Freak
Credit to Hawki92
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Since it's just a few days after Halloween, and I've done this twice, I've decided to share it with you. If you have a friend/sibling's cellphone you have access to, get some Halloween candy (a tootsie roll or snickers) and chew it but don't swallow it. Put it in the toilet, and make sure it's poo-shaped. Get the cellphone, take a picture of it, and set it as their screensaver. Enjoy.
Remember rofl? Well, there's a new rofl now! Introducing: ROFLQUAZAR (roffle quay zar)
My math teacher was Michael Jackson for Halloween. We were having a test. All of the sudden she screams "HEE-HEE!" and everyone jumped.
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I made a video called Elizabeth. Yes, this is my voice, and it's on someone elses account because I was at their house when they showed me how to make it and I posted it on their account.
Has anyone ever played this game? It's the greatest game ever created in my opinion, better than Kingdom Hearts. It's for the PS1. You are a kid named Spike and you have gadgets and you catch monkeys and fight enemies and stuff. It's amazing. It's awesome! It may seem ******ed or boring, but I lost it a long time ago and I am buying this game again tomorrow because... it's just amazing.
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Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
And it will say this.
FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER!!! kind of
