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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
The guy in my sig is probably better than your favorite musician :V
To one of the following: Drizzy, Dis, Hey Mr. Rapper Man, Mr. Rapper Man, Heartless Monster, or Envy. Pick on of the above, ****.
Which members would be it's three heads and why. Give valid reasons, not "because he's so awsome and I'd suck his ****". GOGOGO /bored
Who the **** are you princeses, where the **** did you come from and how many of you are there? I want answers when I return from my shower.
lol didn't see that one comming.
Now, before we start, this was origionaly a joke. Thats why the names are so stupid. All the main characters are named after people in my school. This is a ******, untitled story about cool catz. It has nothing to do with KHV and there are no KHV references what so ever. At all. Main characters are me and my 4 best friends. Now, read on, but be warned: I suck at writing stories. Oh and one more thing. This is like Crisis Core meets the Iliad, and the poem mentioned and quoted in this story was written by me, for this story. Go down deep within the cavern of remembrance, and take thy own seat near the lake. Listen to the ancient hymn sung by the water, of a story older than thy kingdom. Look deep within the water as if looking through a crystal in an attempt to see its inner workings and see the story unfold as ripples form on the water’s surface. Listen to the sounds of tragedy, as you come to know the story of The Old Kingdom, and then decide for yourself who is the hero, the villain, the victim, the mastermind, and the ones who benefit the most from these events. Jodysseus sat by Zachilles’ side as they waited in his chamber in the west wing of King Jit I’s palace. Jodysseus was much shorter than Zachilles and looked almost out of place sitting next to the tall, long haired warrior. The two were like complete opposites. Jodysseus was short, with short brown hair while Zachilles was taller and had long brown hair that almost covered his eyes. Zachilles was also the son of the king, King Jit I, and everyone respected and feared him because of it. The two were patiently waiting for an important message for Mitchanitus, the younger brother of Brianias. They had no idea what the message was about, only that it was of the utmost importance. “Where is he?†said Jodysseus for the fourth time since they began waiting. “I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I have no idea.†Replied Zachilles, and with that they became silent. They waited for many more minutes until finally Mitchanitus burst into the room, out of breath, and said “We’re in danger!†Meanwhile, in the royal library, Camamemron was walking around trying to pass the time by looking at all the books that had been gathered over the years, similar to the way bees collect pollen over time. Camamemron was a very tall young man, and had short black hair and dark skin. One would recognize him easily if they saw him. As he walked about the library, he noticed a peculiar looking book. It seemed older than most of the other books, yet also shorter; just the way he liked it. He took the book off of the shelf, opened and began to read from its text. “Infinite in mystery is Immortality. Those who seek it are pushed to the brink. Their tormented souls know no peace, but infinite desire keeps them going until the death†he stopped there. “Immortality….wouldn’t that be interesting…†he said to himself as he took the book and left. Back in Jodysseus’s chambers, Mitchanitus began to explain what had happened. “You see guys, I was in the land of Mithera on a spying mission when I overheard King Russonius discussing an attack on the land of Jitania with his general, Chaseus. They said there was five days until the attack and that was two days ago! We have to get ready for war!†he exclaimed with great fear. Zachilles and Jodysseus both looked at each other and then back at Mitchanitus before replying. “Well then, I’ll have to get ready to defend the kingdom, and Jodysseus will have to travel to Mithera and assassinate King Russonius.†Said Zachilles, and with that he walked out. Jodysseus and Mitchanitus were left alone in the chamber. Jodysseus looked at Mitchanitus and said “If it takes two days to get there, if I leave today I can get there one whole day before they arrive here and assassinate their king.†“I’m going with you since I know the way†said Mitchanitus “And besides, you’ll need help getting into the palace.†Jodysseus laughed. “Well, if you insist, but don’t slow me down.†He said with a grin. Brianias sat in his chamber which was located down the hall from Jodysseus’s own chamber. He was going over the layout for his newest invention, a large boat with four wheels that is to be pulled by six chariots. He referred to it as ‘The Titan.’ His gaze was directed down towards the scroll containing information on his project, and his dark, messy, hair slightly covered his eyes. He looked as if he had not slept in days. Suddenly, Zachilles entered the room. “Brianias, you have three days to think of a battle plan.†Said Zachilles. Brianias yawned. “I’m too busy for that.†Said Brianias as he redirected his attention to his scroll. Zachilles snatched the scroll away from him. “Your brother just told me that the Mitherans are going to attack, so get to work!†He said as he threw the scroll and walked out. Brain sighed as he got up to grab his scroll. Brianias was quite a tall young man. He was taller than Zachilles, and almost as tall as Camamemron. “They need to respect me more, without me they wouldn’t have expert battle plans and inventions at their disposal. I should just go on a hiatus, or better yet I could betray them. Then they would see how much they need me.†He mumbled to himself as he left the room with the scroll in hand. As Brianias walked throughout the palace, he began thinking about the things he said earlier. “Could I really betray my friends?†he asked himself. Then, he heard a voice. “Yes, you can, for they are not your friends.†Said the unfamiliar voice. Brianias whirled around to see a man with long white hair, longer than that of Zachilles. There was something not right about this man though, it seemed as if he were out of place somehow…as if he didn’t belong in this world all together. “Do I know you?†Asked Brianias curiously. “No, you don’t. I am Sin, and I am a god. That’s all you need to know about me.†The long haired man said. Brianias did not trust the man. “So, what do you know about my friends?†Brianias asked the man. The man grinned, and it looked so odd as his hair covered his eyes, and his teeth were just as white as his hair. “I know they don’t respect you, yet you do so much for them. They do nothing for you, and rarely thank you. That is no friendship, that is them using you for personal gain.†The man said as his grin suddenly disappeared as was replaced by a stern frown. Brianias thought about what the man said for a second, and then replied. “So you really believe I should betray them?†he asked. “Yes!†The man said with enigmatic excitement. “Show them that without you they are nothing!†he said with a clutched fist. “But…how?†Brianias asked. “Right here is where it begins†said the man as he gestured behind him, where Jodysseus was walking towards them, and the man was gone. Jodysseus walked up to Brianias as if he hadn't even noticed Sin was just there, right before his eyes. “Brianias, have you heard the news?†Asked Jodysseus. “Yes†he said “I suppose you’re going to infiltrate the enemy?†“Indeed, and your brother is coming along as well.†Joysseus replied. “Well add me to the list, I’m going too.†Said Brianias as he patted his ‘friend’ on the shoulder and walked away, leaving Jodysseus stunned at such news. That ends chapter one of ****. Should I post chapter two of said ****? You decide.
You see, since I'm the kinda guy who think I can do the impossible and see the invisible and i totally row row fight the power, I told my english teacher I could write an epic poem just as good as Homer. Now, knowing how lazy I am no one thought I'd finish it, but I did. It's obviously not as good as Homer's **** cuz I suck at writing stories which is why I stick to poetry and lyricism. But since I finished this story, I thinking of posting it here. Should I do it? y/n? GOGOGO POST ******S POST!
So, I'm guessing some of you have heard of this since it's all over the place. He was even on Fallout Boy's new album and he's got two rock songs out on the web at the moment, Hot Revolver and Prom Queen. Hot Revolver is actualy pretty good, though Prom Queen isn't as good. Anyone think he can pull this **** off? Personaly, I think he'll do okay. Not super ****ing awsome or anything like that though.
Digimon the movie. They saved the ****ing internet. End of discussion.
I present to you.... The mobile home. It rolls so you can get out of town on short notice. We are not responsible if any of your belongings become hostile and attack you.
and vicious You know the drill. No ratings, real CnC. ******s.
I will not join your self-hate group that YOU created. I will not fuel such insanity.
Seriously, he is :v
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Since CtR is gone for who knows how long, I can now declare official anarchy, and thus victory. I will step up as a non Rainbow *** leader and do my best to set a Good example. I fought long and hard for this and now I can finally throw up that cyber lawn chair at the top of this mountain of epic bullshit and ******ry and ****ing laugh my ass off for a few minutes before **** gets crazy as ****.
