Bet it tastes so good. I wanna bleed now. Thanks alot! I was over that for a whole of two weeks!
Thinks back to all threads ever posted. No not at all(sarcasm is a ***** to type. But not as much as revenge is. It's got like two E's and three R's)
No it's me read reasons 1 through shi. They back me up yo. Oh yeah reason ultima too. I meanlikecomeonmanI'mreallyfunny'causethresonlyoneofme. So in contusion I say I'm funny none of you are. Edit YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR Re:Edit I'm cpomedic in a hilariously funny way so don't talk back yak
I will not be silenced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest dancer. Yo, where am I chicken man?! I'm like teh funniest member here I need honors and **** for that accomplishment. Bow down I know you want to. Now everybody say HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOO HUUUUUUUUUUUUUU yeah. That's right. I'm a genius of comedy. If you don't think so, you don't think anything. Now ultra-man lives! alright sitaroo-man but that's close enough! Neh? Reason number one I'm funniest, I can sing The Ultimate Showdown all the way through. Reason Bee, I am really happy 'cause there's only one of me. Reason gamma I'm funniest is I post long rants of nothing important. Reason Shi, I think I can dance all night and still have begged for more, I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things and still have time for more. Reason Ultima I can make puns like this. Person 1: Yo no se. Me: Yo better say. In conclusion I'm the funniest now put me on the pole, yeah. I'm funny! Chicken man!
Most annoying part, eh. Everything. The entire story was like watching a Bruce Lee knockoff movie and the battle system was like playing Dynasty Warriors. The worlds had zero to do with any relevant things going on. The gummi ship was crap. The voice acting for secondary characters was bad. I hated the fact that if you stood still you could survive maybe ten minutes in the thousand heartless battle. The bosses were easy. Did I mention the story was fractured all the hell up. The boos battles were few and far between. Sora was too strong. How is a child with his pet dog and duck gonna beat up a bunch of super powered adults? The way that your "allies" really did nothing. After you beat a world there is no reason to go back. Sephiroth was too easy. Xemnas was too easy. Reaction commands required no reaction time. There were no cool abilities that required any thought process at all(think ragnarok and sonic blade.) The Final form isn't fun. Ultima weapon now looks like crap. What's up with trons ****ing world, did you really have to do any of that? Axel, Sora, Roxas, Riku, Cloud, Leon, Donald, Goofy, and all the other male characters were all pussies. This time it's NOT personal. The clothes are bammafied. There were too many useless challenges and dumbass information bars. What's up with the ****in' skateboards everywhere. Nobodies were all weak and pathetic, I expected something stronger. The Heartless were all fagticious. There is no hard mode, just easy easier and so damn easy no one could fail. The new keyblades sucked. Altlantica. Gay Pridelands. Kairi with a keyblade that looked like the epitome of inhuman sickly sweetness and love and ****. The very idea of Sora beating Roxas in a fight. The lack of any real power players in the mix. Jack Sparrow. Will Turner. Did I mention this game was too easy and had absolutely no emotional content. Seriously I cried when I saw the endings to the other two and I'm like that was a sucky ending at the end of KH2. I hated the constantly repeating battle music that's the same in like every world. I hated the subtext put there to appease yaoi crazy fangirls. I hate the lack of a plot direction. I hate the fact that sora went back to ever ****ing Halloween Land and he looked like he was badly photoshopped into a Pirates of the Caribbean game. Come on change his clothes to pirate style. Did I mention final form was too ****in' all powerful and ******ed You don't even hjold a keyblade. That's straight up lame. Riku's controls. He can't fight for **** and yet he was supposedly the big bad last time. How's that work out? Sora had no reason to go anywhere he just was road tripping and ended up there. There's no sense of adventure. There's no sense of wonder. There's no way to make yourself feel like your actually having any fun that's not just novelty of a new game. It's just ******ed. There's no reason to like this game. It was like some bad acid high gone horribly wrong. I can't believe I waited more than two years and planed even further for it's purchase to get a load of **** that has a replay value of zero without any tampering with the program. You understand, I hold the story outside of the bulk of gameplay to be decent. Oh yeah the cutscenes were too numerous and useless. I dunno there's just so much. Like the hype machine that got my hopes up only to have them dashed at the release. I just think the game was too easy and was a major letdown.
Nice. Too bad it had to end that way though. I like the way you look into Riku's psychology. I read it all at once so there were no cliff hangers. I now realize that they are helpful at times and should be left in. Oh well, that's my opinion.
Whoa. It's like a different person. With twenty more IQ points.
This is a good tie waster. Ha! You read it! Dummy!
No, this is the only thing worse than that. I typed something in a coherent well put together fashion. Now, tell me how that makes you feel. If you could not tell I am studying to be a scientist. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!
'cause it had novelty back then. More than I can say of playing guitar.
I just took one year of your life away now how do you feel? Be honest this is for posterity.
Yays? Kepp scrolling Kepp scrolling Kepp scrolling Why I am doing this Kepp scrolling Kepp scrolling I'm done Have a nice time with your scrolling Bananaananaaana Fone!
I can dance like that. It's not that fun, really it's rather boring.
I didn't mean it that way I'm just saying to look over it and like get another persons perspective on it. I have trouble with such editing 'cause I know what I mean but I don't know if everyone else will. Like when Saix is called to the king he never actually goes there you just say "Silence." and have him suddenly there. Also the "million weapons on their backs." thing had me sorta confused. Just keep writing if you like to or want to or something like that, practice makes perfect (it's true I know.)
Yeah, this is alright. I'm not exactly excited (no offense). The story is kinda um, stilted (is that the word?) Oh well, it just kinda has some bits where I feel like I have no idea who's doing what and where. Also the character choice seems kinda off. This is constructive criticism, and I think with a little more work this could be significantly better.
Good for you(seriously, I'm not joking or being sarcastic). I hope I never get a thousand though. I hate orange as a color.
precocious. that's the next word I think.
Roflmao *penny whistle fx*
MSG is like that. I don't like MSG.
