With lightsabers.
So I wrote a review for the entire album which I just listened too. It leaked and I downloaded it. I do not promote pirating and will not give you the link. I'm Bout Tha Stax- Pretty much talks about how his life is based around material things. It didn't wow me, and the lyrics weren't great. Simple rhymes, pretty much mainstream beat. Bird Walk- Decent dance song, lyrics again were not great, but it's a dance song so I'll leave it alone. Turn My Swag On- Simple rhymes that one would expect from Soulja Boy. Thus begins the album's theme of obssesion with the word "Swag". It gets Reppetitive. Gucci Bandana- By far THE most annoying song he has ever made. Gu-Gu-Gucci Bandana! He says that for about 30 seconds before the song starts. The lyrics were again, crap. Gucci Mane's part was also disapointing. I miss the old Gucci Mane who made Pillz and Freaky Girl. Shawty Lo's part also sucked. Eazy- Of the songs on the album that sucked (aka 14 out of 16) this was one of the least annoying. Same thing goes for the lyrics but the chorus was better than most. Good refreshment from the above crap. Kiss Me Thru The Phone- Best song on the album, hands down. The singer on here with him had a great voice and did a good job. The guy would have done better to do this without Mr. S-Beezy though. Booty Got Swag(Donk Pt.2)- No. Why did it need a part two? Why? The origional was better and still not great. Rubber Bands- Another song about money. Nuff said. Hey You There- An example of just how much of an 'artist' Soulja Boy is. This song probably took him a few days to come up with and I tell you it is the stupidest **** I've ever heard. That's not me being a hater, that's me telling the truth. It's stupider than all the silly parodies on youtube, stupider than anything ever recorded. Yamaha Mama- Didn't like it much, until the end came where he used a sample of "Stunting Like My Daddy" by Lil Wayne & Birdman. Wit My Yums On- Sounds EXTREMELY similar to Crank Dat but with the concept of "I Got Me Some Bathin Apes" in mind. Go Head- Chorus was annoying as ****. Beat didn't appeal to me. The rest is a blur of lack of intrest. Though I do remember he said "Turn My Swag On" just like in the song of the same name. How origional. Shoppin' Spree- Soulja Boy and Gucci Mane like to shop together and sing about it. Wonderful./sarcasm Soulja Boy Tellem- A bit annoying but not bad. If you wanna listen to it I suggest going to Youtube and watching BEP's cartoon for it. I'll provide a link at the end. The video is quite funny. The song title serves to show his lack of creativity though. First album was SouljaBoyTellem. This one is iSouljaBoyTellem. This song is named after the first album, Soulja Boy Tellem. Whoop Rico- A song about whooping a guy named Rico's ass. From what I heard there was no story on WHY he wanted to whoop rico. Quite dumb. I Pray- A song about people hating on him. I'm sure this was easy to do since everyone hates on him. I could make one about people hating on him by going to Youtube and reading the comments on his videos. So, contrary to what some say, he really hasn't improved. He's still annoying, has reppetitive beats and chorus, and his rhymes are still simple. I honestly think his first album was better. Again, I do not encourage you to pirate this, nor do I encourage you to buy it. I encourage you to listen to Kiss Me Thru The Phone since it was the best song, Soulja Boy Tellem, but only while watching BEP's video, and Hey You There just to comprehend it's extreme stupidity. I only recomend this album to die hard Soulja Boy fans. Also, most of these songs are a bit old. Kiss Me Thru The Phone- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtk2Sv2NRM BEP's Soulja Boy Tellem Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNH5LguILhs Hey You There: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8xetNlpk8A Don't flame me kthnx bai.
You are obviously in a time paradox seeing as you never saw me jump from the helicopter because you're...um....dead. And you're obviously mad because this time paradox involves me styling on you.
Oh you're just mad cuz I'm stying on you.
I believe you are the one who didn't realize that I realized the spanish inquisitions is almost meant to fail when used as a joke, but you see you're failed differently than those of my day and thus I decided to point it. It's not your fault since you lack understanding of my complex yet radical reasoning, but to help you understand I shall tell you a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
Lost season 4 comes out on DVD tommorow 8D The minute it comes out I'm gonna go buy that ****, seriously. The Game was fun, the show rules, the characters are secks. You guys should seriously watch it. Have you guys ever seen it? If not then watch it on january 21st on ABC 8D By the way, Yoda says "Read the first word of every paragraph" WHORE IT IN THE MOST CREATIVE WAY POSSIBLE! GOGOGO!
Heroes never fails to amaze me. Every time I think, "wut uther powaz r der" they come out with some awsome ****. And Sylar is ****ing awsome. That is all.
You all probably noticed how crazy Claire Littleton is. Just for those who don't know, Claire Littleton is non other than Orange. Just a few minutes ago she and I were voice chatting. I was totaly Lost in this awsome story I was telling her. It was about how I became a hero and ****. The phone rang just as I was about to finish the story, so I picked it up. To my suprise, it's her on the phone. I was like "WOOOOOOOOW" and I could here her laughing through my speakers and through my phone. It was terrible. Game after game, that's all it is with her. Crazy pranks, stupid jokes, and crazy games. Seriously, when I answered the phone she said "Read the first word of ever paragraph." Bitch @_@
I kinda like this...I think I'll get a screen shot.
From Birdman's "I Run This" video. From DJ Khaled's "We Taking Over" video.
I was bored. Selective Color layer to make midgar look hawt Self-Explanatory Some Lost cast members. Selective Color+Text. I was bored in spanish class. Bored in Health Class+Head full of ideas=this ****
“Hey mister Emcee, where is your swagger, G?†You talking to me? Well I’m too cool to be G But to you I’m a wanna-G, not a wanna-b I’m too smart to get B’s, but you can call me C I got a lot of bars like a Z followed by double O’s Whichever way the bars flow, go-go-gadget, go Flow caged like an animal, flow so mechanical No weed in the yard, but I spit like a bard And roll a track like a joint, so I can get to the point Never done drugs, but it’s not like you care Because drugs and rap are not a pair But some seem to think they are Because in ever bar, crack is what they need But I can spit crack without coke and weed No speed, I just flow slow like syrup All the best rappers gonna say “C, your up†I’m spitting circles around the space time continuum So if you were spitting rhymes then go ahead and continue em’
ITT: Cool names that start with the letter C that I can use as a rap name. Go. So far I've got Cynic, Cyanide, and The Cool.
You just a lil cat but you aint got nine lives I can spit crack with just nine lines Cuz I done shat so many bars that I could build a jail You could build you own but it would be to know avail I'ma get in college with this like a fullsail While you can drop a series titles full-fail I'm a felon and I'm locked up in the bars Sub zero **** but never sub par Flowing like diaria out my ass I break the studio glass I'm done.
I'll show you my hip hop Make you do a flip flop As I open the hit shop and make a ***** stop Dead in ya tracks As I roll out the crack And i drop a stack Cuz I'm on the track Like thomas Nasty like homus -cidal like the tidal Wave that I gave Off the production lime It's obstruction time With my destructive rhyme Yeah you know I'm The next big thing like rappers with tight pants Cuz I'm stealing all ya fans So they can work in my swet shop Making beasts like a pet shop Run by a ****ed up alchemist So you can get it after this
Beast and Huslta, split personality Split atom flow beyond reality My words are deadly like a fatality So lets just find a word that ends with ality My flow is illegal just like crack I’m like an upgrade when I get on the track I can make a rhyme good when It would be wack And my beats go boom with bass in the back So prepare for impact While in fact I’ll come out intact Un-bruised and un-cracked Because I am indestructible But you aint reconstructable When I’m done you won’t exist like the word “trustable†I’ll show you what it means to be combustable Big bang explosion universal expansion Size ratio is house to a mansion I go solo no need for companion You are like a crack while I am a canyon Lyrical attacks flow like a river Tactical precision hit you in your liver My flow is so tragic But my lyrics of the comic Bass sounds to epic But you don’t get it so you’re skeptic But you stink like a septic Tank full of manure My flow is sick and there is no cure The more is spit, the more I rot and decay But when my body goes my mind will stay I’m so smart that I’m ******ed So I hope you benefit from the knowledge I’ve imparted But I’m just getting started I go hard like a Spartan I hold the mic tight, cuz it’s all I want I’m stylin on the song so I aint gotta flaunt I want this forever like Nutt Da Kid and Weezy But it aint gone be easy But if Dymez and Pryde can do it, then I can to Cuz there aint a single thing I can’t do Like a flock of birds I take off Like a thief after a hiest I make off With the crown of knowledge Goin beast mode like Ben Wallace I love mind games, so dig through my words What I'm trying to say aint exactly what you heard You gotta listen like a doctor to the heart Pay close attention for finish to start I'm a psychopath, a psycho on a path Walking the dark and doin the math Calculating the exact time of armagedon Yeah, that big battle that are forgettin I plan to throw up a chair and watch form the side Like the civil war when people watched from inside Laughin like I got some sort of problem Screamin **** like "wussa goon to a goblin" Cuz I'm ****ed up like anthrax in the mail ****in with me is like hammering a bent nail And the answer is no when you ask "do you feel me?" I'm sick with apathy so ***** can you heal me And if you think I'm crazy now well be glad it's not empathy If I could relate to you I would rather be empty Since I cant feel ya I have no sympathy Why be complex when there's complex simplicity? But I can't go any more, because my body is worn As if I survived the battle but my clothes are torn
I go downstairs to get some food and my friend is sitting in my living room playing xbox 360 with my brother. HOW DO THEY GET IN MY HOUSE!! DX
Me on the first two verses VGN on the last verse Audio for the last verse got messed up because of some recording errors, but it's not bad for a first song. Not good either though. I can do WAAAAY better than what I did here @_@ But oh well, I'll have another song up soon 8D
Waiting in the corner, laughing like I'm crazy Step a little closer, so I can kill you baby I will slaughter you, and then I'll kill your friend I'll be grinning as I escort you both to your end If a ***** gets a away I will go after her I can't let you live for this is a massacare Killing all the rappers, this aint just a homocide If you have skills you'll live but if not it is the genocide I will keep killing until the feds come for me Then I'll kill them and thier blood will comfort me Drink it like it's coolaid, like a vampire Massacare the world and make a bloody empire Build my own throne out of the bones Dancing to the symphony of screams and moans Blood flow like a river under my throne More blood than any period you have ever known Spill the blood of my enemies Fear no entities I am homicidal And I flow like the tidal Wave of the tsunami Better run to mami A river of blood, call me Phlegethon I am the gun, *****, like Megatron The center of evil, call me Cocytus Once I get started there is no stop for this Laugh all you want for I am Divine Comedy As I laugh at your failure like it's a tragicomedy I go hard on the beat Like I bard on the street The streets of Athens, Greece No songs of peace Just stories of tragedy Please don’t be so mad at me If the hero dies I’m only relaying what I saw with my eyes The deaths of the rappers who are polluting the game Death to ye all for your lyrics are a shame And your beats are all the same Could you be more lame? Why did they sign you? Hmm tell me that? Sucking a few ****s, did you agree to that? You all know who I’m talking about, no need to name drop I’m patiently waiting for the day that they stop But until then I’ll be in the corners of your mind Killing you slowly; there is nowhere to hide And there is no escape from my message of truth and Death to the cancer that is killing hip hop music
Have succesfuly created a studio. It consists of the following 1 Acer Laptop 1 Dell Laptop Studio Quality Headphones Microphone Cell Phone Rolling Chair Large Desk 2 accoustic guitars A portable DVD player that serves as a stereo My 5 favorite CDs Now all I need is a bed.
