/khv/. /k/ = Weapons /h/ = Hentai /v/ = Video Games Therefore, KHV is comprised primarily of weapons, hentai, and video games. I do say that sums up the forums quite well.
You are to deliver this 40 lb. box of rape to Planet KHV, the most dastardly and horrible cesspool of filth and misery in the Interweb Galaxy!
Right now, please. I do not have all day.
And a happy new y- Oh wait, I am four months late, aren't I? Gah. I really should fix my schedule.
Ozzy Osbourne stole Vash's glasses and painted them black. Indeed.
You succeed Isaac Newton by 354 years.
Let's all mock everyone else not born in January. [Whatever reference you are making, I clearly do not comprehend. Do not mind me.]
I have been thinking about this for some time now. Now before I post the "suggestion", I must inform you that I do not completely know how the staff are able to choose new staff members, besides what others have told me about "applying". Therefore, I have thought this up: A "KHV Democracy"? It may work like this, in steps: 1. The members of KHV in general can decide on nominations for staff in a separate thread every ___ number of years (The recommended maximum, in my opinion, would be one-and-a-half to two years). 2. The nominations would be handled by one or more than one current staff member so the nominations could be approved by the staff themselves. 3. Eventually, another separate thread can be made with the nominees in polls and such, in which the members of KHV can vote to the staff. If possible, they may also vote off other current staff members for new ones (this is optional), or vote a current staff member to an "upgraded" position. Examples: Person A votes DPWolf for Super Moderator. Person B votes Xaldin for a new Sectional Moderator in place of Shadowjak. OPTIONAL (WOULD REQUIRE A NEW "GROUP" OF MEMBERS: "FORMER STAFF): 4. The then previous voted-off staff shall become Former Staff. They are simply normal members/Premiums, however they may be granted moderator powers once again if necessary, for a short while. The Former Staff may also choose not to be Former Staff and simply be normal members/Premiums once again. Those are the basic points of my Suggestion. Honestly, I am quite sorry if this was simply a waste of time. Also, I am quite sorry if it is confusing to you. I shall attempt to explain it more easily if you wish. Enjoy.
I have concluded that I have been quoted in six different signatures. How interesting. Hm.
I really needed something to post. Happy Birthday, my Welsh friend. Well, it's her birthday over there. Please do not complain, fellow NAers.
They better use the explosive clay "Tak" as a Playdoh replacement in the near future. Plastic technology. Water everywhere. Clearly Global Warming has struck. Bobby almost saves the Hindenburg in 1937, but then stops and it blows up AGAIN. Our future looks environmentally-friendly. Saint Dane is officially badass. This is what happens when the Interweb takes over the world. That's all I can say. A Traveler dies. Two Travelers are trapped. Anthropomorphic cats. More class struggle. The Advent. Saint Dane loses his hair, literally. Just some training and Bobby being pwn'd 72 times over. Saint Dane kills Loor. Somewhat. Shows us what will happen when Wal-Mart or Gamestop take over the world. Arcades everywhere. If you lose, you die. Robotic guards. History eradicated. Saint Dane becomes even more badass, and now has an ally. The territory of Book 4 in the future. Everyone hates technology now. Big mother****ing war. 9th out of the 10 books. Saint Dane makes a cult called Ravinia, which is basically National Socialism (Nazism) with spiritual aspects. Saint Dane takes over the world. Saint Dane finally wins and reigns over Halla (the entire god damned universe). Alder dies. Mark dies. Courtney dies. Patrick dies. 70,000 random people die. Alexander Naymeer dies. All because of Mr. Badass Saint Dane. Not to mention the 100,000,000+ other deaths caused by him in other parts of Halla. Okay, I'm finished. And I left out some major points there, so it will sound somewhat stupid, but eh. Oh wait, I forgot to say: SPOILERS AHEAD Yes. I made this thread for the sake of boredom. And just to tell you. Bobby is the main character.
Another pointless thread that you may all turn into an R-rated nightmare! Courtesy of my oh-so great mind.
A double battle and I have no Pokemon! Someone help me before they slay me with their absolute uselessness!
And coincidentally, the winds were extremely intense all day. Damn you, Air Force One.
I'm hunting wabbits.
I am almost certainly going to have a heart attack from overdose of citric acid and/or Vitamin C.
Sorry, did I say 80 days? I meant 80 seconds. Where shall we begin?
I shall give you an award if you can name every single person/thing in it.
It seems that World War III has begun. I'm quite afraid we are not fighting robotic dinosaurs or space Nazis this time. Yes, it is ourselves again, and for the most foolish reasons. Now everyone wants oil. Pssh. Oil. It is just a useless black liquid. We could power cars on alcohol. Anyhow, due to the stupidity of humans increasing, it is a Free For All war, which means that at least a single nation will definitely be screwed. Every nation is in this one. And I do mean every single one. From economic powers such as Germany to small nations such as Tonga. Use this thread to attack other people in other countries. You may use nukes, H bombs, pencils, or even levitating bananas. It's the future, and it needs oil. World War III has begun. And I'm still bored. By the way, you may come back as another nation if you are eliminated. Damn my obsessive misanthropy. EDIT: Never mind countries. Fight for anything you want. It could be anything from a planet to apple pie. BELLIGERENTS - England/Fayt-Harkwind - America/TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees - Democracy in general/Dr. John - Australia/Xaren - China/Firekeyblade - Russia/Saix - Ireland/Fearless - Japan/Fearless - A bundle of random junk/Fearless - Republic of Candyland/EDWARD_1 - Space/Xx.Keyblade Master.xX - The Power Rangers/Kid Hero - The Spam Zone/Xaale (by Fearless) - Roman Empire 2.0/Haseo - The Oceans and Skies/Grace - Your mother/Steal the Hail - Belgium/HellKitten - Rhyme and Reason/Memento Mori - Canada/Ember - Rapture/Atlas - Finland/Divine_Lunatic/TrueKeybladeMaster - North Korea/Stars OFFICIAL NEUTRAL TERRITORIES (You may not claim these unless by invasion) - McDonalds
I might as well make this one to appease Harriet, Xaale, Haseo and Fayt. God. This is older than I am. *runs away*
